Monster Interviews: Deadly red spiders.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’S back, folks?

YES! ITS ME! WITH A MONSTER INTERVIEW TO BOOT!! (And Crew)

WHAAHAA! On with the SHOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

(I like CAPS LOCK.)

Monster Interviews by Fenrir and his newly recruited crew!

Fenrir- “Varrock sewers. The place where-SPIDERS!!!!!!!! AAAAHHH!!!”

Red spider- “What? I’m the *bleep* guest of this show, and you scream at the sight of me?”

Fenrir- “Dude, chill. Now, How is it going with Spiderman 3?”

Red spider- “Its going on quite well, its gonna release it this year. So watch out, spidey is here!”

*blatantly advertises Spidey 3*

Fenrir- “Also, have you succeeded in scaring little miss muffet away?”

Red spider- “Nah, that was my cousin. The giant spider. He likes scaring people with his genetically modified components.”

Fenrir- “Oh, and- WAAAAAIIITTT AAA MINUTE!”

*vortex that crosses the fabric of space, time and waffles appear randomly beside fenrir*

Fenrir- “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”

*gets sucked into vortex*

Fenrir- “I am gonna puke. . .”

Vortex- “Don’t you DARE puke in me, dude.”

Fenrir- “You can talk?!”

Vortex- “Ah, shut up.”

*vortex spits him out*

Fenrir- “Where am I. . .AND WHY THE HELL AM I IN 2D?!”

To be continued….Because the crew needs a coffee break and a plot hole.

Fenrir- “Ah, well. I’mma’ go drink some coffee. . .”

*coffee cup slides down fenrir’s non-existent fingers*

Fenrir- “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

15 thoughts on “Monster Interviews: Deadly red spiders.”

  1. Oh I thought it did >_>

    Meh. Too late at night for me to comprehend anything right *yawns*

  2. Spider man 3, i could almost remember the ad, Vemon, lol.
    Another nice interview, Fenrir!

  3. If you yelled “I love rs” or “RS rocks” in the mapleglobal forum, you will be deluged by a casade of flames.

  4. OOO! I will do that now!

    *Gets burnt*

    OW!

    By the way, I liked your story.

    Another By the Way, VERIZON INTERNET ROCKS MOI SOCKS! IN YOUR FACE FENRIR!

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