Well it took me awhile,but i finally got it.
Over the past few days,i collected SSes of Incendiary craping about.
Why?
Most of it is pretty funny,so i am sharing the joy of laughter with you all. ^^

Now,aka Eon is traning with Lollipop91 at Red Wyverns.Both of them had been there for a long long time and was kinda board. =@ represents Lolli
Now: (Complains about how she has lost 12million mesos on repoting in less then one day traning at red wyverns though their exp is godly.) I am burning pots like meat in a bbq > >
=@ :meat on bbq takes very long to cook
Now:We are the ‘Meat’,and the wyverns are the ‘bbq’ and once we get cooked = die.
=@ : XD ure are the half cooked meat.I am still raw-
Now:I am aready medium rare > >
Silver and some other guild mates thus continued the chat by discussing how we like our steak done.
One says he likes it raw 0_O

SilverFx: I have your lvl 5x armour only it’s female.
PbSO4: =.=
SilverFx: Change gender nao!
Now: GHEY!
PbSO4: well,i am barbie arnt i?
SilverFx: ^^
Now: Omg ss taken n will be posted on mmo
SilverFx: …?
SilverFx: Zombie barbie quack
PbSO4: u have not seen my face
Now: u look like barbie?
PbSO4: Its so ….. barbie like
Now: LAW
SilverFx: but i think it’s cute XD

Something not related to incendiary.
Oh and i forgot her name and then relised i got a ss of it later on ><
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Somegirl: heys now can your dragon talk?
Now: *is ignoring her*
Somegirl: OI
Somegirl: OI
Somegirl: OI
Now: *gets pissed over a stupid question*
Now: /pet Somegirl is a ghey.
Now continues spamming that till Somegirl relises
Somegirl: Bad dragon!OI!
Now continues spamming in amusment that she does not know that a pet cant talk on its own > >
Now: /pet Somegirl is a les.Bewear
Somegirl: OI!Make your pet stop!
(Till the end of the plane ride she still didnt understand that it was I who was playin with her 0_O)

Now is traning again at red wyverns with =@ when lolli leveled again.The whole of incendiary knows and is jealous of his UBVER FAST LEVELING RATE
Text not exact at the front bit.
=@ Levels.
Now: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
Now: Die you lolli!
*Missing random text about how incendiary should kill him because he levels too fast*
nAhnak68: tmd i almost died
SilverFx: lol ><
XxEmJaYxX: I would die for you if you died XD
Now: i 2day died 2 times le

ArlVlageddon: ARGH i died
(We were discussing about dying when someone died.That wasnt the 1st time it happened)

ClericAngie: LOL
Now: 0_o
nAhnak68: Lol suay you (suay means unlucky)
=@: i die dunno how many times at lv 120 0%
Arlvlageddon: heng,noob easy come back de,lol (heng means phew)
Now: i died 2 times le > > cos i tired
PbSO4: Grats to all who died! XD
SilverFx: XD
Now: posb,i see the grim reeper bside u 0_O
SilverFx: D: *Drags posb away*
Now: Bside posb nt u silv
PbSO4: ARHGGG!!

(Pbso4 was nickednamed posb after a local singapore bank the moment he joined incendiary.the nickname sticks to him like glue )

[i]SpearFuries askes the guild on where a lv 50 spearman should train.
Now gives some serious suggestions and as always,the ‘you can train on red snails suggestion’ as well.He soon asks us about a sg mob called Truckers.[/i]
Now: nv trained there in my life either.
PbSO4: Trucker is for wad lv de?
SpearFuries: 5x can train dere le,your lv should be can (refering to posb)
Now: 5x but very pain
SpearFuries: Who wan train wif me in trucker
SpearFuries: Wait,what is a trucker.How does it look like
Now: LOL
ClericAngle: lol
SpearFuries: How does it look like
Now: LOOK LIKE TRUCK DARLING
SpearFuries: ok thx
Now: oh yar
PbSO4: trucker? change tr to F
Now: i day b4 hit horntail >D
SpearFuries: LOL
Now: LOL
SpearFuries: LOL

