[i]
She stood forth her instructor Hellin, excited and face glowing with pride, Now received the blessings.
She was knighted a Shadower.
[/i]

I hit Lv120 again!This time, with Now,my chief bandit.
And boy, spammed like hell (too excited already :3) people must had thought i was mad or something.

And after adding my skills and testing them out, I now understand why bandits are among one of the rarer class.
I will first explain how the MAIN skills work.

Savage blow
Very sexy skill. It is able to hit a mob up to 6 times, and with a Fastest attacking speed dagger, the attacks are continuous .When stacked with a max lv pickpocket,you enjoy 60% chance of a coin dropping out. Since savage is consider a 6hit attack, you have up to x6 chances of having more coins to drop out.

Assaulter
A 1st strike skill, meaning that it will hit whatever mob that spawns first (if you bot),given that you and the mob are in the specific range.(A you should use it skill at bosses e.g. mushmum) It is also used as a teleportation skill, and it can even teleport you to platforms above and below. It’s disadvantages are that it is not extremely bottable ,meaning you have to keep pressing the Assault key every time you want to assult,unlike savage where u can just press and hold and continue attacking. (Its possible that you can bot assult,but u will just keep going forward.)This may cause serious finger aches.

Another thing about Assaulter is that it enables you to play with one hand while you eat/do something for a short period of time, given that you have your pet autopoting for you/you are not killing anything dangerous. Why so?If you are too far away from a mob,just hold assault and wait till the mob comes close enough for you to assault ,and instantly you will be assaulted to the mob within savage blow range. A no nid for right hands to press arrow keys except for the occasion where you have to change direction. You are able to assault a mob from behind you (if you are severely close to the mob) and assault forward to other mobs.
This is only useful if you are killing on a single platform.

When used and aimed properly, you will be able to through the target without being hit by the mob.(Unless the mob is to fat)Despite that the Stun will be dispelled upon close ranged attacks ,(arrowbomb’s stunt will not be dispelled that easily as archers have ranged attacks) do note that it takes a precious split second for you to turn around and re-assault the mob again. During this precious split second, that Stun disables the mob to magically attack you while you turn around. Stun rate is 80% at max level.

PickPocket
Pickpocket is a extremely useful skill that enables you the chance of 60% to drop mesos from the mob when maxed.
But you may think,Hey!The amount is rather puny .Yes, it ranges from 1mesos to gold coins.(The amount that dropped is based on the damage. The more gold coins = the higher your damage)This skill is extremely sadistic when it comes to killing a big bunch of mobs. The damage is higher than band of thieves, considering if you have a mesos pit.
My max bot hits around 2-5k a mob,and can hit a maximum of 6.As for my mesos pit, it is able to dish out about 5k a mob x6 on the same mob as bot and at the same level.

What is a mesos pit?
It is where you gather a mass pit of mesos from pickpocket.When you have a big number of mobs, you simply stop attacking each of them individually and bot mesos explosion till your pit is gone.Do note that every item expiry time is 3min,if the coin is not used for that long, it will disappear .To counter this problem, make sure you refresh your pickpocket before making your mesos pit. (Make 1 mesos pit at a time, this way you can keep track of when all the mesos are going to expire)

Mesos Explosion
A godly skill that damage suppress 4th job skill damages, but at a deadly cost of mesos.It is best used with pickpocket.
This skill enables you to solo train at goby houses once you got mesos guard.(those mobs are 9x)At lv 7x,one is able to lv 2 times with 4hours of 2xexp,1 1/2 times at 8x.It is indeed godly levelling ,but only for the rich.
This skill is also good for bombing mobs while exploring .Simply hit some mobs, hide on a rope, drop some $.Wait and aim, and BOOM.If you aimed properly (jump off the rope as all the mobs you gathered are almost in the same spot) you would had koed all 6. (If you drop the correct amount of $)
A skill is a VIP ticket for you to get into zakum at lower levels before 4th job is out.Bewear,for mapleSEA you have to bomb from your own pocket. That shyt subsided once 4th job was out.

