I was on my usual good day when my friend and guildie, Joey, chatted me. We started to review some vocabulary and to discuss the best ways to diss those empty headed fools in maple. In a way of defense. Because we’re such nerds.3

Bilk// v. // To defraud, cheat, or swidle; to evade payment of; to frustrate, thwr-

Suddenly, someone with amazingly good hair for a pixelized character, sneaked in our chatroom. He greeted my friend as “Joe Schmoe”. Joey then introduces the character as a Literate. Exactly the kind my guild was looking for. So he asked if he could join. I couldn’t resist his awesome hair and grammar, so, of course, he was invited soon after.

He was openly welcomed and called himself the Ninja.

How oldly familiar, you say? Well, I thought the same thing. But I ignored the thought. So we presented ourselves and inserted a few witty comments, and the guild chat was off. Flooded by thousands and thousands of purple text, I could say it was heaven, or hell. Either way works.

My guild mates and I found out quite a bit about this Ninja.

He drives. In a car. And he also has insurance.

Like whoa. Seriously, right?

I thought Ninjas only jumped around with their tights or something, but I was obviously wrong. Pfft~ Lucky butt. I want a car. :[ And to drive. YAAAA. DRIVE. Like, lol, once I dreamt I was driving a car at two miles per hour… then I somehow crashed. ANYWAY~~

We kept asking for his name but he just had to be so presistent. Last time someone in the guild wouldn’t tell us his name, we proclaimed him Barbie and found out his name ourselves. Ahhh. Good times. Well, back to the Ninja.

He still wouldn’t tell us his name after like… five minutes of sucking up. :

So… of course… if someone doesn’t tell me their name, they’ll need a nickname.

Whuuuuuu? I don’t need a nickname!

I GOT IT. SOAP. &Whole guild starts joining in;

OH GEEZ ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes. Of course.

How ’bout something like… FLAME?

No, Ninja. I mean Soap. D:

Pshhh. Deoderant’s better than Soap… or like.. Bleach. Ya.

OOOO YA DEODERANT WOULD WORK.

NO. Call me wolf. ;D

Lol. No. Soap is cool.

&Then we went through a bunch of could-be-nicknames;

Aquafina, WolfSoap, Wolap, Woslap (which didn’t work at all ), Bathes, and many others that I can’t recall as of now. Asdfjkl;.

Unfortunately, every good things comes to an end. He had to go.

We bid our goodbyes and worked up a sea of tears. Well, not really. He’s gonna be back tomorrow, anyway.

However, before he went, I asked him if he knew what MMO was.

Yes.

HAH. I KNEW IT!

Lol. You go on it, too?

Ya. Well, go bath now. Or whatever you were gonna go do… Ya.

‘Kay thenn. TTYL~~

Wait. Before you go…

[h]You are now dubbed Soap.[/h]