Guess who’s back?

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So.

Nothing is different.

I just finally got into MMOs again, after finally growing bored with FlyFF. Which, is a weird change of pace. I finally get the knife out of my eye.

“I can see!” I yell with girlish glee!

Now I’m putting it in aaaaaaaannnnd TWIST!

Anyway, where should I begin?

I downloaded Gunbound. Which is like Worms except you get a lot of good luck thrown in. It’s pitiful. You can be an expert at this game simply by guessing. Either way, it’s fun and weird. I may have butthurt, but I am constantly being raped. It reminds me how BAD I am at it.

In the game, the people are good. Talkative.

“Hey, are you Viet?”
“. . . No.”
“<That special N word.>.”

Hey, at least I don’t teamkill. That’s a plus. Right?

Right?

Yeah, well, enough of that. Poor Jimmy.

What’s next?

Oh snap. Who’s that?

Narrator.

lolok hai2u

Anyway. Next is Gunz. Which is a great concept. Gunz? SWORDS? IN THE SAME GAME? coolNOWAI. It’s not as great as it sounds. It’s odd. You basically win by pressing random buttons. Just join in the middle of the game and watch the person that owns everyone. Then try and fight them yourself. You will learn this:

This game is no where near fair and balanced.

If the game had a bit of work to it, it might be good. There are very few variety of clothing, which fails. You can’t even buy a hat in the shop! I tried to wrap a towel around my head I stole from an enemy, but alas, it fell off and I was then hatless.

In my now hatless state, I was left vunerable to more rape by skeletons, gremlins, and occasionally wall I attempt to climb.

That wasn’t even the worst part.

“Hey, are you Viet?”
“No. Why do people keep asking me that.”
“Your name looks Viet.”

Yeah, that’s wonderful. Oh well, I still got Halo to play!

“<N word.>”
“Arg! <N word.>!”
“Get out of the shee you <N word.>”

Oh, how friendly the people are. I oughta take screenshots.

I love Halo. There’s DRIVE INTO THE BASE AND GET IT! (CTF), Follow the Jumping Necropheliac (Oddball), Rape (Slayer), Betray Teammates (Team Slayer). It’s great. I hate the banshee, though.

Until then, wait. I’m lazy and I don’t feel like typing anymore.

15 thoughts on “Guess who’s back?”

  4. I was looking through your blogs and found the word Whore.

    then a tiny spark went through my mind. But I still dont know who you are.

    I r teh nub

  11. Try this for GunZ – With sword – Jump>Slash>Defend>Dash>Slash>Defend Finish that before you touch the ground.
    Also this – Start with sword and use two shotgun or any other non-rapid fire gun – Jump>Dash>Slash+Hold>Quickly switch to gun while holding the attack button>Will shoot automatically>Switch to other gun>Dash in another direction>Still holding the attack button, will shoot automatically

    From there, you can switch back to your sword and dash around like an idiot again. =D

  15. I played both before I played MS o.O

    I played Gunbound before the days of renting items (I actually OWNED the items, and they were like, 200% cheaper then the renting price for a month?)
    I played Gunz when it was a downloadable game =D
    And only the hackers could fly around =D

    Now everyone just macros, it’s lame now, =(

    Maple yay!
    Oh wait, people are starting to fly there as well, =/

    Edit: Wow that took like 3 min to put up o.o I think I should go to sleep and let my internets rest now =D

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