hiya!!!!(in a friendly and ninja like way)

welcome to another MS blog about what I did over the weekend
it will be kung-foo-rific!!!!!
some of our guest stars will feature Snoopy(who is now a crime dog on the search for vengeance)(ooh! scary)
and more and more and more and more PARANTHESISESEISSESES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeh also im gonna make a poem!!!!(sing song voice)

What does a karate chicken look like?
Delicious!!!!!!

Where does Batman go to eat out?
why don’t you ask him ureself, although i must warn you he can be quite….BATTY!!!!!!!!!
(audience laugh sign goes on) oh that is just GHOUUUUUUULISH!!!!!

Lets get down to Bussiness!!!!!

1. Woohoo! I managed to complete all one million of my trades on basilmarket. No I LIE. It was like eight trades
yeah! I won two mokbis from a person but she gave me like 5 more for no extra charge. That is awesome!!!!!
My thief(a.k.a funkydame –the master of funk he is funkedelic) is in a diff. world with no other chars. so he is not sponsored. so unfortunately he must provide for himself like a Ninja who has never tasted a cookie!!!!

2. Lol not related to MS but just gotta say Clerks 2 is the funniest movie(you havta see it, to believe it)

3. Well, yet again I moved on to another guild called AznTea (lol im not even Asian)
and yay i got to go recruitin in the guild; it was fun!!!!
i think this might actually be a keeper guild
but im gonna make one someday…………….some day

4. Yay even though I didnt lvl(warrior lvl 38), yup I didnt lvl but I fixed my itunes and now I can listen to musico again. I would just like to acknowledge my music and thanks for getting me thru all them boring times. Yeah!!!!
YOU ROCK! GO BEETHOVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(lol)
and also my birthday is coming and guess what: I didn’t even realize it was so close!!!(so my mind finally woke up from its long hibernation, and for all of those with the question: Is your mind a bear?, unfortunately, yes, my mind is a bear; You dont want to get it angry or it’ll rip your arms off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don’t even wanna know what happened at Disneyworld!!!) So anyway know I’m all excited b/c my B-Day(March 28, 2780)(dumb kids probably didnt get that joke)(wow, I was almost a dumb kid when I almost misspelled “dumb&quot is coming up.
I dont know what to get!! What should I get????????

5. Good ol’ Number 5 what would we do without you
You know what, why don’t you take a break this week number 5, just relax!

6. Whoo I completed some quests! I finished the one with the cloud pieces
and did the one where you have to get 200 fish for Moppie(he can mop my floors anyday)(not intended to be pervetic)(he can mop my floors and also, Moppie, if you are going to mop them can you put one of those Caution! Floor is wet! Signs up. Thx

7. I saw Lucky Number Slevin over the weekend (its’s a clever movie)
Amazing Events in Maple History:hmmmmmmmm………………………………..none!
-I died like 4 times before even getting ten percent!
-Saw a lvl 30 thief die like 10 times at the penguins XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD (count them; there’s 10 for every time the thief died)
-Saw 2 ppl that almost had exact same names AnimeLove and xXAnimeLoveXx weird huh!!!
-wow a guy from a very old guild talked to me from a long time ago– GUESS WHAT: he used to be like lvl 16 when I was like 35 now he’s lvl 50 and he’s a hacker-He’s also a warrior like me
anyone ever ask a hacker why they hack yeah well its a pretty good laugh if you do!!!!!
-((((((((KILLER PARENTHESIS ATTACKS))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))MUNCH MUNCH))))))))))MMM tastes like butterfingers)))))))))))))))((((Im a snickers guy))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

8. OCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
almost got one mill yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. Bored!- A poem by Damian

I sit here, training, bored
the music, in my room blares
while I kill monsters with my sword

I calculate how long it will take
but in my mind i want to eat a steak

I eat pixel cake
watching the screen shake
and I now sit here bored
ready to almost pull the chord

then a person logs on
and I say “hi!”
but he immediately says “bye”
disconnected
his comp must be infected

refilling my pots
I see a noob
ready to torture it
but then he hits me with a hot oven mitt

he has NX cash galore
while I sit here killing a boar

training on, I spot a hacker
and I think what a slacker
so I now want a big chicken mac-er

but even the king
cannot be what makes my heart sing

a pro
I ask how did you grow
into a dragonknight
he responds by learning how to fight

yes!, yes!, i level
i raise my stats
and forget about my ISAT’s

i go to vic on the ship
and i dont leave a tip
on the way, a balrog
gives me a dog

before departure
i see an archer
he shoots arrows
while he powns

a surfer dude walks up to me with his cool snowboard
asking for how much fame he can afford

I go to the freemarket
but all the signs make me confused
and the taxi stops, asking me where to park it

in the dungeon
I lunge in
fighting a dead shroom
and I see a big boom

the big boom comes from a mage
who doesnt know how to act his age

I ask to join a guild
but they say they are filled

someone asks for money
but I laugh at him cause I think he is funny

so many bunnies to kill
but in El Nath you can just chill

then an assassin
comes up to me, slashing my throat with a deadly fin

I am dead and can’t be bored
in heaven I play again
thinking this is absurd

well thats my poem, I know, it sucks but you gotta admit, at least I tried

10. ooh double digits
here are some questions that will start a flame war!!!!!!!!!get your oven mitts ready and your bazookas!!!!
THIS IS A FLAMING QUESTION THAT IS SO HOT IT IS SCORCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
– In your opinion, who do you think are the top 5 on MMOTales?
-Is it only me, or do other people have a regular channel they usually click on when logging on
yeah! SCANIA chnl. 15 thats my channel!!!!!!!

well here are some cookies and chicken and doritos and drinks (that are boiling hot tea) and fruit!!!!! and watermelon(oh crap thats a fruit isn’t it) and chocolate!!!!and some marshmallows so you can go over to Cheezy’s blogs and read his campfire stories (ooohhh yay i mentioned you cheezy, do I get a life time supply of cheeze as promised?remember our agreement or I shall get a P.A.N.T.S to chop your onions!!!!!!!!!!)

oh pics! i almost forgot but I didnt so hahahahahhahahaa!
pic#1: Don’t forget its the season of Lent!
pic#2: wow I went on a wild ride!!!!!
pic#3:Mapletip: Don’t wanna make these fellers mad (oh and also im working on an MS comic but don’t know when it will come out so don’t ask)(its about a pengiun!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
pic#4 & 5: smile for the camera….you…evil….develish…..creatures!!!

unfortunately all good blogs must come to an end
so here’s a tornado of parenthesis (((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))(((((oh no i have unleashed pandora’s box))))))))))))))(((((((((((((((weee We’re free))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((())()()()()()()())()))))((()))())(echo,))))(((echo)))))(((((echo))))))(((maybe us parenthesis could do something to help the world like give free cookies!!!))))))(((((NO DONT GIVE ANYONE COOKIES)))))))))))))((((((((Bingo)))))))))))))))))

oh gosh sry for that interruption
whew that was terrible
well as they say in russia
*opens mouth to say something but nothing comes out*
what do they in Russia?
well fare-dee-well!!!!!!(YOU’VE JUST BEEN PUNKED!!!!!)))))
No u haven’t
ChoW!!!!!!!!!!!!!Suckas!!!!!!!!!!!!!