Monster Interviews: The Wizards

Welcome again to our show.

We are terribly sorry about the hiatus of this very interesting show because of our extremely lazy interviewer
who contracted Interviewer’s Block.

Well, he is alright now so ON WITH THE SHOW!!!

Monster Interviews by Fenrir

*applause*

Fenrir- “Thank you for tuning in to our show.”

Fenrir- “Today, we are here at The Wizard’s Tower to listen to what an old grungy wizard’s mad ideas and prophecies.”

Wizard- “I am not mad you young thingy-err…I forgot.”

Fenrir- “Just call me Fenrir, Mr wizard guy.”

Wizard- “I am not a guy!! I am an amphibious mammal which breathes through gills!!”

*wizard waves hands madly*

Fenrir- “Okay..Seems you have an identity crisis.”

Wizard- “No, I am not-”

Fenrir- “I get it, I get it!! You are a mammal with gills!! Now how old are you, Mr wizard.”

Wizard- “I am NOT old. I am just a young man with a big beard!!!”

Fenrir- “I meant not as in seniority, but as age.”

Wizard- “Oh. I am 128 years and counting. And I am NOT old.”

Fenrir- “Err…Wow. That’s a world record!!!”

*furiously scribbles on record book borrowed from a library*

Wizard- “Hey…I am NOT-”

Fenrir- “I GET IT ALREADY!!!! YOU ARE A NOT OLD YOUNG MAN WITH A BIG BEARD AND BREATHES THROUGH GILLS!!!!!!!”

*pants*

Wizard- “Oh, ok.”

*wizard uses spell to change Fenrir to a frog*

Fenrir- “Ribbit, RIBBIT?? Ribbit ribbit ribbit, RIBBIT!!!”

Monster Interviews is brought to you by Fenrir and sponsored by MMOT corporation

Fenrir- “Ribbit RIBBIT!!!??”

15 thoughts on “Monster Interviews: The Wizards”

  1. wahh someone turned fenrir into a frog~~!
    -goes over to the magician and turns him into a. . OLD MAN MUWAHAHA xD-
    -PooF-

  2. Hrm, These are pretty funny, but I dont think there is enough, content. But, thats just me, ignore crazy sashi! xD

  3. What about Imps? Have you done them?

    But I guess they’ll keep on teleporting all over the place if you try to catch one of them for an interview.

  4. Sashimi said: “Hrm, These are pretty funny, but I dont think there is enough, content. But, thats just me, ignore crazy sashi! xD”

    That’s what I said, a few editions back.

  5. Fenrir, may I know what’s your Runescape I.D?
    I hope you’re on now, cause I really like to meet you, hehe

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