I am at it again.
Nono, not the sexual innuendos at people [POONANI! TROPICAL FRUIT DAAAAA! Ripe ones pls ty].
The Monstah Interviews!
Yeh!
[I have no idea why i am copying that RSSUX guy a few blogs below]
Its Christmas eve. Merry Christmas?
*bzzzzzzzfssshhhhhhhzooozoooozooofssssshhhh*
Fenrir- Brrrrr, sure is cold out here at Draynor.
[screen divides into two]
Fenris- Indeed, I’m at Falador freezing my butt off. So how are you, other self?
Fenrir- I can’t feel my butt.
Fenris- Ok…Hello, I’m your hos-
Fenrir- CO-HOST YOU-
Fenris- Ok ok, co-host for today, apparently covering for that idiot over at Draynor with his fly down.
[Fenrir is cut off]
Fenris- Hokay…We are going to interview a Snow imp next, so we’ll be right back after these messages!
[LOLOLOLOLOLOL THE EENTERL CORPORATION GOTZ OCTO-CORE PROCESSORS! WE ARE T3H PWN! USE IT TO MULTITASK WoW, CoD4, CRYSIS, COUNTERSTICK, RUNESCAPE AND WATCHING PR0N! HELL YEAH WE’RE PWNING APPLE SAUCE!]
Fenris- We’re back, live from Falador. I’m your host [screams of ‘CO-HOST YOU IDIOT’ in the background] and beside me is the famous snow imp. Hi there!
Snow Imp- Who are you?
Fenris- Umm…I’m the host [screaming again] for Monster Interviews! I would like to ask you some questions, can you comply?
Snow Imp- Wut? *dances to make snow*
Fenris- Can. I. Ask. You. Some. Questions?
Snow Imp- I’m busy, but I is can spare you some minutes. *continues dancing*
Fenris- So, where do you come from?
Snow Imp- The land of Snow, The Snow land, The Snowing lands, The land of eternal Winter, The Cold place. They all mean the same thing. Our home!
Fenris- Ok. So Who rules the land?
Snow Imp- the SNOW QUEEN! *all snow imps bow down* ALL HAIL THE SNOW QUEEN! [no pun intended]
Fenris- How is she?
Snow Imp- Pretty cold. Pretty. Cold. And have I mentioned pretty?
Fenris- You did.
Snow Imp- i have a crush on her. Shh!
Fenris- Your secret is safe with me! And why have you come to the lands of Runescape?
Snow Imp- It is Christmas time, our queen [ALL HAIL THE SNOW QUEEN!] has decided to give the citizens of Runescape snow!
Fenrir- *barges in to screen* THEN TELL HER TO EAT FISH! MY BUTT NEEDS HOT WATER THERAPY NOW! SOMEONE SAVE MY BEHIND!
Fenris- OI what?
Fenrir- TELL HER TO STOP SNOWING! AND GIVE ME THAT SNOW GLOBE OF HERS! I’LL BREAK IT!
Snow queen- *pops out of a snowstorm* Who dares BREAK my Snow Globe?!
Fenris- Him.
Fenrir- Wha-OH SH-nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
Snow queen- *freezes Fenrir*
Fenris- *dumbfounded*
Snow queen- *jumps into pile of snow and disappears*
Fenris- Ok…That was unexpected. And thank you for watching Monster Interviews! This is Fenris, signing off and have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New year! *pops champagne*
[screen cuts to hash] *zzzzzzzzzzzzzfssssssshhhhhh*
*zonk*
[/credits]
[LOLOLOLOLOL PIZZA HUT GOTS SPESHUL PIZZA GOTS TURKEY HAMS AND CHRISMASSY FOOD IN IT. LOGCAKE ON TOP!]
[screen opens again in Falador]
Fenrir- Fenris is a lesb-
Fenris- *smack*
Fenrir- Ha..pee-*gets smacked again*
Fenris- You sonuva-*gets cut off*
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Lol.
I’m a happy person today! lalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalala!
I am going to attempt underage drinking at New year’s Eve, anyone want to join me? ;D
Ha, ha?
I wanna be drunk. Drunken frogs are t3h b0mB.
Comment plz.
Its supposed to be lame.
Ima get super wasted this new years eve.
Hahahaha! He’s going to get killed (from GTA – It says your wasted when you die, )
I got wasted a month ago, and found myself. . .

Read my blog, and you should know.
I want to join you!
you are a sad, sad plight of the immaturity of kids these days. . .
you have to designate a driver first!
~Cheezy
*fenrir gets drunk and i kill him*
mwahahahaha*
learn children: never drink or donts will kill you as donts is the grim reaper discised in a name other than the grim reaper
who said the grim reaper talkes english ?