We were having a gpq that day when several members were there early and was bord.
darky543: lets make eona horny.
StephenZZZ: 0.O
Now: ha
darky543: hentai hentai hentai (it means japaneese animie p0rn or something)
Gastropoda aka silver: 0_0
Now: If i not horny how?
darky543: o.o
Now: i win n u give me 5million mesos as prize
darky543: then go watch some hentai
Now: 5,000,000 (darky is know for changing the M for million into something else)
Now: no $ no talk
darky543: no,you are horny.horny horny horny.
Now: no $ no talk
darky543: omg!imagine spear nude! =o =o =o
darky543 SPEAR AHH!
SpearFuries: P0RN GUY LOL
Now: ./obvilious
darky543: Imao.
Gastropoda: *scared*
darky543: =D fear the legendary spear

A not funny one.
Now and =@ were traning at bone fish when a priest came.They partied him and awhile later he requests to join the guild
Now and =@ questions him on what kind of guild he is seeking.
A pro one/choingster one/friendly one/helpfull one.
The moment he said he wanted a friendly one,Now tells him that the guild dosnt help people to ks in times of need unless they were willing to.
The priest added,that he wanted a active one.
Incendiary was alive and dead at random moments.
At that point of time,only 4 were online.
Now in guild chat:=@ i bet you 49,999 that he will quit in under 2 weeks (seeing upon how lolli was convinced that he would like the guild)
Now: if you loose,you give me 49,999.if i win,u give me 49,999.
The bet was set n the priest was invited.
After a warm friendly welocome,the 1st thing that came out of his foul mouth was ‘got noob inside’
After awhile,Now decides that he is too haolien (proud) and expells him.
Now in guild chat: =@ i win the 50k.he comfirm under 2 weeks out de.
Priest:starts boasting about how ‘pro’ his staff is and bla bla bla which pissed =@ off.

BoiiNGal megas@ BL ADD!!!!! Delete BoiiNGal and add BoiiVSGal T_T NOW!NOW! (its 3 megas actually)
Rotikiamm: someone calling you eona =x
Now: ?
Rotikiamm: JK the mega
Now: Chey (means lol)
Now: a roti
Rotikiamm: yes?
Now: alot of pppl at kopidiam ordering u 0_o
(Kopidiam is a local phrase for ‘food court’.Roti is a short form for Roti Prata which is a Indian pastry that looks like a crepe but its savoury and is eatten in curry/suger/egg.)
Rotikamm: =x
SpearFuries: LOL

XBAKAkitten aka darky543,a guy: i dont wear panties. =o
Now: Shemale (i usually tease him that way.its either hes a ghey or a shemale or a nubpie)
Rotikiamm and SpearFuries: Lol
XBAKAkitten: and i think eona dosnt,considering her 15 second record.
(I am female and i am able to run to the toilet pee and come back in under 15 seconds)
Now: Law
SpearFuries: LOL
Now: i run 2 the toilet darling,run.ppl run toilet so slow de meh?
SpearFuries: Kinda if it was eon =x jk
XBAKAkitten: *strip* *timer* *run+pee* *stop timer* WOOT 15 SECONDS.
Now: LAW
SpearFuries: LOL
SintClawz: LAWL
Now: strip all ur cloths run n pee in a shoppin mall >D
XBAKAkitten: =o

Spear was chatting with Now about her all girl’s school and Now was talking about trends such as the comb trend
Now talks about how her school was so caught up in this mirror trend.
During classes,it was a common sight to see girls combing their hair/lookin at their face at their minature pocket mirrors.
Gastropoda: I RMB relieving this class and like this girl was combin her hair throught the ENTIRE LESSION
SpearFuries: LOL
Gastropoda: ONE WHOLE HOUR
SpearFuries: LOL!!
Now: that 1 siao (siao means crazy)
Rotikiamm: zzz
Gastropoda: combcombcombcomb
SpearFuries: Then wad u do
Gastropoda: ask her do alegbra also dont want
Now: later comb till no hair
Gastropoda: combcombcombcomb nothing lol her prob
SpearFuries: LOL
PbSO4: lolzz
Gastropoda: no hw to hand up,her teacher’s prob.i ‘m only the relief XD
SpearFuries: LOL nice attertude
XBAKAkitten: her dandraffs would form the alphabets.
Now: HA
Gastropoda: XDXD

