Monster Interviews: Shanty claws.

(Due to the last few blogs being extremely crappy, I am now attempting to get my style of writing back cos’ I was a little sad at that time and I lost my mojo for writing.)

Producer- “Well, get it back then! Or I won’t get my pay! You know what I will become when I have no pay…”

Fenrir- “Gah. Shut up and produce this *bleep* *bleep* of a show.”

Fenrir and his Interview is underway!

Fenrir- “After that disastrous attempt to do a quest skit, I have decided to revert back to interviewing vermin and such. Well, not much a flop too but….”

*imaginary hammer falls on head*

Fenrir- “Hi and welcome to Monster Interviews by me!” *goofy laughter*

Fenrir- “We’re here to see a werewolf whose name sounds like Santa!”

Shanty claws- “My name ain’t like Santa claus!! I am a finely groomed werewof!”

*looks at outfit of Shanty claws*

Fenrir- “Uh, yeah…groomed.”

Shanty claws- *sings love songs very badly*

Fenrir- “Argh……Shut up!!!!!”

Shanty claws- “LAAALAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!”

Fenrir- “No, no, no!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!”

*eardrums pop*

Crew- “Run for your lives!!! AVALANCHE!!!!!!”

RUMBLE…

Fenrir- “Oh…..crap.”

Producer- “Guessing it should be time to end this interview…”

Monster Interviews is brought to you by Fenrir, the Crew and sponsored by MMOT corporations.

Well that wasn’t so bad, was it?

(Extremely harsh comments accepted, though reluctantly.)

3 thoughts on “Monster Interviews: Shanty claws.”

  1. SANDY CLAWS!
    That werewolf;s name sounds like santa claus’ name pronounced in halloween town when playing KH2.
    Lol X)

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