Hey hey hey everybody! Today was a very fun Mapling experience, but it also came with a loss. . .
As soon as I logged on, my precious Sweetness face vanished from my inventory! The awesome face was followed by my battle scar, then my hat, then my shirt, then my pants, then my shoes! The horror! The humanity! Unfortunately, my best buddy-in-the-whole-wide-world-but-don’t-worry-Will-you’re-still-my-great-pal Ray (AKA Raymond AKA darkmagicx5o) didn’t seem to care much. But, when I think about it, he never really did care about my NX Cash goodies anyway. The conversation in Maple Messenger was as follows. . .
Ray: THOMASSSS 
Me: *with half NX, half regular armor) MY NX IS VANISHING!!!
Ray: yea… dats nice…
Ray: but…
Me: NOOOOO!
TKPenguin has left the room (to weep, you heartless monster!)
“HAY! LYK WTH THIS IZNT SOUNDSING LYKE A GOOOD DAY!” you might be saying. But I never said it was a good day, I said it was a fun day. Anyway, I decided to trudge up to Orbis, with Ray giving me odd words of encouragement (see first screenie). Near the beginning of my journey, I thought it would be a great idea to draw my NX clothes back on my character! But alas, I’m not a very good computer artist (check out the second screen to see how it went). I was 90%, but that didn’t really matter at the time. I had to get my loss outta my head! As I walked up the tower, I tried to forget about my “digs”, but it wasn’t so easy. My clothes were a part of my character, so when I lost them, it felt like a chunk of my character vanished into nothingness. But don’t worry, that chunk wasn’t any important body parts! Hehe.
Halfway up the tower, I figured, “I can’t run away from my problems, I have to forget about them!”. And of course, penguin logic is never to be argued with. So I ran all the way back down, and I had just noticed how badly I needed Tower Scrolls. When I finally reached El Nath, Ray was there to welcome me, and we trained at Jr. Yetis (see third screenie). Oh yeah, don’t take any offense about Raymond, he has nothing against Arabians o.O.
Of course, training with Ray is like a penguin next to a leopard seal; they never last long. Poor penguin 
. Anyway, God knows how Ray is level 51.
Due to Raymond’s short attention span, the two of us ended up back in Nath. I went AFK for a bit, and apparently my psycho cousin burst on to the scene. The sick-minded fiend made me say odd things while forcing my poor character to hump poor Ray while he was on a ladder reading me his poem that he made up. Unfortunately I have a screen that has too many bytes, so I can’t show you the odd scene. Maybe it’s for your own good though; it was quite an adult-rated picture (nah not really actually).
After hearing two more extremely long poems by Raymond, we went back to Jr. Yetis and trained some more for about three minutes. I have more screens, but the stupid 150k byte limit is restricting them from being free Willy’s on the internet. Mostly, Ray talked about very random stuff like why most cows are black and white and him not wanting to die a virgin. All in a day’s work of being Raymond’s friend, I suppose. The odd thing is, he doesn’t act like that in real life. I suppose that’s a relief 
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Well that’s how my day went. Right now it’s hailing so I gotta make a quick dash outside with my football helmet on! WOOO!
-TKP
“This darn game is just too frustrating” (me playing Pikmin 2)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL thats so great, at some points i was close to lmao
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Lol, “i gotta make a quick dash outside with my football helmet on!”
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