Hail this blog!
Hail it like you’ve never hailed a blog!
To hail with this blog!(Oops, wrong form of grammar!)(Did you catch that, if not you have the mind of a flea, otherwise known as a second grader!)
Reads to self: Okay so I’ve hailed it, poured in the milk, and written over one line, this cake recipe better be accurate! The Officials at Kraft Cheese promised me an awesome blog!

*Eats a random muffin stolen from SilverFX! Che! Che! Chaaah!*
Allow me to make a greater and more grander entrance:
*walks in with suit* Hey! Dress nice! Remember, it’s my blog!
Eat Slime, MMOer(zzz)! !

Well okay onto the bloggendurgenketchupwupcheezedipipkickdee!(Hope it’s not obvious)
BLOG ACTIVATEOh crap, it turned into a robot and flew away! I knew I should have gotten kittens instead! Just don’t feed it lasagna and it would be ready to be blogged on!)

[h]June 14th, Inside house, Time Unknown but it was a time not long ago when the republic. . . .okay now I’m just starting to tell you my life story!T.T[/h]

On maplestory, I finished the gazillions of transactions and deals I made on basilmarket!
I actually had a very nice trade with this stunningly nice guy! I thought I was nice, this guy was beyond nice! He says ‘Hi’ to me and next second we’re actually having a small conversation, which has never happened with a trade before! Feedback for him: Too bad there’s isn’t super amazing feedback I could leave!

[h]In Omega, I killed an alien! Oh and I did a lot more![/h]

Never thought I’d be going back to the Omega Sector so soon, but duty calls!
“Just when I thought I was out, they bring me back in!”
So, I went back and had to go into the alien’s dwelling just for one simple thing, to complete a small task by talking to a NPC!(Neo Pet Champion)(By saying that I do in no way make the connection saying that I play that game!)(Had to say that, I don’t want people to think I like furry monsters. . .FROM HELL!)
Well, fate was not on my side, oh no way it was, but I fought through it! (Sang some tunes, ate some snacks!)
I realized these things just when it was too late:
-going the wrong way(I knew I should have stopped at that starbucks and asked for directions!)
-also wasn’t using my whip which adds +15 speed
-that I was probably only doing this for one measly little percent(but so tasty!)
-and then I went the wrong way AGAIN!(should I tell them it happened a third time?)
Well my finger somehow got glued to ‘scroll lock’ so *releases bag of pics* Oh gawd. . .Looks like some (((((AHH)))))))))))))Oh gawd, who has the syrup))))))))(((((((()))))))(((((I do!))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((Oh my scrumptiously delicious chicken teriyaki sandwich, TIDAL WAVE)))))))(((((((((((((((((()(((((((((((((((((()((((((((((((()

Whew! The pics made it to land safely!
Teaching my Kargo a valuable lesson
Home Sweet SPACESHIP!0.O
I’m too hungry for my shirt, too hungry for my pants, I’m too hungry!
Coloring! Sweet!
The car of the furniture. . .I MEAN future!
So that’s why you must always wear a helmet!
*sniff* I miss snackpack!TT.TT
At first I was petrified, cause I did not understand, but then I learned to speak their way! And now I’m back!Why am I singing”I will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor(that’s actually a real name and I looked it up so you should thank me!)
Unfortunately, it’s true!

Also got buddied by two people who said they buddied me because their buddy told them to buddy me(don’t know that person and had no connection to her at all!)
Yeah, I ran for the hills but before that I deleted them!

I ran out of scrolls while trying to escape from Omega, so I had to climb thirty floors and had to face my rivals: the birds! Grrrr. . .(it got feathery!)

[h]Grenado Espada Enchilada!Coco Cola! Suspicious?[/url]

Well, I have proven something amazing! You can go into higher level. . .uh. . .places. I ventured into a level 62 portal and saw some funky looking lizards, but I ran swiftly away!

Woot! I stumbled upon some bears while doing the Jack the Engineer Work Pit 2 Quest!(well that’s a mouthful!)(Good thing I didn’t have to say it!) Let me tell you, the bears didn’t pwn me, I pwnd them!

So, I’m back in town, and if I ever want to do anything in town I have to be prepared to waste one whole gaming session! (With some nachos and Dr. Pepper my whole utility belt was complete and I was ready, as Spongebob would say!)
So I eventually manage to lag walk to the master room in Rebolduex to get new stances, ended up buying a stance for my fighter that allows him to wield two swords at once! Pretty shaggedelic, right?
And eventually I overcame lag again and was able to make my weapons better! My shotgun went from 71 to 91 attack!(Glowing power too!)(I shall bring star wars back into the new era!)

Next time I logged on I put the city behind me and continued my way back into the dungeon of Al Quelt! I saw some statues on the way, I usually don’t let statues boss me around but it told me to kill some monsters. Good thing I discovered that after I had already been in Al Quelt for like eight hours already!
So now I gotta kill: Tiger Hornets, Hell Hounds, Vedanobahs(what a really weird name!>&ltStriped Spiders, Rusty Zealots, Vedanobah Rogues, Enraged Hell Hounds and other names you don’t care about because you’re probably skimming through this part!

