Panda Times

[h]Please read it, I put a lot of effort into this >_>[/h]I’m sorry, this isn’t LunarPanda. But, this is about pandas though! Not much of it :

Ooo, and I’m guessing not a lot of people are on MMOT now because of school, huh? Mine starts in 4 days from now.

You might be wondering what happened to my character’s hair on the picture. No, not the old dude, the topless one. You see, my friend, William.. he’s very very very addicted to the game, KartRider and always loses to me and always buying Gash points (it’s like NX points) buying better, faster, and expensive cars. Even though he bought this really really fast car, he lacks the skills of drifting. im teh pwnz0rs @ drifftign lolololz

Anyway, he bought this new car for 269 Gash (269 gash = 269 NT = around 8.80 dollars). I lost him a couple times because he was too wussy to play the drift maps, instead, playing the really really boring and waaaaayyy too easy maps. HE SUCK. He was so proud of himself that he beat me…. once.

WHATEVER, not the point. He bought the car and left 49 Gash points left in there. So I spent 45 Gash points to buy the Gachapon-like Gachapon thing, I got a Blue Stud Pants. Cleric + Thief clothes = GIVE IT AWAY!! The dude didn’t even thank me. And then the other 25 points was to the random Kerning hair salon thingy.

I GOT A FREAKIN’ TOBEN!!!

Yeah, pretty. Let me explain who shr4nghae.. whatever her name is. Her name is Mary, one of the people who was in the Pyracross guild and played Global with me and stuff. Good times.. I persuaded her with the DID U NOE DAT UR NX ITMES DOSNT EXPIERE??!, WE GOTS MRE MAPZ ND MOER MONSTERZ LOLOLZ, U CN SELL UR CASH ITEMS BAK FR 30% REFUND!!11!!, and the HARDLY ANY1 PQs AT OUR TYM!!!11

.. really, dead serious, not lying.

We had lots of fun while in Maple Island! OOOO and we received the same colored headband too. That’s all the pictures of us.

WELL ERMMM. I finally found my way to the Taiwan Night Market map; the music was really nice, sounded like some instrumental from some singer in Taiwan. But yeah, i liek it lololz. I fought one of the Toy-grabbing machine monsters, they shat like 6 tiny Pepes plushies. You know, I was walking around the REAL Taiwan night market and they actually had MapleStory monsters in them! However I didn’t wanted to play with them because the controller thingy was very very dirty, as if someone shoved it up their ass. I’m sorry, that was disgusting.

It took me like 3 freakin’ hours just to kill those tiny Pepes, because…

Another picture I wanted to show.. La’ Goste. I don’t even know what that is.

[h]TEH PANDAZ LOLOLZ[/h]
I was at the Orbis ticket place, the ticket guy said go talk to this dude. Walking and walking I thought “What the crap, don’t I need a ticket or something?” At the end of the way, I saw this gigantic stork. I double-clicked the stork and click yes, blah whatever and holy crap! I lost 6,000 mesos and I’m riding on a stork. Remember that time when we were being carried by storks? Yeah, the birds and bees are just a myth.

Okay, after the one minute ride.. Another holy crap! I’m in… err.. I don’t know the English name so I’m gonna name it myself! I’ll name it.. Very Stereotypical Asian-like Panda Town!

Settings: Very Asian
Music: Waaaaay Asian
NPC: Very Fictional Asian
Monsters: Wtf

Before I explain the monsters; look at the place! It looks sooo Asian! I mean, it looks like one of those fairy tales I read when I was a little kid!

As for the monsters.. ancient mobile targets. Okay, first. Targets are immobile like plants and secondly, that’s the only monster in the map. Now, that’s not the wtf part. The real wtf part is the monster map at the left side, the practicing targets are at the right.

I saw clown-wannabe squirrels on nuts, Cute running porcupine things, Leaping dears, Afroed snakes, and Peach thieving monkeys that throws peaches in your face.

I don’t remember any of that in the tales. Doesn’t matter anyway, at least I liked the Afroed Snakes and the Peach Monkeys.

And then and then, I went to the end of the rode, and there was this arrow pointing to the hole, I jumped down and I went to More-Azn-than-the-previous-town Town.

Over there, I saw A Crocodile carrying a white carrot thing with a bird riding on it’s head and this Cat bowl thing with this really cute Nazi carrot in it.

The really weird thing is.. the Crocodile with the bird and white carrot. The crocodile vomited a feather at me; how often do you see a crocodile vomit a feather?

Overall, the trip was very nice.

15 thoughts on “Panda Times”

  1. EvilStranger said: “I’ve never seen Borat before.”

    Lucky…

    omg look what Ganzi showed me!………
    ellispisesess… s
    …………………………
    Those porcupine things are making the same face right back at you. O_o
    That toben is very unfortunate.

  2. My school is in 15 days. And I play the english KartRider and I want the real thing to come out already! I also play Audition. And Maple Story. And thats all.

  3. Hey, Max, you can be MMOT’s inside-man to everything Tawainese, ‘cuz like, you’re the only one that plays it? ;O

    KARTRIDER! The English version needs to come outta Closed Beta… -.-

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