Today I went on Maplestory, completely ignoring my planned day to meet my little brother’s principal about his safety.

(If you think I’ll walk a quarter mile in freezing temperatures for those disgusting people, you must be smoking something pretty vile.)

I had a load of quests to complete due to my absence. Only, funny this was, I’ve nearly forgotten my way through Zipangu, so I had to walk around to get the feel. About 30 minutes wasted, after getting lost multiple times.

Even after that, I still got lost again. One time I went around in circles.

I hate cucumbers.

After finishing Zipangu’s quests, I went to KFT(through Orbis). There, I found out from the NPC, that I had to go back. After stabbing him, I went to.. what’s that place called? Mu Lung? Peach Town? Something like that.

My maple brother, Jipu, chatted with me a bit, we played a name game, and I discovered(or forgotten first) that he was 19 years old! I was astounded, since this was an great opportunity to bomboard him with questions about being 19.

But I restrained myself.

Now I regret it.

Shut up.

Xiao also logged in today, and we chatted a bit too. Caught up a bit on stuffs, assured him I was going to be Mapling more often, and then we decided to call Jay. Jay was afk.

I poked him.

He tipped over.

So we gave up for now. I went to complete another Mu Lung quest, and when I nearly completed, Jay was un-afked.

Oh, a note.

I was amazed at how Jipu’s lv112, Jay’s lv80, and Xiao’s lv89. I didnt know if I should say “Did you take breaks?” or “dayum, you play too much.”

Well, I dont feel like typing anymore. Imma read some Artemis Fowl fanfiction.

–Scarper