I am at it again.

Nono, not the sexual innuendos at people [POONANI! TROPICAL FRUIT DAAAAA! Ripe ones pls ty].

The Monstah Interviews!

Yeh!

[I have no idea why i am copying that RSSUX guy a few blogs below]

Its Christmas eve. Merry Christmas?

*bzzzzzzzfssshhhhhhhzooozoooozooofssssshhhh*

Fenrir- Brrrrr, sure is cold out here at Draynor.

[screen divides into two]

Fenris- Indeed, I’m at Falador freezing my butt off. So how are you, other self?

Fenrir- I can’t feel my butt.

Fenris- Ok…Hello, I’m your hos-

Fenrir- CO-HOST YOU-

Fenris- Ok ok, co-host for today, apparently covering for that idiot over at Draynor with his fly down.

[Fenrir is cut off]

Fenris- Hokay…We are going to interview a Snow imp next, so we’ll be right back after these messages!

[LOLOLOLOLOLOL THE EENTERL CORPORATION GOTZ OCTO-CORE PROCESSORS! WE ARE T3H PWN! USE IT TO MULTITASK WoW, CoD4, CRYSIS, COUNTERSTICK, RUNESCAPE AND WATCHING PR0N! HELL YEAH WE’RE PWNING APPLE SAUCE!]

Fenris- We’re back, live from Falador. I’m your host [screams of ‘CO-HOST YOU IDIOT’ in the background] and beside me is the famous snow imp. Hi there!

Snow Imp- Who are you?

Fenris- Umm…I’m the host [screaming again] for Monster Interviews! I would like to ask you some questions, can you comply?

Snow Imp- Wut? *dances to make snow*

Fenris- Can. I. Ask. You. Some. Questions?

Snow Imp- I’m busy, but I is can spare you some minutes. *continues dancing*

Fenris- So, where do you come from?

Snow Imp- The land of Snow, The Snow land, The Snowing lands, The land of eternal Winter, The Cold place. They all mean the same thing. Our home!

Fenris- Ok. So Who rules the land?

Snow Imp- the SNOW QUEEN! *all snow imps bow down* ALL HAIL THE SNOW QUEEN! [no pun intended]

Fenris- How is she?

Snow Imp- Pretty cold. Pretty. Cold. And have I mentioned pretty?

Fenris- You did.

Snow Imp- i have a crush on her. Shh!

Fenris- Your secret is safe with me! And why have you come to the lands of Runescape?

Snow Imp- It is Christmas time, our queen [ALL HAIL THE SNOW QUEEN!] has decided to give the citizens of Runescape snow!

Fenrir- *barges in to screen* THEN TELL HER TO EAT FISH! MY BUTT NEEDS HOT WATER THERAPY NOW! SOMEONE SAVE MY BEHIND!

Fenris- OI what?

Fenrir- TELL HER TO STOP SNOWING! AND GIVE ME THAT SNOW GLOBE OF HERS! I’LL BREAK IT!

Snow queen- *pops out of a snowstorm* Who dares BREAK my Snow Globe?!

Fenris- Him.

Fenrir- Wha-OH SH-nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

Snow queen- *freezes Fenrir*

Fenris- *dumbfounded*

Snow queen- *jumps into pile of snow and disappears*

Fenris- Ok…That was unexpected. And thank you for watching Monster Interviews! This is Fenris, signing off and have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New year! *pops champagne*

[screen cuts to hash] *zzzzzzzzzzzzzfssssssshhhhhh*

*zonk*

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[LOLOLOLOLOL PIZZA HUT GOTS SPESHUL PIZZA GOTS TURKEY HAMS AND CHRISMASSY FOOD IN IT. LOGCAKE ON TOP!]

[screen opens again in Falador]

Fenrir- Fenris is a lesb-

Fenris- *smack*

Fenrir- Ha..pee-*gets smacked again*

Fenris- You sonuva-*gets cut off*

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Lol.

I’m a happy person today! lalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalala!

I am going to attempt underage drinking at New year’s Eve, anyone want to join me? ;D