Does the skill name “Lucky Seven” have any relation whatsoever to the skill?
Has an Assassin ever actually assassinated a monster, as opposed to being completely exposed and barraging the enemy with stars?
What would be Nexon’s biggest mistake; a 91 day warranty on cash shop items.
Pig Beach isn’t really a ‘Hidden Street’ if everyone knows where it is, is it?
There’s so many female Spearmen, I don’t know HOW they get away with it!
Can you kill a Hermit’s “Shadow Partner” if you shine a flashlight on it?
Why are dairy products so healthy in Maplestory?
If a Dragon Knight puts skis on his feet and uses “Dragon Buster…” Dam, he’d go fast!
Man, Mario would be screwed if he tried to play Maplestory; he’d have to jump on a Slime 50 times to kill it!
Why doesn’t Harry Potter have a Cromi yet?
The Energizer Bunny; it keeps going… and going… and- what’s it doing on a Lego tower? Hey, that guy with the Dagger might be able to help- Oh, dear lord, that must have hurt…
How did they get those Lycanthropes to act in ‘Underworld’?
Where does the axe go when you kill an Axe Stump
Speaking of Axe Stumps, do they smell any good?
There’s a lot of Horny Mushrooms in the Ant Tunnel. Maybe that’s why the spawn is so high…
Lol at the last one.
Energizer bunny FTW! I made a comic about it! =D
LOL at that last one.
Lol I love these blogs! The last one cracks me up!
-=The Nazgul=-
Mwahahaha! Why doesn’t Harry Potter have a Cromi yet? XD
Please, someone front page this beautiful work of genius!
That last one was ROFLMFAO material. Keep it up. 😉
~Cheezy
Some was incredibly biased, some were too literal, some were just plain stupid.
And the name “The Confused Philosopher” isn’t correct. That stuff isn’t philosophy.
No wonder I stay away from these kinds of blogs.
L7’s entire damage is based on Luk >_<
Ditto to the last one.
Philosopher: a wise person who is calm and rational.
You don’t have to be so harsh Zathe, he was just pointing out the obvious, and quite funny, disclaimers of Maple.
But hey, it’s your opinion.
~~~~Pirkid~~~~
lol @ last and sp one
Perhaps this material is too satirical. Maybe it has no meaning. Then again, only those who wish for it can allow these words to make them laugh, or make them think. You are not one of them, xxyzathex, and so be it. I can’t make everyone happy, but I must point out, you are being a hypocrite, in saying that I was too literal, but being literal yourself in commenting that my material isn’t ‘true’ philosophy, and therefore the title is incorrect. Another thing; you say you stay away from “these kinds of blogs”, yet you have gone so far as to leave a comment! I respect your opinion, but you may find these blogs more amusing if you were less pessimistic. By the way, I did say I was confused, didn’t I? =P
While you try your hand at beating me online, I’m watching X-Men.
Enjoy.
Last one was funny lol
The plain stupidity and literal interpretations made me laugh. XD
I find the spearmen one bit insulting . No offences to anyone .
Dear Mr.Philosopher
Good job xD
“There’s a lot of Horny Mushrooms in the Ant Tunnel. Maybe that’s why the spawn is so high, “
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one dude o.^
Haha! Very very funny! I enjoyed reading that 😀