Hehe! Its me again! Fenrir’s other self who has keys to his brain!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! After all those years…Ok, months tolerating you and your relentless torture, I have finally taken over your brain!!!!
And the first thing I am going to do is…..Do an Interview!
Fenrir (Real)- “MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!” *random mumbling*
Heh, watch me.
Fenrir (other)- “And hello again. Sorry for the inconvenience though. I have recovered thoroughly and is ready to take on the job immediately! Now we head out to a FLAT 2D place to find something called a Snail. the come in different colours, mostly green, red and blue! But there is a rumour about a BLACK snail roaming around this ugly place. I mean, 2D??!!!” *blows raspberry*
Snail- “Meow.”
Fenrir (other)- “What the hell is that?!”
Advisor- *whispers*
Fenrir (other)- “Oh, a Snail! So that’s our interviewee for today! Well, hello Snail!”
Snail- “Meow. Meow meow meow? Meow!”
Fenrir (other)- “So you are being chased by a…”
Noob- “Spam! Spam!! Snaiilx! C00m3 backk! ^.^”
Fenrir (other)- “My, my. A Noob. Seems like they have dominated this part of dimension too.” *sigh*
*flips noob encyclopedia*
The 2D noob = One noob that needs to be avoided constantly because of atrocious spelling.
Origins = Unknown. Needs to be confirmed, lives depend on it.
Lifespan = Forever.
Powers = Speak atrocious language, endangers snails and annoys the HECK out of people.
Snail- “MEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!”
Fenrir (other)- “Sorry. here…”
*conjures up magic to destroy noob*
Snail- “Meow! Meow meow!”
Fenrir (other)- “Another good deed done! This wraps up our show for today. Toodles!”
Fenrir- “MMMMPHHHHH!!! MMMM!!!”
Fear not. I have done a good deed and increased your reputation. Isn’t that good of me?
Fenrir- “MMM-MMMPH!”
Thought so.
Thank you again!
What the hell is that? A bear?
I know voodoo curses and stuff, would you like me to perform an exorcist Fenrir? (Not directed at other self [LET GO OF HIM YOU EGOTISTICAL *******! RAWR!])
The reason why I dislike your interviews in because you never ever get to them.
Even if you think failing every attempted interview is funny, at least correct the misleading title.
Often the main point isn’t even the interviewee at all. Instead of being dominated by a snail while trying to interview it or something, your crew is suddenly plagued by 2D noobs.
You’d as well just call it ‘Fenrir’s journey’, instead of ‘Monsters Interviews: Snails’, the main point of this blog has already shifted to 2D noobs, not the monsters. Don’t even talk about the interview.
I don’t want to be so critical, but I really think this is getting no where.
That is the point! Getting out of point!
Lol you evil personXD you killed someone
Aren’t egos waffles? o.O
o_o
nice blog
-giggles in corner-
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP! DO NOT stop reading this or something
bad
will
happen!
One day, Sarah was walking home from
school
when
her boyfriend drove by and honked at her
to
get
in. She got in his car and he drove her to
the
lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to
tell
her
something very important. Sarah could
have
sworn
he was going to propose. However, he
flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and
yelled, “I am
breaking up with you, you awful , ! I
hate
you and I think that maybe you should
just end
your , life! DUMB ,
, !” He laughed and drove off. It was
a
very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the
lake,
freezing
cold, and feeling the worst she had in her
entire
life. She got home went in a hot bath,
and slit
her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her
parents
yelled and screamed at her to get out
until
they
finally broke the door down. They saw no
body,
but
the entire bathroom was dripping with her
blood.
Her mom went insane and killed herself
three
days
later, her dad is in prison, accused of
murder.
Later
that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking
a
shower
when she came from the drain, rotting
and
bloody,
with a razor in her hand and
said “Goodbye
Jason.”
She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless
, and Sarah come to you in the
shower
from the drain, and will kill you the same
way
she
killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
Sharp, you’re ruining this wonderfully, out of point blog. Since it is out of point, and this blog is out of point, you shall not be banned.
XD Enjoyed it, Fenrir.
even I did not get that. 0.o?
XD
ZOMG get out the bangs and Ngangyangs! Fenrirs other self is back and in control!
What the hell is this, Newbs are new comers in a game or a hobby. They need to be cared for. A noob is an inconsiderate, language trashing, idiot, who knows nothing about the game. Leave them to be and eventaully they’ll become newbs or professionals with a bad reputaion.
Aren’t egos waffles? o.O
o_o
nice blog
-giggles in corner-“
Eggos? lol