Wow, it’s been like 8 months since I played it! Didn’t get hack.. surprisingly.

I logged back on MS in my previous position of Kerning City. Before I logged on, there was this advertisement saying that there was this new map! Some carrot pirate theme map, I don’t know, but it sounded interesting and random. Sooooo I went to Ellinia to see if I can take the ship there, but no, can’t.

Too bad, you fail, your friends are dead
your pets are being skinned alive
you fail at life
everyone hates you
you’re going to hell
live with it

GAME OVER

*emos*

Heh heh, Angry Video Game Nerd is funny.

Anyway, I saw this really gothic NPC thinking if it’ll let me go to the new map, I overlapped the NPC so I accidentally double clicked myself. Found out they added a personal information section. I put myself as Leo and wanted to vomit on your face.

I was in all white for some reason [1].. Anyway.. I went back to PQ; t’was like 2am here. I was the only PQ party around, So I did it about one hour and finally leveled.

And then like, after 3 freakin’ hours later, I finally added 3 points to heal.

I found some cool Gash items in the Cash shop as well.
[h][/h][h][/h]

I went over to the shopping mall in Taipei 101!! Liekomgsecks, StarPotion had awesome potions too! I liked the Chocolate Frappachino Potion (Just kidding). As I walked down the lane, I dodged Killer perfume. Seriously, people just abandons their perfume on the floor, man. It’s shoving your loving dog into a unicorn’s asshole, that’s just ebil..

Yeah, who knew perfume could be so deadly. They don’t do anything even if you attack it, I got 980 damage just from touching the perfume. It makes no sense. I could imagine myself going like 300 miles per hour and then crash into the oversized perfume and die from having glass going into my mouth and cutting my head in half and guts spraying everywhere and cannibals comes out nowhere and eats my gut. But simply touching and die is just ridiculous. And guess what, after you kill them, they come out of their glass spray thing or whatever and be like “wtf noob”.

I never got too far from the place because the stupid perfume are so small that your chat thing and your hotkeys has to be lowered to avoid them; they’re just well blended into the background like Goby Houses in Aqua Road, but only smaller and deadlier. I was pretty bored with the place then went over to the Subway, paid 2000 Mesos and stood in this subway train. I stood there thinking that I was suppose to wait for the train to go, but no, I was suppose to go through the portal, going to XiMenDing myself by foot. But it’s okay, the monsters there was awesome.. well, there was only one monster, but whatever, it’s still good.

Walking around Xi Men Ding and I saw JAY CHOU.

LIEK OMG
*Girls screaming*

…

*Gay guys screaming*

Err..

*Middle aged mothers screaming*

I forgot my way to the Night Market map, I think I was suppose to go through this door or something, don’t remember. The Zombie Lupins on motorcycles were cool, but what the crap, they’re not undead? Can’t hit em’ with heal!

Last but not least… My favorite picture taken..
THIS DUDE RIDING ON A PIG

Still trying to figure out how to get the pig..