Mesos Guard
My lv 120 shadower has only 3k hp in total, and since she is a fandit and have 33 base str,she has an additional 100 hp.
So, my estimate hp range for lv 120 shadowers should be 2.8-3k hp in total.

OMG so little?Gunboss touch is 4.8k damage. Hermits have been training on him since 7x due to their ranged attacks.Dits cant touch him at that lv.That is so freaking unfair right?
Dits are close combat attackers, frequently being bumped into mobs.How the hell does one deal with all that pain? The answer to that is Mesos guard.

Mesos guard subs 50% of all damage at all levels, meaning that you will be hurt with only 1/2 of the damage.(You get hit by something and -1k hp,but with mesos guard, you will be dealt with 500 damage)Where does the other 1/2 of the damage go?It goes into your pocket.
Considering in this situation, you get hit by a mob @ 1k damage:
MG at lv 1,subs 90% of that 50% damage into mesos,meaning that you get hit and deal only 50% of the damage to your hp,while the other 50% goes into your pocket where you will be paying 90% of that 50% damage = 450 mesos deducted.
MG at lv 20,subs 78% of the damage with mesos,meaning you pay 390 mesos instead of 450 mesos.

You will be saying,OMG NAO I NOT GONNA MAX THIS SKILL AT ALL!
Dits have very little hp,and with mg,your hp becomes double.Take it that my shadower has 5k hp with hyperbody.With mg,she is able to wistand up to 9,999 damage.(If its a 10k damage she will die due to 0 hp)
And from the case scenaro above,1 mesos = 1hp/2mesos = 1mp in terms of potions.If you were to get hit without mg and pot a 1k pot,you would had spent 1k.With max mg,you would have to pot 500hp+390mesos = 890hp/809mesos.Dont think that that amount is very little, remember that you get hit very often.

Band of Thieves
Aka BOT.
This skill enables you to summon 5 attackers to help you attack, along with your own attack. = 6 It is the first mass attack skill given and it is useful for collecting/killing a big crowd of mobs. It is rather pointless if there were under 4mobs to attack, using savage or assault would had been better.
It should be used to lure big mobs when bombing.

Assassinate
To use it,simiply cast darksight and then press the Assassinate skill.
It attacks the enemy 4 times, the 1st 3 hits are continuous. The 4th attack a critical rate. The longer Dark-Sight the higher the damage.
The disadvantage is when in darksight,you loose your haste, and is best use as a 1st attack hit.(to avoid being hit by magic attacks while in darksight)It is very vurnable to run around in darksight with magic attacking mobs.Another disadvantage is that the 4th attack will not come out if the 1st 3 attacks had aready killed the mob,however the 4th attack motion will still be played.(Means u do the 4th attack hit but no damage comes out)The 4th attack is like assaulter ,it suddenly rushes your char into the mob.If you get knocked back too far away, your 4th attack may not be able to strike.

Boomerang Step
A hellish useful ranged skill that enables you to hit 2 mobs twice at lv 1, and hits up to 4 mobs at max level. The big disadvantage is that it has a 1-2second (depending on your dagger type) delay. Very useful for luring mobs far away to you. Do note that if you are too close to the edge of the map/on a small platform where there are no other platforms nearby, the bs cannot work. If aimed on time, one can avoid magic attacks. (You are invulnerable when using this skill!)Boomerang is able to stun mobs.

Smoke Shell
Though I added 3sp into bs/ass/venom,I will be adding 1 ss when I lv again.
Base on comments in the forums, it is used rather for saving people.
Nothing to comment on it for now.

