The Love, Life And Death Part 2

This is a very very very unserious chapter, it is completely lame and idiotic so if you want to flame me, please do so at klc130794 at gmail.com

THE LOVE, LIFE AND DEATH PART 2

Jonathan and Jane heard an announcement “The ship will be leaving soon, please board the ship now.”

Jon (Let’s call him that from now except for the start of the part) and Jane were starting to board the ship when they saw a little boy in a unfitting coat staring into space, submerged in his own fantasy world where only chocolate bars exists.

“Hey kid, it’s time to board the ship.” Jane gently tapped the little boy.

“Dang! Don’t look down on me, I’m your captain, Shanks!” The little boy in the large coat rebuked rudely.

“Now where are my mesos?” Shanks sleepily yawned.

The 13 passengers paid Shanks 1 by 1 as he kept on assuring them that there was NO way we could come back to Maple Island. Boy, was he wrong.

Anyway, don’t flame me about that yet, I have my reasons.

Dances with Balrog asked 2 warriors-to-be to follow him to the back of the ship as he wanted to probe them and access them for the warrior test.

Suddenly, he did a coma and made the back of ship start the crack. The 2 beginners were about to run when Dances With Balrog opened a sack and a orange mushroom looking mushroom jumped out. The only difference was that it was blue!

“Do not run you cowards! Fight! Prove me that you are fit to be a warrior!” Dances With Balrog roared in anger, “You have to defeat this blue mushroom before the back of the ship cracks and drops from the sky.

For a few seconds, the 2 hit powerlessly as the ship slowly broke apart. Jon felt like running but he could not lose this chance or he would never become a warrior.

“CRRRRKKKK…. CRRRKKK” The ship slowly tore apart.

The attached picture is roughly how it looked like.

The restless onslaught from the blue mushroom made it seem impossible to even escape now. Jon was about to give up hope when he heard a familiar voice “Help!” It was Jane! How did she fall into the blue mushroom’s rampage? It did not matter now, Jon ran forward to the Blue Mushroom and used all his might to slash the blue mushroom. Suddenly, a yellow beam appeared around my sword, he slashed the blue mushroom a few more times in the same manner. The impossible had happened. A few mesos and a blue mushroom cap dropped onto the ground. (I know it’s almost impossible for this to happen, but this is a story where miracles happen)

This was not time to celebrate. Jon immediately fetched Jane and brought her to the front of the boat.

Jane was too astounded to say anything and just smiled.

Jon smirked to himself.

“Help!” The other warrior screamed as he barely clinged onto the edge of the ship.

Dances With Balrog shook his head in disappointment as he pulled him up. “You are both now warriors, but I am disappointed with you,” He pointed at the other warrior “but you make me proud.” He pointed at Jon. “I thought I would have to save you beginners like the last time I came here a year ago.”

“ZZZZ! HEEEE HAWWW AHHH OHHH BAAA!”

All 13 passengers turned their heads in the direction of the noise. Shanks was fast asleep!

All of a sudden, they heard a deafening roar. “What’s that big ugly creature with wings?” One beginner asked.

“Run! It is a Crimson Balrog!” Dances With Balrog told those beginners.

“A what?”

“A level 100 monster!”

“What level am I?”

“9!”

“Mummy!”

(Don’t blame me for the rotten humor)

A few disco lights lighted up, dance music started. A modern world song called “Dance Dance” played.

“Didn’t you want to dance with me?” Crimson Balrog asked Dances With Balrog.

“Can’t you idiots read my name? My name is Dance With Balrog NOT Dances With Crimson Balrog.”

“Awwww… Bad boy, now I have to kill you and your friends.” Crimson Balrog sighed.

It used spheres but Dances With Balrog quickly dogged it. Then countered it with a with a shout to stun it and followed with a panic. He then used combo attack to charge himself up and then used panic again. Finishing the Crimson Balrog with a final power strike.

(If you are a frequent mapler, you would have known by now that they were above Ossyria.)

The ship was about to crash towards the ground. “JUMP!” Dances With Barlog shouted. A tiger appeared out of nowhere and started to reprimand Dances With Barlog “Do you think I am very free? Don’t shout if you are not fighting anyone!”

Dances With Balrog (Maple Story Story 1) << Hey editor, stop it!
Dances With Balrog >> Sorry, I can’t help it
Dances With Balrog (Maple Story Story 1) << If you don’t stop it, I quit!
Dances With Balrog >> Ok, but only because I am a good editor
Dances With Balrog (Maple Story Story 1) << Yeah, wateva

The 13 (not 14) people jump off the ship, hoping that they would not lose more than 36 life.

13 Ship Passengers >> Come on, this is not a game
13 Ship Passengers (Maple Story Story 1) << Then please explain why we are in a channel called Maple Story Story 1…

Most of them fell unconscious due to exposure, and some fell unconscious because they remembered that they forgot to block the editor from whispering them.

–END–

Ok, this sucks a lot because it is not serious enough.