its the today show?

Uh yeah lets see…I wanna do this interview thingy…series…yah. It’s random. Don’t blame me. Blame bunny. He’s going to dominate the world.

iThinkImNub: So, wazzup yall? I hear FangBlade is now numbaaaaarrrr one! And Tiger is….fourth? AREEEEBBBBBAAAA. He wasn’t much of a tiger anyways.

Audience: HAHAHAHA NUB JOO R SO FUNNY!

iThinkImNub: Call me Nublet folks! BTW WHERE’D YALL GET YOUR BODY FROM?

Audience: I GOT IT FROM YOUR POPPA?

Nublet: Nonono, it’s supposed to be “your momma!”

Audience: BUCK YOU DON’T INSULT OUR MOMS!

-they start chucking random tomatoes, wait where the ef did they get the tomatoes?-

Nublet: STOP THY CAMERA ROLL IT’S GONNA GET VIOLENT!

-in the background some guy starts playing the violin, wait where the ef did he get- oh nvm-

Cameraman: Action!

Nublet: But it’s supposed to be over!

Cameraman: Wait, nevermind it was never on.

-crowd and Nublet start chucking tomatoes at- wait, where the- wait, nvm.

CYA EATING DINNER NOW.

7 thoughts on “its the today show?”

  1. o_o

    *walks away slowly*

    Some of the stuff in there was cliche, by that I mean the violin and the tomatoes.

  2. But sometimes cliche, used properly, can maximize the humor in a writing piece.

    Don’t be mean, Dest! *whupp*

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