Becuz I have another story for youz young’ins once again! This one plans to be just as great as the first one, and boy howdy it sure as hay will be. Now fasten your seatbelts, because I’m about to attempt to do a backflip with this car threw a flaming hoop and land on a bed of needles!

No, seriously now (even though we’re never serious around here~ AM I RIGHT!?), let’s try to act decent for once. I kid, I kid; without the occasional violence and insanity, things would be boring and dull. CAN I GET A HOO-HAH TWO TIMES TUESDAY?! Wait… this isn’t a Domino’s commercial but that gives me a good idea.
Too bad it isn’t Tuesday. >.<

Ok, just a heads-up for you kiddies. I plan to keep up writing stories. They don’t really take too long, and I have a lot of ideas to put into them to hopefully get a few laughs per story. I will go in this regular format:

1.) These paragraphs (that we’re in right now) that is mainly me, the smexy author, talking to you, the public.
2.) There will be a seperator line to bring us to the next section.
3.) The story! There will be a few introductory paragraphs (italian–err, italisized) to get you in the mood of where the story’s taking place. Then there will be the story.
4.) In the middle of the story, I plan to put in a commercial break. This is the time you can get more snacks and refreshments until the story resumes. (seperator lines will be in front of and behind the commercial break~they’ll be the same)
5.) The story will get back into action and then eventually end off.
6.) Another seperator line to bring us to the closing of the blog.
7.) I’ll put my signature and a few extra stuff here. Now let’s get this story into action!
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Today our story begins with James Westfield, the character that has made you laugh for all these years and many more to come. He has taken many courses in psychotic therapy to let go of the dramatizing experience he encountered with: Max, Aliyah, The Sun, and the Decapitated Dog. Let’s see how that little pansy is doing right now!

James: Awww, today is such a good day. The birds are singing, the squirrels are… dead, and the robotic samurai falcons are terrorizing the local school kids while they’re playing outside at recess. I even think the Sun winked at me!

Cheezy: Dang it, James! That’s the line from the first story! You better get your act together, or you’re FIRED!

James: I can’t go back to my job of cleaning Mother’s bunions! I’ll try harder, Oh Wise, Smart, Handsome, and Godly MasterCheeze.

Cheezy: Flattery won’t get you your next week’s paycheck! Now get your act together and stop screwing around!

Today our story begins with Ja–hey wait a second! I don’t need to repeat my lines, do I?

Cheezy: ZOMG! I recruited the most idiotic characters for my story! You don’t have to say your lines again you dunce! Just the other nanny-boy that can’t get this right!

Well, you don’t have to be so rude! You know what? I’m not taking this anymore. I’m going to my trailer. I’m going to call my agent about this…

Cheezy: You know what?! You’re fired! And for you James, you get a pay deduction!

James: But I didn’t do anything! I was rehearsing to get this chapter’s lines right! D:

Cheezy: Hey hey now! If I wanted any lip from you, I’d unzip– I said that before, didn’t I?

James: You put it down in your 5th comic! Which I’d like to say, was the best evaaaar!
Here’s a link to it so everyone can enjoy the mastermind of MasterCheeze! link

Cheezy: Sucking up to me won’t make you keep your job either! You’re this close to getting your pathetic arrse outta here! One more screw up, and you’re FIRED!

James: *I just slave and slave to please you but nooo! You’re too selfish and–*

Cheezy: What’re you mumbling about, boy?! You get back to work or you’re FIRED!

James: I heard you the first time you said it!!! Meeeyeee!!

*a cloud of smoke and Grumbo–err, Grimno “The Undefeatable Tactical Supreme Commander of a massive army of CLONES who fight for the people of MAPLESTORY!” appears*

Cheezy: Oh! This must be the new special effect’s worker come to make my story spiffy and actiony!

Grimno: I thought I was picked to be a character! I dun wanna do special effects! D:

Cheezy: You do w/e the hell I tell you to do or you’re FIRED!

Grimno: Let’s see you say that again when you’re facing imminent destruction done by my “Massive Army of CLONES who Fight for the People of MAPLESTORY!”

Cheezy: That’s just an ant farm! >

Grimno: It’s not just an ant farm! It’s an ant farm in which all the individual ants have nukes attached to their heads! Let’s see you fire me now!

Cheezy: Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu’re FIR–

Grimno: Ah bu-bu-bu! Don’t you dare finish that!

*pulls out chainsaw bazooka (with a sticker on it of an evil pumpkin)*

James: Hey! That was the same bazooka in the first story! =D
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Once again, the great works of MasterCheeze is interrupted for these commercial presentations. As mentioned, this is the time you can restock on stacks and refreshments. But you better have enough for everyone. ^_^

Grumbo (the man-eating bear): Man, I wish I could inflict massive ownage on the citizens of the world, but alas, I am just a bear.

Grimno (not the man-eating bear): Well you’re lucky! We at “Grimno’s Corporation of Doom-Inflicting Weapons… and Easter Baskets” have just invented one of the best doom-inflicting weapons in the entire… 2-block radius!

Grumbo: Why may I see this doom-inflicting weapon?

Grimno: Of course! Step this way!

*A velvet curtain pulls down, a pedastal with the “Domino’s Pizza Bazooka” on it comes up, and a showcase girl appears actually drawing attention away from the product and to her hot body*

Grimno: This is the latest invention brought to you from the genius minds of our workers at my company.

Grumbo: What does it do?

Grimno: You silly ol’ bear! It shoots out pizzas at high velocities to lay waste to your foes in a hot and cheesy death!

James: You can even use the pizzas as a heat source! I put the pepperonis on my nipples to keep warm at night!

Grumbo: Why this is just the thing I need! I’d like to purchase one of the “Domino’s Pizza Bazooka” so I can go wreak havoc!

Grimno: But why would a bear have human money?

Grumbo: I have no idea! =D
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We now return to our regularly scheduled presentation. THANK GAWD!

*We return to our story with Grimno and James stuffing the body of Cheezy into a the trunk of a car. They then push the car into a swamp full of alligators… and Southerners.*

James: Wow! You folks should’ve seen what happened over that commercial break! It was wild I tell you!

Grimno: We will never speak of what happened, little boy. It will remain a secret to everyone.

*Grimno notices James talking to a hill billy and telling him of what happened THAT SHOULD’VE BEEN A SECRET!*

Grimno: Dame it, James! I told you not to tell anyone what haaaaaaaaappened!

*Grimno pulls out a sunflower seed machine gun and lays waste to the hill billy*

James: Why’d you go and do that? We were just talking about the weather! D:

*Grimno decapitates James, burns his body, and pisses on the remains*
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Sorry about the bad ending folks, but I had no more characters left. Well, I guess I could’ve let the hill billy survive, but he’s Southern and they can’t speak proper Americanese. The story perhaps could’ve been longer if… SOME OF YOU PUT DOWN YOUR NAME IN THE FORUM I MADE! For anyone that wants to be in the next story, put your name in the forum I have now. (No need to make a third forum) Don’t get it mixed up with the first one I made because there’s two of them. If you put your name in the first one YOU GET NOTHING!

~Cheezy