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Alright, alright. Just chill so I can get to the story, and we can all get on with our lives. I had thought I made a good friend recently, but life felt like proving me wrong again.

I had met this person in KPQ a while back, and it turned out he was pretty cool, and had a nice sense of humor. (xl*dannypl* :Letters asterixed out for safety We did have occasional arguments sometimes, but nothing too bad we couldn’t get over. Like,

Me: w t f u stole my ore

Him: no u

It was fun and all, and we did have some great times, until one particular Party Quest, where we were on the last stage, waiting for the last guy to give us the tickets. He was AFK. I sat down next to *****, and we began talking, until we got up to the topic of hacking. It seemed that he claimed he had hacks, and he used “Item dup” all the time for his friends.

Hoo boy, this guy was asking for a fame de-ed up his ass.

Eventually, he asked me if I wanted him to duplicate any items for me. I highly doubted this guy had any hacks, and if he did, I really didn’t want to be his friend anymore. So I played along, and dropped a Red Rose. He picked it up, and to my surprise, he dropped another one along with my original.

I was surprised for a while, but I caught on later on. Anyways, I kept my cool when I believed he had hacks for a minute there.

“DUDEcoolDUPMYWGPLIS”

I trusted him enough to give him my +7 Gaurdian, knowing even if he didn’t have hacks, he wouldn’t scam it from me. I knew him enough to know that he wouldn’t pull off a trick like this. Surprisingly, he said he duplicated it, and that I would have to buy my original copy back.

Me: gaurdianplis

Him: You gotta pay for it, lol.

Me: plis gaurdian

Him: Money.

Me: plissssssss

Eventually, we kept going until our AFK member came back, and he dropped the Gaurdian, saying he had the other one anyways. Then it hit me, that’s when…

I saw through his mustache.

I deleted the old fool, and added him to my blacklist. Heaven punished him however, when he dropped his red-whip in PQ, and I picked it up. Hoo boy, thank god for impatient people who can’t just train in Bonus Stage.

Well, if you haven’t started to read my FanFic yet, I implore you to at least take a look.

My friend farted right next to me in Science. We were talking about “Energy”. His potential energy was stored up in his stomach, and released it through his ass in the form of kinetic energy.

I haven’t logged onto Maple for quite a while nao. I should probably get that other 30% covered, level up, and get to my 2nd job before I forget my pin.

I learned that WoW costs 25 dollars monthly. …Wow.

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finis