So, I got my Report Card two days ago.
The grades that I saw shocked even me. And I’m used to crappy grades.
My worse was Spanish, barely touching 65.
How I hate learning new languages.
Fuqinese, Fuzhounese, Fujianese, Mandarin, and English are enough.

Anyway, I’m bunkered down at a friend’s house right now, as if I so much as touch the home computer, I’ll have my arm inserted into the rear end of a Shark, my leg filled with Man-Eating Pineapples, and my Ear filled with Chinese Hot Sauce.

Oh yes, MMO-Related, very sorry, but I have no screenshots for the day whatsoever. What I do have is news that will make Shatred, Rose and Iepiat cry in jealously. Silver will probably laugh at it, but who cares about her? She’s just some really high leveled person that could easily come over to Victoria in a rage and KS me until I De-Level.

Anyway, I logged on this morning, after giving my teeth a quick brush and sprinting over to my friend’s place, where, the previous day, I had him install MSEA for my own purposes.

Whoever though Egg Fried Rice would work as a bribe?

Anyway, I slammed myself into his rickety wheeled chair, and threw off my backpack. He looked up, and, asked, “Steve, you got the stuff?” I nodded impatiently, gestured to the backpack, and waited for the hum of his computer to engulf me. He, on the other hand, smiled with glee at what I’d brought over. Something to entertain him for a while. The contents of my backpack included: A bottle of Vitamin Water, a few Cookies in a plastic bag, a Feathered Kicking Thingy*, and above all else, my Math homework from Tutoring class.

I rapidly clicked the Mushroom house, and smiled with glee as I saw the GameGuard mascot, I rapidly typed in my User and Password and clicked the Eagle Head symbol of Aquilia.

My smile instantly dropped.

The Channel Bars were all over Half Full, and I let out a long hiss. My friend looked up, then went back down to do my Math Homework. I muttered a small string of Fuqinese curses, then looked down at my Percent bar, furrowing my brow. 1.43% Not the best of motivational Percentages. I sighed at the hopelessness of finding a good PQ, and eventually headed toward the Free Market of Sparta. In 5 minutes time, I had my 60% Claw Attack Scroll sold, at an extremely low price. I guess no matter what the Game, a low leveled person is always so much easier to gyp. The scroll was sold for 950k. Pathetic, really. I began to spam a barrage of “S>10% OVERALL+SHOE DEX@@@@@@@@@@@@” only to find people saying “10k, plspls”

Sweet Mother of Pandas, WHAT THE FLOOF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? BASIL gives me a PRICE CHECK.

That ends today’s rant, as I have to go play a little Badmintion.

*While I don’t know the actual name of the Feathered Kicking thingy, I can describe it. It’s an array of feathers, held into a short little plastic pipe thingy, with a rubber bottom. It stands at about 3-5 inches tall, and you’re supposed to drop it, and kick it as many times as possible. It’s quite common in China, and my mom got a few from her vacation there.

-The Panda

P.S. All those “Fu” languages at the start are a part of the general Chinese language, it is mostly used in Southern China, in Country Side areas, they are not the exact same, but VERY similar, and you can’t really speak them at a low volume, it’s meant to be loud and filled with curses, even if you’re talking to a loved one. You use light curses when losing a game or describing some things, and everyone knows they don’t mean buisness, however, a few curses are rougher and can signal a fight or hatred.

Yes, I am Fuzhou-nese and proud of it.

[Edit 1]: To Rose, Iepi and Shatred, I got 1Mil+, closer to forming MMOZodiac already!