The Time. 12 Noon sharp
The place, my bedroom.
The objective. Completing the MS Patch
I started the download and me and my mom went into town to do some shopping…
::eats some BBQ Porkskins::
Yummy…
Well. We got back, 5pm.
I checked the Patch..
If this was the bar
(———————————–)
than it was THIS full
(llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll-)
Well, from my point of view, that bar was full!
Yet, the PLAY button wasn’t blue…
Then I throught “This happened to Laura. The Patch would complete downloading, yet the button wouldn’t turn blue, so you’d have to close the Patch, than turn on MapleStory and it would work.
Yet I couldn’t click the X button.
Why is there an X button on the window if you can’t click it?
Well, I CTRL + ALT + DELETED the program.
End now…
No I don’t want to send an error report…
:
ouble-Clicks MaplStory::
“Welcome to the MS Patcher”
“Downloaded Patch”
Me- “what?”
Patch- ….
Me- “O.O But I downloaded this already…”
Patch- ….
Me- “ARE YOU TELLING ME I”M GONNA HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER 5 HOURS DOWNLOADING THIS THING?!?!?”
Patch- ….
Me- “This is bull! Now I have to wait till 3am to be able to go to New Leaf City! ARRR! All my friends are probably already there and living it up!”
Patch-….
Me- “I HATE 56k INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Patch- 1% downloaded
Me- “Oh shut up…” ::turns off the Patcher::
So now I gotta wait till a little after 9pm to start the Patch today…
THIS SUCKS!
Plus, to top this off, my guild leader Paths invited a lvl 72 Priest into the guild. I’m a lvl 72 Priest, and thats the highest lvl for the Priests!
So now I gotta get a good lead ahead of TWO people!
(I’m competative… I’m trying to be the top Priest in my guild)
And then Paths invited a lvl 90 CB!
AHHHHHHHH!!!
However he did say the CB said he wasn’t going to stay
Oh wells.
What else is on my mind…
Oh! Did you know that if you transform into a Mushroom or Pig and have a Z-Helm equipped, the glowing Aura still appears while transformed?
It makes for some funny conversations! XD
Me as shroom- “I”M THE ZAKUM-SHROOM!”
Player- “OMG! THE MUSHROOM GOD!” ::attacks::
Me- “You cannot harm me! I AM… IMMMORRRTTTAAALLL”
Player- “NOOOOOOOOO” ::dies::
What else…
Ah. I do have a question.
Maple T.V. thingie in CashShop.
What does it do?
Cause it sounds Interesting!
Well, that is all, I’m now gonna go wonder off aimlessly on some random websites and will probably end up at a site where they ask if I want to be more Attractive to men or something…
Cause thats usually how it works.
You can be a women and you’ll get emails asking if you want to enlarge…. well…. you get the picture…
~Grimno (I wanna see that Female Boss)
Harder than Zakum she is…
Well, she’ll have to have a taste of my
HIYOOKEN!
::shoots a blue ball of energy out of his hands::
::it hits SilverFx::
::SilverFx bursts into flames::
Silver- “OMG! WHAT THE **** MAN?!”
Grimno- “Oh ****!”
Silver- “AHHHHH!!! ITS BURNING ME ALIVE!!!”
Grimno- “Uh uh, water! WE NEED WATER OVER HERE!”
Fpooned- ::Ninja Poofs in:: You not hungry for water!”
Silver- “WE DON”T WANNA DRINK IT!”
Fpooned- “You hungry for… HOTPOCKETS!” ::pulls out a box of hotpockets::
Grimno- “Your not helping!”
Fpooned- “Fine, be like that…” ::eats a HOTPOCKET::
Jim Gaffager- “Hot-Pocket…”
Grimno- “SERIOUSLLY! WE NEED WATER!”
Silver- “AHHHHHHHHHH”
MasterCheeze- ::comes up through a trap-door:: “Hey, have you guys seen my …” ::sees Silver:: “Oh ****” ::goes back into the hole::
Fpooned- “Silvers on fire baby!” XD
Grimno- “DUDE! WHERES SOME WATER! OR AN EXTENGUISHER!”
Jesus- “Here you go bro..” ::hands Grimno a Fire Extenguisher”
Grimno- “Thanks Jesus…”
Jesus- “No prob…”
Grimno- ::puts out the flames on Silver:: “All better”
Silver- ::takes the extenguisher and smashes it over Grimno’s head… knocking him out… and possibly giving him a concussion::
Jesus- “Woah dude…”
Silver- ::stabs Jesus with a knife::
Jesus- “Woooahhh… narly…” ::dies::
Fpooned- “OMG! YOU KILLED JESUS!”
Silver- “Ah he’ll respawn in 3 days…”
Fpooned- “3 Days? Thats serious lag…”
Silver- “Yeah….”
Kool-Aid Guy- ::Bursts through the wall:: OH YEAHH!!!”
Silver- O.O
Fpooned- O.O
~End
LOL@END.
But that’s gotta suck. Waiting another 5 hours just to Maple. :
Maple patches suck, don’t they?
The level 36 quest can give you a 60% Glove Attack scroll. O.O
Which one?!
Ah, the Maple tv thing puts a message on the screen of the tv for however long it says, of your choice. MSEA has had these for awhile, and there’s tvs in Henesys, Ellinia, Perion, and Kerning City. Dunno about the other towns/places, for I’m not high-levelled enough to travel far without being killed. XD
. . . and since if I edit my comment, it’ll double-post anyway, I’ll just comment again. Muahaha.
Anyway, that’s Jim Gaffigan. I <3 him, he’s hilarious. I saw the hot-pocket act on Comedy Central the other night, I was just dying laughing. XD
o__O?
You got that bit right about giving you a concussion with the fire extinguisher. >>;
About the MapleTV, if you guys are going to have it DOMINATING THE WHOLE BLEEDING PLACE like in MSEA, it’ll be in every bloody town they can stuff it in. Including South Perry and Amherst. So, brace yourselves. I HATE it. >/
WOW, That’s why I hate patches.
THE END HURT MY BWAIN! HOORAY!
You got that bit right about giving you a concussion with the fire extinguisher. >>;
About the MapleTV, if you guys are going to have it DOMINATING THE WHOLE BLEEDING PLACE like in MSEA, it’ll be in every bloody town they can stuff it in. Including South Perry and Amherst. So, brace yourselves. I HATE it. >/”
There’s even one in Amoria (which MSEA doesn’t have yet). I just went to look, haha.
Silva the horse is evil.
The convo was funny anyways
Lmao. Your story Your story was great! Just another thing to brighten my day. ^^
And, uhh I don’t think the Female Boss is stronger than Zakum. That was the Old’ Geezer guy with the inflated head.
Oh the woman in the pink komodo thing?
Teh Gangtas
Try downloading it manually from the site
If the woman you are talking about is the one in the pink kimono thing (Not komodo >>; ), she isn’t that hard. I saw a Hermit and a Ranger just pwn her by backing her into a corner and just shooting away at her. She didn’t even have a change to attack o_o.
Group r4ped