For some unknown reason, right before I was about to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. for the PC, I started singing Weird Al Yankoviche’s song “Pretty Fly for a Rabbi”. (which is a parody of another song)
But then I thought. What if I made a song. . . a song using the same tone. Same beat, same everything. Just different Lyrics, and made it about a Hacker.

Well, this is what I got.

(You can only really enjoy it if you know the song “Pretty Fly for a Rabbi” so you can but the lyrics with music.)

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What ya doing Hacker? Vac-ing, Vac-ing
(What ya doing Hacker?) Mod-ing, Mod-ing
(What ya doing Hacker?) Bot-ing, Bot-ing
And all the GM’s say I’m pretty sly for a mod-guy

MS has had its fair share, of hackers in the past
But most of them were newbies, and none of them would last
But this guys kinda testy, he knows all of the tricks
I tell ya he can hack ya, he really is a ****!

So how about you? Did he hack you too?
Downloads mods, its the only thing to do.
Leveling like a God, never saws some logs
He hacks all day, he hacks all day
Send a GM down
And he’ll give you a frown
He’ll up and leave and go hide back up in town
Just change your channel now and
Hey, hey
Hacking is so lame!

(What ya doing Hacker?) Vac-ing, Vac-ing
(What ya doing Hacker?) Mod-ing, Mod-ing
(What ya doing Hacker?) Bot-ing, Bot-ing

Vaccing-Botting-Godding-Cause leveling “is” slow

He shops at the cash shop, with the NX he had got
He changes his appearence with the clothing he has bought
He runs from all the GMs, who are always on his trail
They think that they can catch him but they always seem to fail!

People once liked him, now they defame him
He hacks the players, he could give your guy a trim
Yeah, he thinks it cool, to use a modding tool
Whats not to hate, whats not to hate?
On his lucky days, you know he plays and plays
And he never fames, players he met all through the day
Find another channel now and
Hey, hey
Hacking is so lame!

Now when a player finds him, now that your shouldn’t miss
He’ll always get away through a bribe or with a kiss
They say hes modded half the world, hes really quite good
Yet people never report him when they know they really should!!!

(What ya doing Hacker?) Vac-ing, Vac-ing
(What ya doing Hacker?) Mod-ing, Mod-ing
(What ya doing Hacker?) Bot-ing, Bot-ing

Messing up the game cause in life hes really lame

Hes doing time, serving with a mime
They finally caught him, hacking a player named “Lime”
As the hacker ran, he got the big ban
Theres a newb, whats with the newb?
Now that hes out of here, the Coolie Zones are clear
We’re so happy now, since theres a less hacker to fear
So grab a channel now
Theres only 19 channels now
Grab any channel now and
Hey Hey
Hacking is so lame!

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There ya go.

Yes, I have alot of time on my hands. Muhahahahahahahahah.
Muhahahahahahahahahahah.

Yeah.
I also made this cause I got bored on MS. . . I had worked my way up to 59%. . . and I said
“Eh, I’ll level tommarow…”

Cause Futurama is coming on. . . although its a rerun. . . oh yeah
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. . . . .

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe.. . . .

~Grimno (Heheheheheheheheheheh. . . .)