[h]Credit goes to iceage2 for inspiration[/h]

Ganz : Space…The final frontie- Whoops, wrong show. Welcome to the Maplestory Monsterinterviews Morporation!

Crowd : What’s a Morporation?

Ganz : Just a word I invented to make this a M.M.M. instead of M.M.C.!

Crowd : Ooooo!

Ganz : Today we- er, I will be interviewing…

*dramatic music*

Ganz : An…

*more dramatic music*

Ganz : IRON HOG!!!

Crowd : Ooooo!

Ganz : Say, where is Mr. Iron Hog?

IronHog : Boo!

Ganz : EEK! *heartattack*

IronHog : Sorry!

[h]Eighteen minutes later, Ganz returns from the nearest town.[/h]

Ganz : So Mr. Iron Hog…What do you do for a living?

IronHog : Monsters don’t need to work, silly.

Ganz : Why?

IronHog : When we are created, we are created with a large amount of free mesos.

Ganz : You call 100 large?

IronHog : Yeah, so?

Ganz : I kinda have 1,666,666.

IronHog : OHMIGAWD!!! YOU SAID THE NUMBER…TWICE!!! Now you must die!

[h]An epic battle ensues where Ganz attempts to slap Iron Hog but hurts himself on the metal armor. It ends in a stalemate due to Ganz’s Magic Guard and potions.[/h]

IronHog : We really need better armor…Brb, I’m going to petition Nexon for spiked platemail.

Ganz : Nooo! Wait!! I still have another question!

IronHog : Wut, nub?

Ganz : Why don’t you just take your metal hooves and forge them into spikes?

IronHog : …We don’t have fingers. Or hammers.

Ganz : Don’t you drop Knuckle Maces? Can’t you use those knuckles to hold a mace to use the mace as a hammer?

IronHog : Okay…Now you’re going to get it…Oh BOYS~

Ganz : What’s that rumbling in the distance? Iron Boars?! OMG! HACKERS!! YOU AREN’T RELEASED IN GLOBAL YET! ARRGH!!!

[h]The remainder of this interview has been blocked because the author was too lazy to think of the rest, and instead came up with the excuse that the end contains too much graphic violence and gore to be posted on this website.[/h]

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