Drakes, Rakes, Akes?!

Random Quote Of The Day: Love is like an artichoke. You have to do quite a bit of work before you reach it’s heart.

Hey guys whats up!
Well I’ll tell you whats up.
I just had the most insanly hard battle of my life. Like holy chickens! *Can chickens be holy?* This was like the time, when I was facing off the evil were wolf in my closet!

[h] Flash Back [/h]

[i]Today is a very bad day for our hero… He is pitted agaisnt a blood thristy emo-
No you idiot! I said were wolf!
Oh, yes thats right,*mutters about how sucky werewolves are.*
*Sigh good help is so hard to find these days*

Here it comes..! Our hero is panicking! He is running for the hills, What can he do when hes trapped in a vat filled with bloody thristy eating-
I am not panicking, and it’s in the closet! Forget you I’m not paying you no more!
The narrator hides in corner.
*High is face-to-face with the were wolf..*

The were wolf looks at him
He looks back
The were wolf looks back at him
Folks we have a starring contest!

*15 seconds later*
High: You know I’m gonna win
Werewolf: No your not.
High: I will and you know why?
WereWolf: Why?
*Sucker punch*
High: THIS IS WHY!
Our hero has defeated the werewolf, gleaming with glory he wakes up. There goes his dad’s face.
/End flash back

Okay maybe it wasen’t as hard… But it was pretty dang hard!
I logged on to Lunia, On my 17 Eir.. It was a normal day… For lag!
Yes lag lag lag!
I had massive accounts of d/c and lag, mainly due to Lunia’s server. However, like cool whip’s miracle.. it stopped after 2 hours! Yes I had wasted 1 hour doing nothing but trying to play a game.. SHUT UP!
As you guys know/don’t know I’m on episode 2-10 – This is the part where it gets messy..! (View the ss with the drag) It was time for me to get whooped.. I mean MY time for me to whoop his butt!

I quickly assembled a party..And we quickly got past most of the ice spirtis, skeletons, evil evil-eyes, and chocolate pudding.. Yes it did spill on my shirt.
I was a few pixels from reaching Drake when.. DC.
Gosh I exploded..

But it can’t get the mighty High down! I tried again.. And I had finially reach the boss.. Boy was it hard, it was shooting tornados.. flying around and summoning! Here’s how it went

Warrior: Heal
2 secs later
Warrior: Heal
Me: I’m out of mana dam it!
*mage comes*
Mage: Heal.
* Uses sacrifice* Which depletes hp= mp
But just as I did it, it killed two of us ==
So I revive with 1 life left..

Drake: You cannot kill me fools..
High: Oh yea? YOU can’t kill me.. ‘CUZ I DC! *Silence from the lame come back*
Yup. Pretty much it.

I’m going back to teach that fugly drake a lesson!
See ya later Turd-fondlers!~

7 thoughts on “Drakes, Rakes, Akes?!”

  1. George said: ” So, I’ll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow night.”
    Brenda said: “Oh, I don’t believe this $#!7!”
    George said: ” Word! You two should come down! I’ll be rappin’, I’ll be cappin’, I’ll be tappin’, I’ll be flappin’, I’ll be happen, ing. Ding, bing, wing. Yo!”
    Cindy said: ” Sounds good!”
    George said: “Would, could, should, ‘hood.”
    Brenda said: “Ugh!”

    George said: “Gug, mug, dug, bug.”
    Brenda said: “Oh, if we say we’ll come will you shut yo ass up?”
  2. George said: ” So, I’ll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow night.”
    Brenda said: “Oh, I don’t believe this $#17!”
    George said: ” Word! You two should come down! I’ll be rappin’, I’ll be cappin’, I’ll be tappin’, I’ll be flappin’, I’ll be happenÂ… ing. Ding, bing, wing. Yo!”
    Cindy said: ” Sounds good!”
    George said: “Would, could, should, ‘hood.”
    Brenda said: “Ugh!”
    George said: “Gug, mug, dug, bug.”
    Brenda said: “Oh, if we say we’ll come will you shut yo ass up?”
  3. Lunia. Add me on Lunia, level 28 Sieg TotalDestruction. Soldin. English server.
    Also, anyone want to buy a 3rd degree Phantom Sword +7? ><

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