[G] A Flashy Title

Hey! G also stands for “gangster” or otherwise known as “gangstuhh!”

So the title was suppose to be A Gangsterized Flashy Title. You know how gangsters have all those shiny bling-blings? Yeahh.

So a title with shiny bling-blings.

Also, please note that that IS my character name, as most of you know..

You know, I can’t stop looking at this sheep. There’s something about that picture that really catches my attention: the grass looks sexy.

So anyway.

I began my journey after I got job advancement into a Bandit. I mean uh, Assassin.

Then me and my friend, Stephen went onto the Orbis ship and went to Orbis (duh) and then we went to that Fourth Job place. Which I call it, Gigantic Egg Forest. Also abbreviated as G.E.F. I can’t think of any funny acronyms, sorry.

So me and Stephen, Stephen and I, we went to explore! I passed by Beetles, then Steel Armored Beetles, Tugboating Birds, and then we finally got to the place where that Maple 4th job video on Youtube showed the pros trained! Oh oops, for got the link.

We passed by a hacker.

Okay, let me explain about the hackers in Taiwan.
Regularly, anyone can just go onto websites such as gamersneedz.com and ask for the codes for hacking, right? Well, that’s Global. In Taiwan, people sells the hacks, the hacks are often purchased by money makers. Those money makers buys the hacks and trains the character to a certain level (usually around level 14X) and then sell it to other gamers for a high price, usually around 700 NT, or 31 US dollars. You can also find these type of people botting in internet cafes; internet cafes in Taiwan lets you use hacks.

Which is why when I come across one, I ask stuff from them!

After meeting hacker #1, we found the Hidden-Street for the Fourth Job Advancement place!

Then Stephen had to log out because he had to do his essay which mine was due today which was why I had time to type this and I continued to explore the rest of the place myself! I saw some Horny Humpback Turtles with Arnold Schwarzenegger Arms and Gigantic Lizards with Swords wearing George of the Jungle’s pants.

Soon, I got to the ice place with the dragons. The dragons look cool, but then they’re all the same in terms of design. Repetitive.
I really did like the background music, it was like Lord of the Rings sort of tone, but better as in the feeling.

I politely greeted the red dragons and after I took a screen shot of my politeness, one of the dragons got suck down by another hacker! Which also means I got some stuff from the hacker! Buwahahaha!!!

And now I don’t really have anything to say anymore.

And I saw this cute baby dragon

But then they’re actually strong deadly ass mothertugboaters

So yeah, I died. ….. Again, passing by hacker#1 and seeing this really cool sheepy

Blah blah blah passing byhacker#3..

As I finally got to the end of the thing to see the 3 headed dragon thingy. The friggin’ NPC Lizard man with a mask reduced my HP by half and sent back to the top.

What the hell.

Part 2 coming up

13 thoughts on “[G] A Flashy Title”

  1. Gah. I dun wanna post a comment, because I injured my finger during PE today and it hurts a lot

    But that was funnee.

  2. The sheep looks like a cross-breed from a lucida and a sheep from shanghai. A very bad cross breed.
    And the dragon NPC, I think I can roughly translate.
    “OMGWTH! It is a human! NO [censored] human can get past me. Scram. Shoo shoo. Go home.”
    Except without the OMGWTH and [censored].

  3. Lawl. I prollly couldn’t even make it that far into those maps over here at SEA; my HP is just teh suxx0rs. >>;

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