Maple Family?! What the Santa?!?!

Okay, there’s something that struck me, recently. Suddenly, in-game and on this site, I start hearing about “maple daddies” and “maple daughters”. I just learned about them the other day in-game when my good buddy Vulgar (AKA Addison) said something to me in Maple. The conversation went as follows. . . (and yes he does use perfect English in-game, the little nerd)

Addison: ROFL
Me: what?
Addison: Some guy said he’s gonna get his “Maple Daddy” to defame me.
Me: what the hell is that?
Addison: I dunno, really. Sounds sorta nerdy if you ask me.

By now a friend of mine (Ruben) eavesdropped and took place in the conversation.

Ruben: oh yea maple families
Me: ruben you know about ’em too?
Ruben: yea ppl start em like just for fun and like pretend ppl are their daddies and stuff
Addison: Lol here’s the Maple Daddy, it turns out he defamed me.
Addison: ROFL he’s giving me a li’l talk too about how KSing is mean.
Addison: What a responsible father.
Me: imma look into this

Ruben didn’t have much info about Maple Families, so I couldn’t get the whole scoop. But Detective TKP always finds an answer to a mystery! *eats a tiny bread in a mysterious fashion*

Can’t get enough of them tiny breads. . . well! Anyway, I would like it if you guys told me what exactly these odd Maple Families are. Plenty of details are needed, like how they are started, what you do when you are a Maple whatever, etc. And of course, after I get enough “evidence” *cough* I can make a full report on these mysterious families. I shall be gathering intel both in-game and other places, but I need the most help here! I make no promises, but I have a feeling I will get to the bottom of this mystery~! But I need your help! Just like Dora needs your help to finish her petty adventures. Detective TKP, MOVE OUT!

-TKP
“May I serve you some tiny breads, sah?”

13 thoughts on “Maple Family?! What the Santa?!?!”

  1. Lol. you’re hilarious. anyways– a maple thing i have no clue how they start o_o. i just have a role-playing family IRL lol. it just basically they accidentally called me dad or something stupid like that. that’s how it worked out for me. so now im a son, a father, and umm o-o yeah.

    ~jf~

    go mommyyyyyyyyy (aka Tiff[any]) o0o and my sonnnnnnnn (aka Benny) XD

  2. Honestly I think it’s retarded. “Woo, I have a maple family! I will now threaten to pull out my maple daddy on u lulz!” Is that supposed to be a replacement for your real family who you can’t deal with? You may aswell make your PC your mother. Aaaand your Xbox your scandinavian sister. And start calling it Olga. And the washing machine is your Girlfriend/Boyfriend. XP

    The maple “son” was probably a noob.And that’s prolly how they met. The person was being a noob and begging and the other guy was like “OMG I feel sry for u!”. So yeah.

  3. I see I see *seems as I’m scribbling notes on a mysterious notepad, but really just drawing Michael Jackson*.

    Unfortunately, this is not enough info! In order to get to the very bottom of this mysterious mystery, it is imperative that I get more information! But thanks for your help JF, it’s a start.

  4. As a good friend of mine says: “w-hat?” These silly children are making “Maple Families”? I . . . don’t understand. They need to go outside and get some sun, smell the flowers, get some chiggers stuck in their feet. It’ll do them good. o_O;

  5. er, one of my friends is doing it with his other friends, personally, i think it’s a “sudden” thing when people are too bored,
    so far, from what i’ve seen from my friends, they seem like they are sorted out under the certain traits, >_> personalities, blahblahblah
    Daddy: love to talk (discussions, debates er, ya, ) know alot about maple story and talks to pratically everyone, usually more mature, XD AND high level, 55+
    Mommy: Either the luffer of daddy, or rumours of being the luffer or people just think they match or wut not <3, mommies are usually nice and gentle people that can type properly and not n00bl3tt35 <–don’t type like this
    Sister : They are the hypermaniac ones in the family, X_____x they talk about EVERYTHING and they start conversations between the families,
    Brother: they are the ones with the bling bling $____$ do NOT ask me why, it just seems like so far, those families i’ve seen, the bros are the MILLIONAIRES, no, or even the GAZILIONAIRES, $$$$$$$
    Cousins: not to be harsh, but people you don’t really talk to but want to be in the family will be sorted in the cousinz section
    Twins: usually girls, they either just really look the same, have the same mother tongue and usually think what the other is thinking, (O_o)”'(O_o)”’

    I HOPE IT HELPED, ><
    wait nuu! don’t close your mysterious notepad! NUUU ~~~TT_________TT

  6. o.O my friend and classmates do it for fun. like 2 ppl who r dating or like each other or sumthin r mom and dad, close friends r siblings, sons, daughters, w/e, other ppl r like cousins grandparents, great grandparents O.o and yea. in real life or online. dey tried to make me a dog! now im a dead brother. lmao

  7. Very detailed information, esteleonin. I think I might be making my report on these families soon, but for now, I think you deserve some tiny breads.
    link
    Kudos to you! But I still need a bit more information, about other “traits”, if you will.

