That’s right yo! I play Mabinogi.

What is it? An MMORPG, no friggin’ duh

Good thing about this game is that it’s original. One of the bad thing is you can have -99.9 EXP. (Yes, you have to countless times to get there)

Anyway, today I went to Dungeon PQ… (It’s like MapleStory PQ, you can go in whenever you want according to what type of item you contribute to get in. Can be a Solo Dungeon PQ) …with my friend and we OWNAGED-ED all those annoying ass Rat Man. They always wait until you change your attack into something else and then attack you. Damn you Rat People!

Once we got to the Boss, it was the (I don’t know English name) Levitating-boulders-that-forms-into-a-human-like-body-for-not-god-damn-reason-and-roars-like-an-elephant-when-you-hit-it Boss. 巨魔像 for short
ollololo if u jst reed dat den u gt a c00kie ollolololo

After we annikabelled it.. No wait, annihilated the skeleton minions, my partner told me that the Levitating-boulders-that-forms-into-a-human-like-body-for-not-god-damn-reason-and-roars-like-an-elephant-when-you-hit-it Boss’s weakness was fire and immune to ice and thunder (lightning).

WITH GREAT CONFIDENCE AND COURAGE I STEPPED UP AND ..I don’t have any fire skill…

Him: =口=”

Sitting on the floor whimpering like your mom (just kidding) sucking my thumbs like your mom (kidding again) thinking how the hell do I kill that mutha f.. like your mom (self explanatory). Thus I picked up my daggers and charged up lightning skill and fired.

1, the red number damage above it’s massive body.

I died.

After I opened my Help-Me-Revive-pliz feather sign. The boss starts to scream like an elephant. I WSA LIEK WTF?!

And then yeah, I went to buy fire skill book after collecting the prize reward money and items.