Nipples was your average green snail. 3EXP, 9HP, what more could a snail want? Nipples earned a living for himself and his family through being a henchmen for Toenails’ evil empire.

Toenails was a red snail, bent on taking over the world. Toenails had his second in command; Foetus, who advised him on how to take over the world more easily. They had started with the dirt patch nearest Amherst and moved on to underneath the barrels above the dreaded orange mushrooms, whom roam the lands savaging anything in their path. Yes, Toenails’ empire was vast.

But the story is not about Toenails. No, Nipples is our hero. Nipples one day stumbled upon a peculiar looking blade of grass. It was green. Grass isn’t green, it’s lime. Nipples wasn’t standing for this sort of thing, so he pulled out his assault rifle and began “cappin’ dat mo’fo”. The blade of grass did not stand a chance alone, but before it had withered and died due to gunshot wounds, it had called it’s “homies”. All of a sudden hundreds of green blades of grass grew around Nipples.
Nipples shot at them all until his clip was empty, the blades moved in and started slashing at Nipples. Nipples’ agility was too low, he couldn’t dodge the attacks and was dead in a matter of seconds.

The end.

lolboredom, no one’s PQ’ing so I decided to let you all suffer.

Edited some random mistakes, lulz