Later in town I spoke to a guy who took me into a mission place involving Al Quelt! So I walk through everything, easily killing the annoying bugs in my path, and then I see this huge devil-looking monster and I’m thinking”Holy Taco Burritos for 4.99 at TacoBell!” this thing is huge!
I close in and order my group to attack, and (LOL) I kill it within 3 seconds! Spawns of the devil beware fore lazydame is here!
Well, that’s about it for GE, haven’t touched the game for the last week!

[h]A Journey into the Mushroom Shrine! No, not for Mushroom Toppings for my pizza!(NOT!)[/h]
Zipangu has Dangos!

I payed the 3k(rip-off) and entered the land of the mushrooms. *cough*not a lot of them there*cough*

So I made a new friend at the entrance and soon after we were in a party with his buddy, a lvl 72 CB! I went around and gathered up all the quests and then embarked on an epic adventure to complete them. Actually, it wasn’t that epic, mostly I used the arrow keys to move around and pressed shift to strike the monsters and kill them, sometimes though I would have to press ‘end’ and ‘page down’ to refill my hp and mp meter. I quickly killed the number of monsters and hightailed it back to the town area to complete them! As usual, recieved the crappy experience points and the stupid awards, but this time it was better, a little.

I completed them and the greedy lady says she wanted more!(Who do you think I am! A lvl 100 Hermit?)
Yeah, I ended up spitting in her face and leaving!
But before I left I bought some food to enhance my fighters ability to kill!(not real people, the MS monsters!)(that probably saved me like 67 lawsuits!)

It’s Picture Time! Time to take out the Photo Album! Looking at some pictures! AudienceK! We get it!
Me: What? ! How could you be shouting at me if I’m not even done typing this blog?
*Audience starts explaining but cut short*
Me Again: Don’t bother unless the story has milkshakes or some piranhas set on fire!
Audience: Actually. . .
*crowd runs off to catch the fishes I just released into the world*

Did beavers make this and you know I’m telling the truth, someone had to say it!
Dang Birds! Ruining my dreams!

[h]Zesty Questy! No, not mapquest![/h]

Don’t I look good in a Independence Day Hat?(lol, I tried scrolling one two times but it didn’t work! And then I lost my +3 Jump one! T.T)(Now my bragging shall cease to exist!)
Me and Independence Day Hat together forever!

Well, I have about 50 quests on my to-do list so as you can guess I got cracking on them!
In Omega, I died two times after trying to do quests that were a little bit harder there, and I pressed the re-pot button like 2 seconds before it killed me >)

Good news! Marcel the Guard’s quests are finally done! I’m sort of sad because I’m gonna miss killing random stuff for him! Well, I finally took care of all the people on his ‘list’ after killing the Rombot! Was it hard? meh! It was nothing! Took me less than a minute to kill him!
Bottom line though, Ludi and Omega Warp Capsules=SO GOOD!

My story progressed on to the clocktower where I met a guy on a horse! Time for Happy, Hungry Random Jump Quest Time, he said. And within seconds I was swept off my feet and into a land of conveyor belts, but no burgers! Skipping all the $(*$)$*($@#_!@# problems and annoyances of the jump quest I finally conquered it and dubbed it ‘that jump quest with the pony guy.’
That’s the way I roll!
This should be known as ‘The place’!

Woot! And right after I completed it, guess who whispers me! Someone that we all know by the name of Ganzicus, but little do you know he is trying to fool us all! (Hi Ganzicus!) (Maybe I should put this in code so he doesn’t understand)
HIS MS NAME IS Ferdinand(don’t ask which one) We talked about how all the rest of the MMOTalers suck and how we are the best! Nahh! I’m only kidding, Mastercheeze and BlackNazgul can join our league of supreme human beings! (But seriously this is a joke!) I like all of you! *cough*except for Meso sellers*cough*

Anyway, back on track, quests! Where do you go when you want to make the list smaller? KFT!
(Not KFC!)(Although if you’re hungry for some chicken. . .NO! Must stay on focus!)
Amazing Fact: I happened to catch the elevator right on time!(Not with a catcher’s mitt)
Speeding my way to KFT I started finishing quests in hopes of leveling!
For one of quests I had to run back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. . .it was un-ending sort of like the spaghetti I had for dinner! Ba-Dum Cha! (Nothing? Not even a hyena laugh? I should stop entertaining ostriches and move on to people, my mother was right!)

Gelt Choco Time!
I finally decided to use my last gelt chocolate!(First one used on Alishar! That party where almost everyone died XD)
And it was worth it!
I ate it(tastes like butterfingers) and then I went to kill Tiger(plural form and uncapitalized, sorry if I made you think of another person!)
I HIT 2.6k! Whoowee! It was fun, pwning monsters! I’m saying I think I used my gelt choco at a good time!
So after taking down a lot of 2 minute quests I earned 13% and then started on the Retz with the stacks of rice! But unlike all you others, I’m going to finish it later!(NANANANA!)(BANANANANANA!)

