Well, my mind’s randomness strikes again. Here I was, watching Get Backers (ep 26 in 29 hrs, people, I told you he was crazy) when suddenly the song It’s My Life got stuck in my head. And wouldn’t get out. So I went “Hey, lets drag this song to suffer like In the End did!” The result, as follows:

Thanks to yh2thalo who encouraged me to write another song rewrite, and Indescane who checked for letterbombs before this was posted. No srsly.

Dedicated to Mandos, the noob sin who was the main inspiration for this

IT’s MY LIFE, MAPLE STYLE! by Imppala, the certified gaming nutcase

This is a song for the sins, my brothers
A moment of silence for those who cced.
I ain’t gonna be just a dot on the map
You’re gonna see me kill
When I shoot my stars out

Thats’s my kill
It’s jump and ‘seven
I ain’t gonna be on forever
I just want to level up real fast
(Thats my kill)
My heart is all cold and barren
A badass killer
I enjoy it that way
I just wanna kill till you give up
That’s my kill

Assasins and haste just mix really well
Maxes their range, gives people hell
Levelling’s getting harder with every day
Luck is really fickle
Gotta pray for it today

We are sins
We have varied damage
And crappy health points, that sucks dont it
But the perk is we’re cool and thats why
(We are sins)
Who ever said we need dex at all
Just scroll a robe
And spam luck that way
Problem is you need truckloads of cash
We are sins

Better stand tall when they’re cussing you out
Don’t bend, don’t break, baby, don’t back down

We are sins
We ks you to death
Cause Maple gets really boring
Its just endless slash and hack and grind
(We are sins)
Well time is wasting, exp is flying
Lets get to business
You and me, hey
Lets see who gets this map for free

That’s our life.
And it’s now or never
I aint gonna play forever
I just want my next level and drop
That’s our life
For good stars we need an arm and a leg
For those with no main
Theres simply no way
So for all those who started assasin first
That’s our life