Me VS. Noobs

Today, like any normal day, I was just strolling around Victoria Island.

It all started when a noob traded me and asked, “mesos, plz”

Lately, this kind of thing has been happening a lot lately. I think it is because I just got through the second job advancement and I look richer now. Most of the time, I would just pretend to get money and just dissapear, or just refuse. Up till now, I don’t excatly feel that strongly that these requests have annoying.

Until today…

The noob traded me over and over again, and I refused over and over again. He followed me almost all the way around Victoria Island.(We started at Henesys, then we went to Kerning City then to Perion, then to Ellinia) He just wouldn’t give up.

I got frustrated and stopped. He traded me once more, and before he could say “giv me mesos or i DEFAME u” (NOTE: He was only level 7, he can’t defame me) i blurted out “Y dun’t u ask some1 else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The noob suddenly looked very foolish and it seemed like he was thinking the same thing I was thinking.

After my confrontation, (then noob finally left me alone),I decided to do something about the noobs.

I went to Kerning City(used a scroll), and shouted out,”ALL NOOBS ATTENTION!!!!!!!!I will walk around the island and whoever trades me first will get 50k!!!!!” ( I also noted that only people below level 15 can participate)*To avoid defaming .

This got everyones’ attention, and suddenly one trade request popped out after another. I had to shout,”WHEN I SAY START YOU CAN TRADE ME OR ELSE YOU DON’t GET MONEY” I went to the taxi place at Kerning and shouted,”START!!” I quickly took the taxi to Lith Harbor.

I waited at Lith Harbor for about 10 minutes. Ten minutes later, a few noobs came to me. I guess not all noobs can afford a taxi.

And this is where the fun began…

Whenever I answered a trade, I would just say something like, “u’re second” or “u’re fourth” and so on. Just to make them happy, I gave them each 10 mesos. This continued for quite a while, since more noobs began to come.

Suddenly, a noob shouted,”HU GOT THE 50k”

No one answered which led to lots of F5 faces.

I smiled and logged off.

=D

4 thoughts on “Me VS. Noobs”

  1. OKaaaaaaaaaaaaay. I don’t really understand the whole logic behind this. You got annoyed with a noob asking you for money, and then you create a prank to have more noob ask you for money? Plus, there’s no guarantee that those noob characters are their main. They might already have a bunch of higher level characters and remember your name for future defaming.

    If someone is that persistent in asking for money, I just beg right back at them. And since he was following you, couldn’t you have easily killed him by walking to where the tougher monsters were?

  2. i did something like that once
    i went to ellinia and 10 mesos alot and i made tons of noobs follow me
    i kept droping and i went to lupins.
    i droped like 20k at the bottom of lupins and the noobs went for it.
    half of them died(wich was like 8 ppl)

  3. rofl. i droped like 500 mesos in kerning pq area and summoned 5 toy trojan summon bags at once. i made it around the steps and in the middle. almsot every one died

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