Hi, my name is Shedemai, sometimes called Sheddy by my annoying cousins. I’m a warrior class and a fifteenth-leveled spear-wielder. I have a confession to make, and this may sound…psycho of me, but I guess it has to be said.
I like killing things. I really, really like killing things. I really, really, really, really- OW!
It all started back on Maple Island, when I was really young and had just been handed my first sword. There was a little floating ball of rock, and I remember knowing that it couldn’t do anything to me back. So I killed it. The POWER. The glorious power that flooded my body. I was almighty and cool. So I killed some more. It gave me so much strength! Then there was pretty light and remember nearly spasming from the happy power! I felt a lot stronger and a bit nimbler after that, so I went and killed more things. I really do enjoy killing things so much. It gives me this sense of…happy.
Yeah, just you watch me. I’m going to grow up and be a great Dragon Knight. Then you can watch me, killing things like the fearsome Great Lord of Squish and the awesome mother of all rocks deep in El Nath, what’s its name again? Zekum? Zeggum? Oh well, doesn’t matter.
Just watch me.
I’ll kill them all.
But for now, I’m happy with killing little slimes.
I got back to Ellinia after a great day of killing in a tree filled with little squishies – I managed to get to the sixteenth level, YEAH! – and my cousin, being a stupid idiot as usual, was telling me to ‘remove myself from her immediate vicinity’ because she didn’t want to ‘appear like some sort of genocidal nincompoop. Blablabla I’m so stuckup and cool just because I’m the highest-leveled person here bla bla BLAH’. She made me take a bath before even allowing me into her hotel room! Geez…just because she’s got all these cool things and been all these cool places, doesn’t mean that she should be able to boss us all…
Tomorrow, I’ll go killing again! Can’t wait. I’m currently trying to comb slime out of my hair, so byeeee CRAP I GOT SOME ON THE KEYBOARD!!!
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…spastic, isn’t it?
Just a random little weird thing I got in my head while training Sheddy.
If you read my stories I think you can probably guess who the ‘annoying cousin’ is. If not, I hope you’ll get a kick out of it anyway. 
G’nite, people. Happy killing.
EDIT: Just so everyone knows, this isn’t my opinion. Well, it is partially, but not really. THis is Sheddy’s POV. So don’t worry. I won’t kill things that don’t respawn.
…that doesn’t include you, son.
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i really didnt stay on with the text, not even after second time i readed it, its little random
Dude, don’t get too addicted to that, . . because, you might end up killing someone on the streets and get all crazy because he doesn’t respawn.
o.O don kill yourself
Dont kill urself especcialy not in front of hot girls =D
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WOULD YOU STOP IT WITH ALL THE FREAKING GRIAN IN THE BANANA SUIT SPAM?!?
I’m serious. It’s getting super freakishly annoying.
And yeah, don’t get to addicted to killing things. It’s gunna get Wizet in trouble when people discover that your influence was MAple Story to kill someone >.<
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Dad! That’s actually pretty d*mn cool. And that was so RANDOM! SO FUNNY!
. . .NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don’t kill me!
*sigh*. des, don’t kill ezyan. that’s just mean. besides, don’t you want your offspring to live on in the world? corrupting it for generations to come?
candie, you pwn for doing that. Period
wow. . . it’s a really nice story though. . .well told
Oh, no?
Just joking. Or am I. . .>.>
Great Lord of Squish! O.O
Darn, I laughed so hard. Only of course, I couldn’t do it out loud, since I’m like, in the middle of a crowded com lab in school. Pity.
Haha, the Great Lord of Squish comment made me laugh too.
Very fun, Inde, very fun!
in real life . . . well actually, des was nice today. i tried to tie her shoelaces together and she just told me to stop without kicking me.
what does pwn mean?