Well I don’t really play maple anymore since I play SF now on ijji i still have to list the game as maple since SF isin’t there. Today on sf was ok.. In a 10 round game I slaughtered people with my uber light p90 of doom! a 38-4 record is pretty dam good if I do say so myself! Oh yeah.. I had to write this INCREDIBLELY stupid and ANNOYING story about rocks for science
Author is not responsible for any boredrom hair tearing or weird urges to use the facilities while reading this
Enjoy. I guess O_O
Tale of 3 Rocks
It was just a normal day during the summertime. The birds were chirping and the cries of little rocks were heard. Then suddenly 3 new rocks popped up! They were just small rocks but they looked like something that nobody had ever saw before! Instead of being a normal rock that just appeared these 3 came out in weird ways! Their names were, Igneous, Sedimentary, and Metamorphic. Igneous had came out of a deep volcano. When it had blew part of him was ejected to the surface with magma and hardened into what he was while the other part remained and combined with part of sedimentary to form metamorphic! Sedimentary had been made by little lumps of rock and dirt but formed together through concentrated power of will! Metamorphic had taken little parts of the 2 and with some nudging by some heat and pressure he merged the 2 together to make himself whole. As these three grew older they soon became friends with each other. Soon though being young and reckless they went out of the rock sanctuary and decided to try a contest. Basically the rules were to survive as long as they could by themselves and they were allowed to try and destroy the others. Whoever won was the last one standing. What they didnt realize is that they would be disintegrated if they lost. Sadly Igneous was the first rock down. As he was trying to reach a safe place to hide from the elements with the scorching wind at his black slowly rubbing him down to a nub of his formal self he fell down into a river. Why? Because simply Metamorphic had pushed Sedimentary down the slope above him with an cackle: GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM! THE RIVER! As Sedimentary was falling he desperately tried to grab onto anything and he got Igneous shell and dragged him down with him into the river where they were dashed apart on the rocks below as gravity reached out to drag them down to their deaths. Once the other rocks found out what metamorphic did they ganged up on him and had a trial. With traces of Igneous and Sedimentary scattered throughout the sanctuary it was hard for the jury to come to ANYTHING besides that Metamorphic. But since he had killed 2 valued citizens of the sanctuary they didnt just give him a slap on the wrist. They gave him the worst punishment that they knew. They hung him on a branch and directed all the wind that normally passed through the village onto him. He screamed in agony as the tiny sands ran scorched his skin. One sand wouldnt hurt him though together they came as an unstoppable torrent of pain and agony. He died saying: I will have my revenge on you all! After he had died a tiny black crystal fell out. It is said that every 1000 years that crystal will grow powerful and wreak untold havoc on rocks around the world until a chosen rock went to the place of Metamorphic burial site and submitted himself or herself to the same treatment that metamorphic had received until the rock died. When that rock died the crystal would lie dormant for another 1000 years. Then it would rise again.
Please don’t flame me. I just wanted to kill you all with my horrible writing skills! MUAHAHAHAHA 