Now and the guild were discussing about when and where we should have gpq when suddenly
XBAKAkitten: BECAUSE THE EVIL CLOWN IN THE BATHTUB IS GOING TO GET YOU!
XBAKAkitten: NUUUU THE EVIL LOLLIPOP IN THE TOILET BOWL WILL KILL YOU TONIGHT
Gastropoda: whut T_T
Now: y is he in the toilet bowl?
Gastropoda: yeah why?
XBAKAkitten: because i threw him in there duh.
=@: zz
XBAKAkitten continues to elobrate on why lollipop was in the toilet bowl but i didnt manage to ss it ><”

baka aka darkt543/ XBAKAkitten is bord therefore he makes a list up.Text in here is not actual but somewhere there
Baka: i know 3 famouse phrases of eona.
1.’_I_ teh legendiary finger!’ (thats a middle finger)
2.’You wan to die arh?’
3. (i forgot >o)

Now:you forgot 2 more
4.HA
5.(also forgoten >o)

Alright enought laughing.
Time to turn green!

Horntail

I was hunting items to finish makin a potion that would grant me accese to horntail and i did.
To make that potion,you need a corian dagger,corian marrow,skull shoulder pad,mannon’s cry and dragonskins.
The mannon’s cry is dropped by mannon ( like DUH)
The marrow is a quest item.
To get the corian dagger,you need to get a busted one,then refine it at the weapon refinery @ leafre town for a mith and steel plate.
The skull shoulder pad is a common ect.
Dragonskins are drop by all wyverns.
After collecting the items,return to i4gothernamefemale npc and give her the items.
BEAR IN MIND THAT YOU WILL AUTOMATACALLY TURN INTO A GREEN CORIAN AND FOOL THE GREEN CORIAN GUARD INTO LETTING YOU ENTER THE CAVE OF LIFE.
I was about to clear that quest w8 knowing that the potion would automatacally take effect when this guy came and frantically ask me if i had the 5 items required for horntail.
I said i did and i was partied by 4th job advancement people who were huntin for their 4th job skillbooks.
And so we changed together into green cornians!
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We entered in and got lost doing the stages and then someone died therefore the quest could not continue.
I went to buy ppc while waiting for a replacement with the 5 required items to come and we redo the quest again.

You will enter a room with green corians which will drop a magic key to the 1st room.5 of the 6 people enter the portal.One remains outside.

The 5 enters the next room and kill all the mobs inside (they are dragon mobs) and collect a key to the next room.
Dop the key in the black hole near the portal to the next map.The black hole will teleport the key to the outside map to the person who is outside and clears the stage.
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The other stages are the same,only the mobs get more powerfull.

Once that is done,you are teleported back into the begining map,then into another map with this strange plant.
IF I AM NOT WRONG,hitting it can make it turn off and on like a light.Turn it off and somehow you will be teleported into a dark map with limited visibility.Hit all boxes and kill all mobs to head out to the next stage.This stage is for warriors (sth like that) to get some special water to clear their quest.
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Be in chn8,register in the squad and voila!
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Two of my party members died,while i survived.
I was taking a peek down the map while i suddenly got… Seduced by the horntail.
Thank god i was on the rope,or i would had died.
The Seduce has the power to control your character,by
-making it jump up and down
-unable to pot
-make it run left
-make it run right (and you know wad happens after that)
Luckly hanging on the rope saved my life.Till i got knock off and jump ran left all thanks to the seduce.
I couldnt pot!And i was about to die.
Thank god for the jumping seduce.The bishop above healed himself just as i jumped up and received heal.
In the end the both of us survivors went out.but hey man
IT WAS SERIOUSELY AWSOME!
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Two shops
Its a common sight to see shops bearing <3(Guildnamehere) at the bottom of their shop titles.
Many of such shops belong to trader guilds.
I opened 2 shops for fun yesterday,one to sell scrolls and the other expensive equipment that i put at even higher prices because i wanted people to l/o for them.
Now’s shop –> When? <3Incendiary
When’s shop (which is my other character) –> Now? <3Incendiary
Isnt it cute!I buy a 2nd shop if there is another spot bside now’s original shop.
And then i overslept,and failed to reset both shops > < (they were bought almost at the same timeming)
Oh well,i managed to sell off my cromi at least,and interesting enought the buyer didnt bother to bargain for it.
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Oh well,
*throws you in the toilet bowl as well for some unknow reason*