Original- I write sins, not tragedies by Panic at the disco.

Spoof- Ruined wedding of a Mapler.

Oh, well imagine, as I’m pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can’t help but to hear, no I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!” says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom’s bride’s a Hackr’.”

I’d chime in with a “Haven’t you people ever heard of shutting your goddamn mouth?!”
No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I’d chime in, “Haven’t you people ever heard of shutting your goddamn mouth?!”
No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of…

Nevermind, well I’ll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is screwed
But this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh! Nevermind, well I’ll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is screwed
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne

I’d chime in with a “Haven’t you people ever heard of shutting your goddamn mouths?!”
No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I’d chime in, “Haven’t you people ever heard of shutting your goddamn mouth?!”
No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Hackr’…

I’d chime in with a “Haven’t you people ever heard of shutting your goddamn mouths?!”
No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I’d chime in, “Haven’t you people ever heard of shutting your goddamn mouth?!”
No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Hackr’…

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This was much harder to spoof.

Well, if this was spoofed by someone else, let me know so i can delete this.

Still, I think this was badly spoofed. >.>