Back for more? I knew you’d be. I’m just magnetic like that. *cough*

Aaaanyway, you may have noticed I got a new picture to put up in place of the ol’ Symphonia picture. I just found it sitting in my capture folder, edited it, and bam. Nice jousting picture. Right? Right? Whatever. -_-; The picture really has nothing to do with this blog. But don’t ignore it! That’s mean! Just… pretend it’s Daily Bugle front page material.

This blog is really about me stooping to my brother’s level and becoming a Vagrant once again! (Which I always want to say Magnet in place of.) Then later, about my Mars Mine spelunking expedition. But first, about the Magnet- er- Vagrant thing. Vagorian is who I speak of. He’s level 7, with Erk being level 25. Won’t work. So, I step into the fray as a Merc wannabe and team up with him. Things got off to kind of a… Rocky start. Right. Absolutely no sense of direction.

I noticed during killing Aibatts, one or the other of us gained no EXP. Well crap. That’s kind of counter-effective. So we split up, and after gaining somewhere around 4 levels, I decide to help my dear ol’ brother out by sending Erk to play savior. But not before mocking Vagorian. We have a winner! Bear in mind the “what do we have for her” is a reference to the movie Liar Liar. I’m not confused on my genders. -_-;

So anyway! (I use that phrase too much.) After fetching Erk, I begin to come back from Flarine to see something incredible. Those NPC’s have quite the lungs, eh? That player, too. After getting to the Doridomas (or whatever the heck they are) I slayed the Giant Doridoma in an epic battle, nearly costing me my life at several points! It was a struggle worthy of legend! I perservered for a nerve-wracking 3 minutes or so!

He dropped no loot.

So then, Vagorian and I say our goodbyes as we log out. Fast forward about… a day. No! You went too far! You never turn the VCR off and rewind if it’s a short time! You’ll always go past it! Gimme that! *snatches remote from reader and rewinds perfectly* There.

You all remember my last blog? Some of you might. Remember the “OMG DALLZ PLOX ASSIST PLZ” person? As luck would have it, I run into him in Flarine. Some poor fool invited him into their guild. He’s now in the guild (though undeserving of the title of it) “TheTriforceChronicles.” I even got a picture! It’s my old *cough* friend! I say some poor fool because he’s not the most… respectable or… literate person in Madrigal. I even saw him a few moments later begging someone to get into their guild, that he’d leave his own to come to it. Fortunately, the other guild had a level restriction. Not that the other one wasn’t smart enough to not invite poor wilson here. The other one was literate. (Can you see a pet peeve here?)

So now, fast forward a little more. You know what? Just give me that. *takes remote and fast fowards* So here’s me. I’m in Mars Mine. What am I doing here? Questing! One of each Mutant Nyangnyang and Fefern slain. Now what? Well, my objectives list said “search.” Huh. Descriptive. That means I have to meander around the whole mine finding a certain spot where “search” will appear and I’ll complete it. Let’s say I get distracted by Bangs without noticing 75% of them are aggro. Just… cut to the picture. Didn’t see that coming.

After coming back from Flarine and doing some more exploring, I found something quite creepy. The Mutant Fefern Altar. Roll film! Finally, I find what appears to be the end of the line for this dungeon. However, it’s well guarded by two guards. Again, Roll film!

And so, I escaped with my life. In closing, I have one final picture to show. Apparently, the ground in Madrigal is blessed with speech. Weird. Strange, indeed.

In closing, the last pic is not an edit, just a glitch. All opinions expressed are the author’s only. You can either agree with me, or you can be wrong. And finally, on a very random note, Caps Lock is like the cruise control for “cool.” Even if you have cruise control on, you still have to steer.