Fenrir- Howdy there, long time no see, viewers! Sorry about the long delay as I pushed the crew-given the crew a long term break! Yeah! That’s right! A holiday in the dept-KARAMJA! With rum and wine! Lobsters and bananas too! They’re gonna have a good time there!

Hehe….[oops]

I’ve got a new crew! Better equipment and all! More brains! And and…uhh…FREE COOKIES FOR EVERYONE! *tosses cookies at viewers*

Crew- So where the heck are we?

Fenrir- Why! The Kingdom of As-WHAT THE….?!

*random person flies over Fenrir and Crew’s heads on a broomstick*

Crew researcher- *flips open Encyclopedia of Dimensions* We’re….*flips pages*…IN THE WORLD OF FLYFF?! Fenrir you IDIOT! WHAT DID YOU USE TO TELEPORT!?

Fenrir- A home made dimension crosser made from cake tins…*twiddles thumbs*

[insert corny game show tune]

Fenrir- Yes! Indeed, we’re in the land of FlyFF where *ducks as person on flying skateboard flies over head* YOU !%@#@%@#$^ IDIOT! WE’RE FILMING A SHOW HERE! !@%#!$^@!#!!!! *bleeps*

*screen fuzzes*

Fenrir- Yes, that’s right! We can fly! =D Hah…hah….

Crew- *glares angrily at Fenrir*

Fenrir- HEY! There’s a giant mushroom over there! Lets go interview him! *scurries towards Giant Mushpang*

[commercial break]
Hey there! We’re selling FREE Macdonald’s meals for KIDS! So come on there and-
[cuts off commercial break]

Crew- That was our sponsor, Fenrir! >O

Fenrir- Who huh? Oh! Right! *distracted*

[screen fuzzes]

Fenrir- Hi giant mushroom!

Giant Mushpang- ME NO MUSHROOM ME MUSHPANG!

Fenrir- So hi! How are ya’ doing in this weird land?

Giant Mushpang- ME SAD ME MASH MISTOR FENWEAR! *jumps*

Fenrir- OH SH-*gets body slammed by Giant Mushpang*

[show cuts off]
We are sorry for the inconvenience, meanwhile, watch these messages!
[commercial break]
Hi kids! Free Macdonald’s meals for a limited period only! Please go to the nearest Macdonald’s outlet and get one FREE! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! LALALALALALALALALA!!! *goofy sounds*
[end commercial break]

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Fenrir- One…Meal…ple-OH SH-*gets squished on by Giant Mushpang*

Giant Mushpang- ME WANT KIDDY MEAL! NOW! GIMME NAO!!!!! >(

[/end interview]
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Season 2! Hell yeah! *dances*

Yes, the exams are OVAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >D