Psst, I know I’m late, but I got you a present for Christmas. Oh, White Darth Vader PSP— nice unit! (no, that’s not what I got u) I got you these metal trousers. Go ahead! Try them on!

Now, step over to the side a few feet. No, not that far. Okay, right… That’s the left. The other way. DON’T TURN AROUND!

Okay… there.

Standby for a picture!

*presses button on camera*

*giant magnet deploys from the ceiling*

*magnet pulls you up to ceiling*

Ahaha teehee hoho! You should know better than to accept presents from strangers!

Uh, I don’t even know if this is a good time to be posting a blog. I mean, I’ve hit an all-time new low in innactivity of the MapleStory. I can’t even remember the last time I logged on, and I never really bothered to solve the problem of MS not working at my house; the problem that I’ve had for a few months now.

I haven’t even been that active on the computer. Well, I think it’s about to change. I’ve upped my activity on this site by 50 points, so yeah, I might get back into MS soon.

Andandand I wanna get some comics done! Well, the key word there is want, but I’m sure I lack the motivation to do so. How Ganzicus pops those suckers out so quickly is beyond me.

I’ve also considered drawing them. I have like, the best penmanship evar for a man, so why couldn’t I draw well? I’mma try to practice some of that, but school starts again… oh shi– tomorrow. That will surely lower my motivation to do everything I’m talking about. :(

(crap, scanner; need that too)

Uh, I think I logged onto MS when we had the Christmas patch. I remember… Slimes… with hats. I remember… George Clooney. God damn it, George, gtfo my head.

Er, I know there were a lot of events going on, but I don’t think I did much. I went to the Happy “How About I Stick My Foot Up Your Ass For Smiling So Much” Town and noticed the KitKat quest was available, so I just scrammed the hell outta there. I remember doing that quest so many times on my Page. Yeah, and I wasn’t able to trade the pie or w/e to my Mage so all that crap went to waste.

Other than that I just checked out the FM. Uh, I can’t remember the name of Dj’s guild, but I know it didn’t seem to be going to well. Either that or everyone just didn’t feel like being on the same time as me. D:

Also, a bunch of my buddies have probably deleted me. That’s a depressing thought considering all the friends I just hooked up with over the last time I quit. I need to learn how to stop breaking peoples’ hearts. :(

Another depressing thought is all the people here that have left. I’m glad that Lamvao, Raza, Vicelin, and Sapphy (lyk i care bout tht meanie-face) are back n’ all, but that doesn’t make up for all the other peopulz that have dissapeared.

I mean, you don’t see Darky, Grimno, Applebomb (oh, that’s what her guild was called), LunarPanda, Cream of TarTar, Ieatpie, Anni, Double D (DarkDragoon), Alex (NobodyNight), Aliyah, Axiom, Quang, Zhlon, Zhlink, Greenday, Veggie, and Meepster that often.

And whatever the hell happened to Sammyboy, BlackCleric, Pirkid, HeeroJay, Fpooned, DrunkDaddy, Nezzy, Roisin, and Cinnamon? God damn it guys, you can’t keep dissapearing! This place will never hold with such acts of “getting the hell outta here ASAP.” -.-

But, it’s okay. The few of us that have remained can just duke it out in the forums like we have been. Just, you new faces, stay for my sake. For all our sakes. Dear God, don’t let this site die. D:

~Cheezy

(sowwyz fo lo mountuv mmo stuf)

Edit: Hehe. And, uh, I might finally be getting Luminous Arc, yo. Frickin’ eh, we’re going to [censor’d] next week, so yeah, I’ll just hit the mall and whattnot. That’s a game I’ve been wanting ever since it came out. That + the games I got from Christmas/Birthday + Advance Wars: Days of Ruin = enough to hold me over ’til Brawl. ONLY ABOUT A MONTH AWAY! ~woot~