How the A-Team Saved Christmas Part 1

Okay this blog got deleted so I’ll re-upload it again. By the way, I would like to congradulate my friends Aaron (MeepsterXP) , Darrel, and Howard for getting into choir.

Okay, I have seen so many un-MMO RPG related blogs out there that are getting front-paged; I decided to make my own un-MMO RPG related story while doing an experiment also. Instead of saying “un-MMO rpg related” I’ll just replace it with the word “related”. Whenever someone famous posts some stupid unrelated blog it basically gets front-paged instantaneously and everybody starts praising them. Also whenever I see some nobody post an unrelated blog 90% of the community starts flaming them. Drunkdaddy, Shinoshi, YoMomma, and BrokenImages are good examples of people who submit unrelated blogs that majoritily hit front-page. Don’t get me wrong, I some-what like their unrelated stories (Especially Drunkdaddy). So my experiment will be based on these three factors.

(1) How many people will flame me because I’m not famous
(2) How many people will flame me because its not anything near “related”
(3) Because my story sucks

Enjoy or Not

Once upon a time…

Santa was dozing off in his golden throne of tyranny over the bruised and emo elf slaves. They were sick and tired of making “Touch-Me Elmo’s” with their magical sweat and blood. They decided to mutiny against Santa. 3 days and 5 nights it took to organize and perfect their plan. On one fateful day Santa was resting in his gold-lined silk bed. He started jerking off to a photo of an innocent child he had kidnapped. He had no inkling as if to what was going to happen. The elves started surrounding the house armed with burnt cookies and rotten milk. 30 elves near the northern part of the house, 30 near the south, 30 near the east, 30 near the west, 20 on the roof, and 5 for every window. One elf walked in and shot Santa in the head with a .45 caliber pistol. The elves danced and danced and sang and sang until they got a ticket for disturbing the peace…in the North Pole…

Meanwhile…

The large feminine Mother Christmas Tree cried in pain for a reason the author has not thought up of yet. It was like giving 1,000 abortions while eating stale cheese.
“Who will help me?!” the Mother Christmas Tree cried.

314159 Miles Away…

The A-Team awoke with a startle.

Yeah, that was short, let the flamming commence.

And this is for BrokenImages

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17 thoughts on “How the A-Team Saved Christmas Part 1”

  1. Yah, and hackers are gettin smarter these days by getting higher fame and better armors to diguise their “Hackerness”

  2. Change what codes? Some hacks can disconnect you from the game, like Jump Hack, and wall vac. The hackers don’t change the code. They change the values of the addresses, or in the vaccing case, inject a code into the game.

  3. Oh, thanks guo but like I was wondering if they were any use or if they dropped anything because i havent been to the beach for a long time

  4. MatrixPortal : Change what codes? Some hacks can disconnect you from the game, like Jump Hack, and wall vac. The hackers don’t change the code. They change the values of the addresses, or in the vaccing case, inject a code into the game.

    Hehe sorry I just wanted to use a really general term in case people get. . . motivated

  5. uh, all ive seen my freind do when he hacked is open this file and type in a bunch of numbers, then he goes to a cheat engine and puts map dimentions. then all the monsters freese, and when he kills one the next one that spawns from where that one spawns gets vacced.

    then he types in more nunbers and stuff on his file and cheat engine and gets no breath and godmode hack.

  6. Tch, what are you talking about?! The people who hack don’t actually screw around wth the code. They get bootleg hacks from people who haven’t a social life, and are just like these hackers. The only thing these hackers are asking for are getting there accounts hacked. Every one of them hacking sites has keyloggers. There probably have been such cases. But unfortunately, I care not for any of them.

  7. cool DAT HAX!.,!?@”‘`:;()<>[]{}/-~=_*×÷+#¤¥$¢£§%& ^|

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    omg caps sorry xp

  8. cool DAT HAX!.,!?@”‘`:;()<>[]{}/-~=_*×÷+#¤¥$¢£§%& ^|

    ALL TEH PsP ICONS

    omg caps sorry xp

  9. gir6760 said: “They get bootleg hacks from people who haven’t a social life, and are just like these hackers”

    Wow!~ Are you God? You must be to know the lives of all the hackers! Please tell me what my friend is thinking right now. Oh, Oh. And tell me what that girl I sit next to in Modern History thinks of me! You know everything about people you do not know, so this must be easy for you!

    Anyway, enought with how ignorant GRL676 is. That is so obvious that people do not need proof to show her ignorance.

    8885682668 said: “fame and better equipments to disguise their “Hackerness”.”

    The way a person looks like does not mean he or she is a hacker. This is an ignorant are incorrect statement.

    8885682668 said: “By the way if your in bera can you help me ban these noob hackers?”

    Yes, dumb ass. It is really easy. . .you report them!

    I cannot believe can actually be that ignorant. First of all, you ban hackers the same way in ever server. I have no idea why you named yours.

    Secondly, GMs are not covering 100% of the game. They have to get reason to ban a hacker unless they randomly walk by one. Do you know how they get reason, idiot? When a hacker gets reported, after enough, then they investigate.

    I hate people who spam this site with crap like this.

  10. Helping me “ban” hackers is helping me report them and ban them, not like “OMG HOW TO B4N PLIZ” and usually fame and better equipments is a way to tell if someone is a hacker or not because hackers stay and vac in a map for hours or days at a time w/o going back to town or make any friends to fame them, if you’ve ever tried to get to lvl 70 legitly and dont buy fame and stuff you would still get like 50-60 fame from friends everytime you level or go back to town and meet up with a friend, unless they’re not really good friends or just dont want to fame you. To sum it all up : hackers dont have time to get fame or better equips unless they have friends that will mass fame them and that will fund them and let you risk losing higher level items to give to a hacking character.

  11. BrokenImages : 8885682668 said: “fame and better equipments to disguise their “Hackerness”.”

    The way a person looks like does not mean he or she is a hacker.

    BrokenImages : 8885682668 said: “By the way if your in bera can you help me ban these noob hackers?”

    Yes, dumb ass. It is really easy. . .you report them!

    Helping me “ban” hackers is helping me report them and ban them, not like “OMG HOW TO B4N PLIZ” and usually fame and better equipments is a way to tell if someone is a hacker or not because hackers stay and vac in a map for hours or days at a time w/o going back to town or make any friends to fame them, if you’ve ever tried to get to lvl 70 legitly and dont buy fame and stuff you would still get like 50-60 fame from friends everytime you level or go back to town and meet up with a friend, unless they’re not really good friends or just dont want to fame you. To sum it all up : hackers dont have time to get fame or better equips unless they have friends that will mass fame them and that will fund them and let you risk losing higher level items to give to a hacking character.

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