Wow, what a day it has been for me today. I spent most of the day trying to figure out how to KS a plat at FoG, but after 2 hours of waiting for one guy to leave, I ended up cc’ing. PROBLEM SOLVED.

I finally managed to find myself a decent weapon.. I borrowed a 97/5 Doombringer from some random person off Basil. Yay me. That’s really strange, because the DB I’m buying is 98/5, but I’m borrowing… ooooooooooh. Do you know what I’m thinking? >:] No, that was a rhetorical question. I wasn’t thinking of stealing the random person’s DB.. gosh what kind of people ARE you guys?

Bleh, mostly today was refer, refer, refer. I’m trying to get more people onto MMOTales so that they can share their stories as well. Wow, as I look down, I’ve never noticed how many veins are in my hands until just now. Strange, huh.

However, I did manage to get a good 22% for my sader today.. bringing me that much closer to level 73. Ha. 47+ more levels to go. o_o

I’ve made a decision. I’m marrying one of friends on maple. When I proposed, I was kinda thinking of this site too, so it went something like this:

Me: “Hey Stephy, you know, we should get married.”
Stephy: “Oh rlyy?? Maybee ”
Me: “Yeah.. I think we should. But you know what’d be cool?”
Stephy: “Hmm?”
Me: “If you signed up for MMOTales so that you can share all your personal blogging info with tons of Maplers online.”
Stephy: “…umm. Okay..”

Lemee just tell you this. No proposal has gone down the way it actually has, not even mine. So all you guys out there who’re looking for that someone special, you better be good at improv, or else she’ll think YERRR A WEIRDO. Ahem.

I hate my english teacher. I hate my english teacher. I hate my english teacher. (So I hate my english teacher ya?) It’s total bullsh** that she assigns us every day. Our school has block schedule, with 6 periods in total, so it goes periods 1, 3, and 5 one day, then 2, 4, and 6 the next. And back and forth and back and forth. So anyways, like I was saying, my english teacher is probably the evilest (that’s right I used evilest) Nazi motherf***** to ever walk the face of the earth. Hmm, I should put that in one of my essays. Last Thursday, I had english, and I was supposed to give a speech. But I was sick, and I couldn’t make it to school (I had like, a fever + cough) so then she SUDDENLY changes the rules during the last minute so that the people who miss their speech date CANT make it up at all. I’m like. YOU F****** LAME EXCUSE FOR A F****** ENGLISH TEACHER. And now, I’m so tired of working on my homework that I’m going to skimp this essay that’s due tomorrow. Eww. And we also have weekly vocab tests, and 6-week group assignments about some crap we have to read in class. Motherf****** god, why didn’t I switch out of this class when I had the chance.

God: Thou shalt not swear, young sir. Prepare to be smited.
*LIGHTNING BOLT STRIKES MY HOUSE*

More maple crap..
As some of you may recall, this is only my second blog that I wrote, and it might not even be posted on the site in time. So oh well.

EDIT: I got worried that this would look weird.. me talking about “yesterday” so I decided to post it anyways. Hehe.

Anyways, today, a friend of mine named Sean logged onto maple and started swearing for no reason. (Hmm, sounds a lot like me) But anyway, I asked him what was wrong. He goes into a fit of rage and starts attacking me with such spam, I swear, words were flying out of my computer screen and stabbing into my body. I still have the scars, wanna see? :] Then later, after I wait for him to kinda cool down and acupuncture other people through the internet, I asked him again what was wrong. He finally told me that the night before, he suffered a heart attack of some sort. What happened next is kinda hard to explain in a paragraph, so I’ll put it into some nice dialogue. Go ahead. Play spooky music, I dare ya.

Sean: “Fine then Lance, I’ll tell you.”
“Last night, I.. had some heart problems.”
Me: “Like old people heart problems?”
Sean: “No, like.. like a heart attack.”
[long pause]
Me: “Well is everything okay?”
Sean: “Look Lance, I’ve been through so much sh**, you wouldn’t even understand the pain I’ve felt my life.”
“I’ve gone through 2 open-heart surgeries, a transplant, bypass surgery.. all that sh**”

[Then I forgot what happened after that but I remember waking up with a bagel in one hand and a lighter in the other]

I think I tried to talk about what happened with him, but he was pretty pissed off because of the doctors and stuff. I guess since he had to sign himself out, he must’ve been worried about something from the hospital. Maybe, idk.

Or maybe he didn’t have health insurance. Or he’s really fooling me and is actually a 85-year old no-lifer who STILL plays maple. Either way, I don’t like old people.

Well, I guess that’s all for tonight.

~Lance

“I just love it when amateurs sing the lyrics.. but I HATE baseball cards.”