Here are some pics but don’t expect to see Colonel Sanders!
This guy is my hero!A librarian that never rests!
Almost Cool enough to be cool!T.T
Sorry guys, but my planet is calling me home!
Btw, that’s the planet of exclamation marks and parenthi(!)

[h]Look over there! *Sneaks into pq!*[/h]

Basically, I kept PQ’ing a lot with the same party! My friend and his group of friends!
I got pretty lucky and got in a lot pretty early!

Woot! My independence hat helped me make some better jumps in these pq’s, so it does help! But it ruins the environment, noobs could suffocate under them! D:

The worth of the scrolls I have attained have skyrocketed me up to over 8 mil! *high fives a ninja* Yeah!
But I go from rich to poor because I have finally gained enough mesos for a green bandana! So if I’m lucky I’ll be left with 2 mil which is still pretty awesome(considering the highest amount I’ve ever had was 3 mil!)

Hey! I got into a great party! Logged on, got accepted and we got in. Picture that happening in about 2 minutes and you’ll see how fortunate I was!
The party was also one of those ‘rare’ cool parties you barely get into!
The leader rocked at getting in too! So I leveled and achieved the status of level 44! *more high fives from ninjas!*

A PARTY WITH PICTURES!Hehe! Even balloons! Wow! All we need is chips and dip!
Skill-O-Rama! Lol, we all kept spamming our flashy skills!That’s a lotta MP!
Ooh! Bright colors!

[h] Well, well, well! Look who it is! My bowman and Bandit![/h]

Speaking of leveling, I decided to play my bowman! So I grinded away at the map before Henessy’s and leveled to 19! I thought it would go by pretty quick but it didn’t! I’m hoping to get level 20 soon and be able to wear my next spunkarific outfit! Also once I made my miraculous return after a couple of months I noticed that my bowmen was sort of also screwed up! Lol, I was such a noob back then! But at least now I can fix it before it’s too late!

Banditos!(Bandits+Doritos=Banditos)

I made one! loopydame is the name and double stab is the game!
It is actually a fantastic time to make a new character at this time if you’re planning on it!

I got pretty rich, for a noob, with the Independence Day Hat drops (1k each) and in no time leveled up pretty quick!
I bothered, this time, to go through all the crap on the island and I also checked out the training place!(Then sent a complaint to nexon because they served no beverages there!)
I also decided to try using the shell move for once and found it worked great!
At level 8 I was done and ready to take off to the new world! I traveled to Kerning right away and with the help of the summer quest leveled to ten!
Then I finished the deed and transformed into a rogue (bandit to be)
Well, I’m gonna follow a guide for this character even though the guides are actually pretty simple, they just give you a few good pointers!
So, now I’m a level 10 noob with like 7k stuck in Kerning!

Don’t think I forgot about the camera, because I did, but I just used ‘scroll lock’ this time!
Ask yourselves the same question before you judge why I let them put me in this suit!
Saturday Night Movie that I watched!
Don’t you disagree with me*shakes fist*
Good thing I figured it out or I would have been stuck there forever!

[h]All things must come to an end except Cake! There’s always room for more cake![/h]
whoa! What did I just write, I must be going cRaZeE@! Sorry, I’m finishing this up in the morning! But if you remember from the beginning I did mention this blog was cake! So, I’m thinking sort of straight, even though it makes no sense!

I haven’t done this to you in a long time, made you scroll up and down!
Pic#1: This is for you pop-tart lovers out there!
Pic#2:The first GM I saw! I should have asked if she had a BF! Yeah, I ended up missing the event.T.T due to being frozen for about 60 years if I hadn’t turned off my computer!(Screw this pic, I cut it down to mini size but it’s still being uncooperative! It’s just a pic with a bunch of people gathered around a GM you can’t even see! Good riddance!)
(Dam you MMOTales, for breaking down the torture of having to scroll up and down to see my amazing pics, just click on the stupid links now!>)
The real Pic#2(now 3!):You can’t mess with me anymore or crk!*slides index finger over throat*or WE LIMBO!
Pic#4:Sadly the last pic, ZORRO-WANNA-BE, wait nevermind about that insult because that’s me!
Confusing much?

Well, I guess this cake. . .err blog is over! Just like the rest of you!*pulls out a toaster*
(Dam, I left my machine guns at home, and *whines* I wanted to say,”Say hello to my little friend!”)(Okay I could still pull this off, just need lots of toast!)

Say hello to my little friend, the toaster!
Oh man, the toast burned!

So it’s over!
*stands here awkwardly*

koo-koo! (Dang birds!)
I meant bye-bye!
I never know how to end these things so I’ll end it with a little dance!
*does the most amazing little jig that anyone has ever seen*

~LaZzz. . .{ZUPERZTAR!(with a Z!)}