So why are bandits so rare?
Dits burn a lot of money on potions, and they are unable to ks as fast as hermits. They also do not really have good/fast ranged attacking skills, unlike the dk.Base on experience a lv 128 ice n light arch mage is able to ks and a shadower with his infrit and blizzard, and even though that shadower has much better equips then the mage.
Bias? Severely YES.
Shadower VRS InL Arch Mage in a map.
Why can that mage win? One blizzard in the mage’s element can do around 30k,even worst it’s a aoe skill. But that mage would have to spam a lot of pots, but during a ks war, who wouldn’t go to the extreme? Plus there’s infinity which gives off free mana for a period of time.
Shadower VRS InL Arch Mage at boss.
The mage is able to summon a infrit to help him attack,dealing 10k+ damages.To make it even more disturbing, that infrit attacks are 1st strike, and it can hit multiple mobs at at once.
The shadower,has only assaulter for a 1st strike attack, and doesn’t have any summoning objects to help.
Shadower VRS Overall Jobs.
Mage skills are long in range,+ they have teleport that allows them to reach the mobs in a instant .Assassinate is not a suitable ksing skill due to charging time. Boomerang only allows a maximum of 4 mobs to be hit, and with the cost of a 1-2 second delay period. Mobs are almost long gone or half dead by the time the shadower reaches them.

Hermits may be the best ksers overall, but their skillbooks are hard to hunt. Furthermore, their attacks still remain almost the same, with more supportive skills instead. A Shadower has more new skills but only 1 critical attack.

Warriors obviously have more damage then Shadowers,but they lack speedy attacks that make up for with haste if in a party.

Incendiary,the compilation II

*Some random confusion over one incendiarian whether if that person was a guy or girl. Till someone called me a ham D: *

Now: Y m I a ham? 0_o
Gastropoda: Hams are hammy
PbSO4: Soil u go rape bah,,
Gastropoda: …
PbSO4: Later u die
Gastropoda: Why are we having this conversation lol
PbSO4: I have no idea
Guild Notice: All rape PbSO4!
PbSO4: ARGH!
Gastropoda: HEY
Darky543: I have rape.
Now: SILVER!
Gastropoda: HE’S MINE >O
Now: have fun fuggin him then 0_o
Gastropoda: >O
Darky543: in bed
Gastropoda: …
Darky543: ./imagines
Now: *ss taken*
Gastropoda: sometimes you guys can be so crude ._.
Now: IMAGINE DARKY NUDE!
PbSO4: *ignoring guild chat*
*some other things which I fail 2 ss D:*
darky543: IMAO
Soil: Walao
Now: That DAM FUNNY
Soil: Eona noe so much
Now: LAW
Soil: Relli ham
Darky543: ./beteonaisntvirgine.
Gastropoda: Ham?
Now: This is wad hpns when you zk 4 so long ._.’’ ./guildexpel (typeinignhere)
CasHtOot megas: Ebaka I dunno wad to megalol
Now: Baka some1 tokin 2 u!
darkty543: its xbakakitten ret@rd
Now: Still baka :3
darky543: Eona you’re charlie
Soil: ./guildexpel now
Now: I aint a guy you banana 0_O
Soil: ./guildexpel now
darky543: Shutup charlie
darky543: Silver is mudkip
Gastropoda: …
Darky543: pbso is ash ketchum
Now: LOL HA
Gastropoda: *Ignores guildchat too*
Now: Baka is a banananana
darky543: Saint is a bob.
Now: b anana b a n a n ana
Soil: eona also banana
Now: bananas in pajaymas,are runnin down e stairs
Darky543: Shhutup Charlie
Now: thn blab la bla I 4got le LOL (referring to song)

20 Questions
Now asks silver to guess the title of her comic.
It is maplestory related,and if you can guess it before the end of those 20 questions here,you get a uhhh *grabs* free purple underwear!

