Me: Hey everybody! Today, is a dark and gloomy day, and I’ll like to say that this is the best day to seek ghost. You know what I mean?

???: Yup. Sup. T-The best d-day e-ever.

Me: Oh, I forgot to introduce our new guest, my Maple friend, Shadow. He’s a little drunk today.

Shadow: I-I’m not d-drunk. I’m just *burp* s-s-shaky.

Me: Whatever. All I know is that you’re drunk.

Shadow: I swear drunk I-I’m not G-God.

Me: Okay, you’re really drunk. Get him outta here, Cameraman.

*Screens turn black*

(Insert Violent sounds)

Uhh!! *Burb* I’m n-n-not drunkkx…..

Me: Okay, we’re back after getting the irritating old fiend out of here. And now, let’s go interview some ghost so said to be sighted in the Kerning subways. And now, we’ll get the person who saw the ghost.

*Takes out the list and stares at it*

Me: Hey, cameraman, is there something wrong with the list? It says that the person who saw the ghost is Shadow?

*Camera shakes left to right*

Me: Absoloutely nothing wrong? Alright, where did you throw him to? What the hell? The dustbin? Alright, I give up. This interview ended up in a piece of junk.

*Camera shakes violently*

Me: What’s wrong? You’ve turned white. You’re the ghost? No? Where’s the ghost? Behind me?

*Turns around*

Me: What? I only see one bunch of toilet papers.

*Woooooo*

Me: Okay, maybe interviewing some ghost isn’t a good idea….

*WOOOOOOOOO*

Me: YAhhhh Run!!!!

I am not drunk!!!!! *Burb*

Cameraman, who told you to get him out of the rubbish bin?

He did.