  8. OH GOD I GOT A MAPLE FAMILY OOH!OOH!I HAVE A MAPLE DAD LIKE LVL 10X AND THE BANK MAN IS LIKEMY MOM BCUZ THAT’S WHERE ALL MY MESOS IN I FOUND OUT IF U PUT MMESOS IN A BANK FROM A CHARACTER IN THE SAME WORLD IN THE SAME ACCOUNT THEN IF U HAVE ANOTHER CHARACTER IN THE SAME WORLD AND ACCOUNT U CAN GO TO THE BANK AND GET MESOS FROM THE SAME BANK UR OTHER CHARACTER USED THAT’S WHY I GOT LVL 80 HERMIT AND LVL 60 ICE/LIGHTNING WIZARD, YAY MAPLE FAMILYS ARE FUN

  9. bkxdavid. reply “so what, “
    lol, my turn! my turn!
    LIKE OH MY GOD! I GOT THE NECIEST BROTHER WHO IS BROA’S TOP TEN RICHEST PERSON, WITH A MAPLE DAD LIKE LEVEL 12X HAHAHAA, AND LIKE OH MY GOD I HAVE A GRANDMAMA AND A STEPDADDY LEVEL 83 HERMIT AND LIKE OH MY GOD IM ONLY LEVEL 44, ALSO, I GOT A MOM WHO IS LIKE LEVEL 100! AND GOT 11 AUNTIES AND 13 UNCLES, WITH LIKE ONLY 3 BROTHER,WITH ONLY 2 I CAN TRUST!

    Now that i’ve calmed down, let me explain. Maple family, u can’t buy, it comes to you. Lol, my friend said this.
    friend: i had a crush on this guy then i find out his age and then he’s too old so he’s my maple dad.
    me: O_O

    lol, anyways, the point is maple families are cool, but once u brag about it, nvrm. I mean, i didn’t brag, i wrote that huge thing in caps lock to show bkxdavid that eh shouldn’t brag. It’s no fun. Anyways, need more info? x_X

  10. People are too addicted to this in the degree of making pretend families. Honestly, people will soon only relate to their maplefamilies and not their real families. Take a look into this adolescent theater-rama:

    Billy: “Can I go to the rated XXX movie on saturday?”

    Mom and Dad (family): Oh my gosh Billy no way are you gonna go!

    Billy: OH EM GEEE! I hate you guys! Your not my real parents! I’m gonna go talk to my maple dad! *sniffle*

    This is what would happen. Now, this”maple family” is proof that people play to the extent where reality is almost maplestory. They cannot concieve that the world of Maplestory is different to reality. Henceforth I would like to call people with maplefamilies “no lives”. Yes, they’re fond to their “maplefamilies” because of the duration of playing. So much playing they literally have computer tans. NO GOOD. So henceforth in my opinion, ppl with maple families are like retarded. Which brings me to the next topic: Maple gfs and bfs? (this will be my next blog)

    WOW! Oh my gosh, I’m like the asian Dr. Phil of Maplestory version! I should get this published.

    Now let’s make a parody of Billy:

    Billy: “So like my so called parents wouldn’t let me go to the rated XXX movie on Saturday. Would you lemme go see it, Maple dad!?”

    Maple Dad: “Uhh no, “

    Billy: “-_-“

  11. I think it’s embarrassing and stupid.
    Then how the hell did I get pulled into it?

    People who like to roleplay.
    They surround me.

    Apparantly I have a daughter and a husband. And we live in a hut in Ludi together.
    what?

    In the end, it’s all fun, as long as you don’t take it too seriously.
    It’s like playing house. That was fun, wasn’t it? Pretending that you have your own house, responsibilities, a whole new Life. . .

    Isn’t it ALWAYS fun to pretend something you’re not?

    I don’t support it, but I’m not against it. As long as daydreamers get a reality check and realists get some imagination, it’s all good.
    Besides, it’s what makes them happy, so who cares?

  12. I see! So it’s like playing pretend. It all makes sense now! You cannot buy these families, but they come to you! Either way, help yourselves to some tiny breads. I shall be editing this blog and making my report soon, if I don’t feel too lazy to write.

  13. lol, i have a maple family. its not really like, u noe, serious. the mom and dad are either bf and gf irl and the sister is gf’s friends and i am the son, no, im not a billionare and teh only reason im the son is because im just bored and we all really good friends u noe? dont flame me for this.

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