Question 1:Is it edible?
No
Question 2:Is it a living thing?
Nope
Question 3:Can it be found in maplestory?
It’s a maplestory comic darling so yes
Question 4:Is it a weapon?
It depends *thinks* but not really
I lost the ss from question 5 – 11 >O but heres what I can remember anyway
Question: Is it a muffin?
No
Question:Is it me?
NO
Question 10: Is it something you can sit on?
No it will burn ur butt.
Question 11: Is it huge?
Nope
Question12: Is it found in the lava dungeons?
Nope
Question13: Is it your dragon > >
Nope
Question:14 Is it something to do with fire?
Yup
Question15: Is it your emotional icon?
Nope
Question16: Can it be use to cook stuff?
Hmm I check dictionary

Question:Is it Incendiary?
D:
Well,everyone gets confused over the meaning.The dictionary part was a dead giveaway.

One should not play with guild notices
Guild Notice: Spear is nude!
darky543: LOL spear
Guild Notice: Eon is nude wif****in serted
Guild Notice: darky543:Imagine spear NUDE!
darky543: Lets just say eona isn’t virgine =0
Soil: Cahgne guild notice: Soil is pro
Guild Notice: Soil is a girl.
Soil: F5
Guild Notice: Soil is a pro (as if)
Guild Notice: Soil is a prota
Soil: =.=’’’’’’’’’’’’
darky543: Eona is ghey.
Soil: Agree
Soil: + ham
darky543: +pie,possessed one
Guild Notice: Wedding between darky543 and spearfuries is about to start in the cathedrial at channel 15
Soil: Hahaz
SpearFuries: LOL

[i]You know,I am well know for asking weird questions before recruiting someone into the guild.Yar yar I am very particular to who enters Incendiary.Such questions are:
Heys do you wan a guild?
If yes,ask: what kind of guild do you want? If no say: ok ty
What to say if reply is:A friendly/funny one = do you online regulary?
What to say if reply is:A pro one = say oh nvm ty
What to say if reply is:A friendly active one = we are friendly but active n dead randomly

If the person passes,he joins the guild and will be greeted by
‘Welcome to incendiary!Ranked via activeness not lv.You are not allowed to track any members in any pq withough their permission.[/i]

SpearFuries tells eon that this guy wanted a guild.He tells the guy those questions I specify.Upon the ‘What kind of guild do you want?’ question.the response was ‘I wan a female guild’ (that guy is a male btw)

0_o

Dying
lollipop91: zzz lag =.=
SpearFuries: Hope you die Xd JKK
Lollipop91: _I_
SpearFuries: zzzzzz
Lollipop91: I rly did.
Now: wahs
SpearFuries: LOL

Eon promised silverfx a reward if she guessed the title of her comic and drops the price,20 mesos..A guy later comes and…
wwwwww3wwwv: Pardon my love bird
SilverFx: ? what?
Now: Theres a hunk standing near u talking flirty language,go flirt back with him
SilverFx: 0_O … u flirt la
Now: I married le
SilverFx: …
Wwwwww3wwwv: Silver kiss
SilverFx: Nuu
Now: HA
SilverFx *Shrugs*
Now: 1mesos a questioni
SilverFx: … lol kay,so even when i m poor n destitute I will forever keep the 20 mesos
Now: I CHANGE MY MIND
SilverFx: 0_o?
Now: I WAN IT BACK D:
SilverFx: LOL

There was a general notice in game saying that the card code is unavailable for maplesea players (referring to the tccg codes) Someone asks what the notice mean and Eona answers it.Spear did not know what is a tccg …
MageDeErzie: U mean trading game?That picture?

A discription of me
”The guild leader of Incendiary, Aquila, this particular specimen of nubcake displays abnormal amounts of craziness, guarding her underground horde of omg$$$ jealously from all intruders. The torture she inflicts upon her long-suffering guildies are horrific beyond description, but it is a sad fact that we all still love her too much to assassinate her. She is also a great practitioner of R.A.N.T. (Really Angry Nag Times). Be wary if you should cross her path during one of her R.A.N.T. sprees, because she might just impale you with her gigantic plastic fork”
Thank you very much silver!i LOVE the discription! ROX ON!

Free plastic forks!
Have fun killing people with them.