9 thousand assults

Whats the 1st thing that comes to your mind when you read the title?
9 thousand assults?
You mean beating people up?
Well,think agan.
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Captain Lancada
Or whatever his name is.
I take about 500k or less to bomb-kill him,using 2222 sacks of mesos.
Results:
1st try:Some lame lv 90 female top and pots
2nd try:A casa crow (i always wanted one) wa89 spd 10 ._.
Spending 1million on bombing him was kinda ok,
the light ect is worth around 100k when you npc it and i earn back from the drops.
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Aniway he inspired me to buy some over 3-4k red essences to do the quest
(You need 300 red essences and kill 300 mr anchor to get a white essence to summon him,and only one white essence could be hold per char)
(1 white essence could be sold for 500k,while i bought 1 red essence for 200 each,and killing the 300 mr archor bit takes less then 5mins [they respawn HELL fast])

Griffey!
The leafree boss.
I was out hunting for one when i walked into chn13’s map and suddenly a griffey spawned before my eyes.
I was kinda unlucky as i had my dark sight on,and the thing stunned and killed me upon sight. D:
Since i was at 0%,why not kill it?
I used my 2.5m fortune ticket that increases hp and died ._.
Surprising i could hit the griffey.
After 1 particullar death (yes i died many times) this hermit saw me respawning in town and asked me to show him my savage damage.I,was in a hurry to run back to MY PRECIOUESS griffey so i asked him to follow me,not saying to where.
The guy was kinda stupid.
He entered the map and died on the spot.
Seeing the griffey,he asked me 2 party me,then swore at me for making him die 0_o (lame rite?)
Aaniway there was this dk who was killing the griffey and kept entering and leaving the map (i suppose to avoide big damage?)
I leached him (its my griffy after all,dont complain! >D) and he relised what i was doing
(I collected a bunch of horsemen to hit me so that the griffey cant hit and kill me)
(and YES i was gonna LEACH him >D)
(THATS MY GRIFFEY!!!!)
And kept killing the horsemen.
OH well,when it died i was abit slow,but hey i got this griffey wind thingy
*jumps for joy*
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