(The pic is just a picture I drew for the story, Ever chapter will show another character, OK!?)
This is the first chapter, So It’s not that great, and it’s only starting the story off.
And also, on the next chapter, I will try to put Wright funny things instead of lame jokes and sayings.

Moose’s, Meese’s, and Geese’s.

My first imaginary tale in “talk to talk” type.
That’s absolutely crazy, and never makes since no matter how hard you try!
Hello everyone! This is Leifgreen bringing you NEWS on the everyday craziness that’s
In my head: MY IMAGINATION! (Be very afraid!)
Please tune in for a few and read all you can before your car gets blown up by a
Hobo! (It happens in N.Y. A LOT!) XD

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Moose’s, Meese’s, and Geese’s.
Episode 1!
Hokum-Hogwash-ton of stranger peoples.
By: ~Leifgreen~
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Narrator:
A Long long long long long *Gasps for air* long long LONG time ago:
On a small inlet of the cost of “Mint Gravy Island”, the small island of Fresh tasting fish, smothered in mint jelly,
A bigger-er island, know as: Hokum-hogwash, the land of the strange peoples!
What!? NO! I don’t have a funny way of talking, It’s what the righter came up with……so read along now!
*Clears throat* Now, Everyone of the Hokum-Hogwash-ton’s had bizarre powers!
But our main character of this story is none other then: “Felix”
And he is, Right as you listen to me and or read me, is-“ Well I don’t know.
BUT HAY! It seems like the town of Hokum-Hogwash is under attack by……..
The Kalamazoo’s!

Villager:
Please don’t destroy my garden! It’s all I got! Besides the priceless jewelry in my house! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Kalamazoo trooper:
He he, AIE, This garden is all you have? Is that true?! *Thinking*(What a poor bimbo)

All the villagers were running around screaming watching all there wares and tears being wired and tarred! All there houses being burned down or smothered in butter!
WHO’S GOING TO HELP THEM!?

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THEME MUSIC!
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BUTTER! Butters fresh, take it out the microwave! It smells like flesh!
If only there was something to make it scorn,
AIE! I KNOW! Pour it on some popcorn!
(Drum solo)
Butter is so sweet, it’s sugary taste,
Put it in a tube! And use it as tooth paste!
I know there’s another way to make butter better!
How about we use it to Wright a letter!
Butter is so resourceful,
Use it with many things!
Use it in some soup, and shine your favorite pair of fangs!
Now where the near ending,
Of the first theme song!
Enjoy Moose’s, Meese’s, and Geese’s!
For your life will not be long!
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Narrator:
Holy retroactive! It seems the Kalamazoo’s are going through the town of Hokum-Hogwash and reeking havoc! But who is this person I’m watching that’s hiding behind a building!?

Strange person:
SHUT UP wills ya!? I’m trying to hide from these Neanderthals! And I wonder where my sister is. *Looks around*

The strange person with shining blonde hair and piercing blue eyes rolled along the ground, waiting for them to depart town, and looking for someone, but was seen by one of the Kalamazoos!

Kalamazoo trooper:
Look brothers! Over there! By the pastry shop! CHA!

Strange person: *Gasps* oh crap!

The person held out his hands, and a gush of wind blew some of the troopers away!
All the troopers stop and stare at the figure with mouths a gape.
But that still wasn’t enough! They Sal he had what they were looking! For it was the……

Narrator:
WAIT! Someone is coming! It looks like a strange person with a rely sharp sword is coming! Better watch out Kalamazoo’s!

K. troopers:
*Raspberries* A little boy with a dull sword is going to fight us!? *Everyone laughs*
It’s like butter on a Golden Corral biscuit. IT MELTS!

Narrator:
But the man is our hero! It’s no other then: “Cody!”
And idiots, it’s not a little boy, it’s a MAN!
But as I recap to the begging segment, everyone in Hokum-Hogwash has bizarre powers, but since Felix is our main character, He has the BEST bizarre powers! OH-YA!

Felix:
Don’t you dare destroy the bowling ally you papooses! CHA!

Felix jumped into the air with his right hand shining brightly as he smashed it into the ground and caused spires of earth to launch all the troopers into the air.

Strange person: *Thinking*
WHOA! How did he do that? Was that an earth based attack?!

Felix:
NO! That was a little trick I learned while I was at a birthday party!
Here’s what I’m rely tasting!

His manly voice echoed all through the plains of the island as
He drew his sword once again and smashed it into the ground.
Suddenly, five to seven golden shining blades of energy came and sliced up half of the Kalamazoos!

Felix:
The twisted fistes of the Earth brand! “Cut em up” Technique!

K. Trooper:
It’s who master Viscous was teaching us about! It’s Felix the “4”!

K. trooper 2:
Run for dear life, or your personality will be melted away!

Quickly all the Kalamazoos retreated to there little clown like motor cycles,
And drove away in fear with only a few of them still sitting around.

Strange person:
Incredible! He drove all the enemies away!

Narrator:
I haft to agree with that strange person that keeps talking to him self,
Felix just put the other T in BUT KICK!

Strange person:
I could see from your attacks, which you’re an earth user!
Correct!?

Felix:
NICE JOB! You and your wind blowing sure did rake all the leaves off this place!

Narrator:
It seems Felix is over confident in his self!
OH! Wrong line! Sorry…….
It seems Felix is over obsessed in the leaves or good fortune of his home island!
Well, Lets see what he has to say now.

Felix:
I know you have it.

Strange person:
EH!? Have what?!

Felix:
THIS! you where trying to pull a sneaky one!

Felix held up a small red orb, which was shining from pure power within it.
He spun it on his finger then quickly put it in a small pouch hanging from his side.

Strange person:
H-how did you get that!?

Felix:
You dropped it, Clumsy!

They sat there in silence as Felix picked up his stuck in the ground and grabbed the pouch containing the orb.

Felix:
This is the fire orb! I see you were protecting it from thou people, But now it’s mine!

Strange person:
W-WHAT!? Why should You get to keep it!?

Felix:
Tell me your name son.

Strange person:
Err…………Fine! Uh…….My name is: Tengoto! And what are planning on doing to the orb!?

Tengoto was for some strange purpose, Shaking and getting weaker by the secant.

Felix:
I see you’re a wind user Tengoto! And since you held this orb you’re getting weak!
This orb is of fire! And I am also sent to receive a orb of the “Tri” if it ever leaves its resting place.

Tengoto: *Voice trembling*
Bu-but that means your t-the…….
*Falls unconscious.*

Felix:
Yes I am! And you just got lucky!

He places the orb back into the pouch with his hand on fire from holding it.
A ball of water appears in his hand eases the fire away.
He picked Tengoto up and carried him along with him.

Felix: *Thinking*
I’m the one the call the “4”
The four elements are all in my hands.
And now I feel this Tengoto has something to do with it.

They stop at a cave near by and he places Tengoto down and quickly falls asleep since being night.

Felix: *Thinking*
We have a lot to discus. But tomorrow……..

Tengoto was up all night having terrible dreams about his sister, and he knew the Kalamazoos had taken her.
Soon before the sun shown it began to rain as Felix stared at his home islands wet grass outside the cave.
(Chapters end.)

(Next time! Episode 2! BE THERE!)

(Yes I like butter.) 
I hope you enjoyed it, the next chapter will have stuff that’s actually funny, so please don’t quit reading just because of this chapter! 

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