Hey~~ I’m back. And it’s another Interview with … Hey, I don’t really care. I’ll just write anything I want. Hmm… I don’t really know. Lol. Maybe… Err… Hmm.. Err.. I dunno. Maybe.. YES! AHH! LOL! THAT IS A GREAT IDEA!!

*Goes on for 2 hours*
*Dies of thirst*

Okay, anyway, let’s get on to this.. Interview.. GHAHhsavkashdhasjdajbhhashGAHAHAHAHAHAH…

Please ignore my … LaughHAHAHXHHASHC)HASH.. Okay, okay, I’ll stop. Should I?

Me: EVERYBODY!! MUAHAHAAAA!!

Bad start, hang on.. *Scribbles away*

Let me start again…

Me: Hey everybody.. zzZzZzzZz

Bad start again. hang on.. I’l make zzzzzzzzzzz

*Maple comes alive*

Me: Stupid narrarator. Hey everyone! I’m out of his stupid narrarating. And, I’m back from being banned! For 1 year! Hang on a second…

*Checks the calendar*

Me: W00000T!! I WAS RITE!! IT’S OPPOSITE DAY AGAIN!!!

Shadow: Hey, guess what, IceA-

Me: SHADOW! I LOVE YOU!!

Shadow: What the… AHHH A G@Y!@$!$#^

Me: Don’t you know today’s opposite day?

Shadow: It is? I thought it was kill yourself day.

Me: Sometime, I think you’re very smart.

Shadow: I accept your compliment happily.

Me: As I thought. Anyway, we’re going to Grendel to interview him! *Evil laugh* You didn’t see that, did you? If you did, I must KILL YOU!!!

Shadow: Is that sentance using reverse cycolog.. How do you spell that?

Me: I DON’T CARE!!

Shadow: So you care!

Me: No, I said I DON’T CARE!!

Shadow: So you said You care.

Me: NO, I SAID I DON’T CARE BUT YOU SAID THAT I CARE BUT I DON’T CARE AS IT’S OPPOSITE DAY SO WHAT I SAY IS OPPOSITE AND IT ISN’T TRUE BY WHAT I SAID SO I SAID THAT WHAT I SAID WAS I DON’T CARE SO IT MEANS THAT I … care?

Shadow: ZzzZZzzZzZzzz.

GM: AH! THERE’S YOU ARE!! I SHALL DECLARE THIS OPPOSITE DAY-

Me: NO YOU DON’T!!

*Launches myself at GM*

GM: NOOO!! I MEAN YESSSS!!!

*GM dies*

Me: I’M A MURDEROUS MACHINE!!

Erm, what? What happened? Erm, hang on… OMG! MY MAPLE CHARACTER IS ON THE LOSE!!

Me: Hey, what the…

*Get’s erased away*

Phew. I must have fell asleep. It’s not opposite day anyway. So this would be a PROPER interview. I hope.

*At Forests near Elinia*

Me: We are trying to get to Elinia now. So, let’s use a return scroll!!

*Uses return scroll*

Shadow: WAIT-

*Gets transported to El Nath*

Me: What the heck!?!!? GMs!!!!

*GM appears*

GM: Yes? You woke me up. You better have a better explanation for waking me up.

Me: I WAS TRYING- Sorry, Caps on. Hehe..

*GM looks at me suspiciously*

Me: This return scroll.. It brought me here… I was at forest of Elinia O-o.

GM: Oh. Okay. For compensation, I would send you back.

Me: THANKS!

*Shadow runs towards me panting*

Shadow: Wait-

*Dissapears*

Shadow: NOOO!! Aww heck. GM, I’m with them, please –

GM: Yea yea whatever. Where are you from?

Shadow: My mother’s womb.

GM: Okay, I’ll return you to there… *Yawn*

Shadow: WHAT!?!? WAIT-

*Shadow dissapears*

“OUCH!! THERE’S SOMETHING IN MY STOMACH!!!!”

GM: Whoops. Sent to a male mapler’s stomach…

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*At Elinia*

Me: Grendel, Good morning.

Grendel: Yes? What do you want?

Me: I want to ask you some questions. How are the Magicians?

Grendel: Pretty well in fact. Some Magicians keep coming to me, asking for third job. And … This is just the time when the come…

*Get’s overunned by pack of noobs*

Noob 1: I WANT THIRD JOB!

Grendel: You’re level 1…

Noob 2: ME WANT ME WANT!

Grerndel: Work on your english.

Noob 3: I WANT JOB THIRD! AWWWWW!! I mean WAAAAA!!

Grendel: Get out of here. You must have added your stats wrongly. Your intelligence is at 1.

Noob 4: GIVE ME THIRD JOB AND I WILL TELL YOU A JOKE!

Grendel: I never laugh. If I laugh, I will be struck by lightning.

Noob 4: A girl broke a antique vase. Her father took her aside and scolded her. When she came out, she was crying. Her mother asked, ” What did your father say?” The girl asked permission to leave out the swear words. The mother agreed. After thinking for a while, she said, “Well, without the swear words, he said nothing at all.”

Grendel: Nice try, but see ya.

Me: Can I try?

Grendel: Sure, but I NEVER laugh.

Me: One day, I was walking along a road. I fell into a hole. THE EN-

Grendel: OMG! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!! HAHAHAHSHAHSHSDAHDHAHSDHAHAHAHSHHAHDHAHSHAHSAHSHSHAAAAA

*Grendel gets struck by lightning*

THE END

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