Hello MMOTales! Hmm? What’s that? How was my MMO day? Weeell, it went a little like this:

I traveled back to Ellinia, mainly to get to Happyville. Upon arriving there, I went straight to Maple Claws and traded in my presents for 30 Power Elixers. Good cash and handy in a pinch. I also attempted to get items off this one guy who was dropping stuff like crazy, but all I managed to get was a 10% scroll for Cape M. Defense.

Anyway, I headed back to the Slime Tree, and found that it had a nasty infestation of hackers. Not to be discouraged, I headed to Henseys and Perion to reunite Bruce with his daughter. After that, I headed to Kerning City and got some spiffy new shoes.

Eventually, my wanderings brought me to a wonderful place that I had heard of before. It was a beach full of pigs. I decided that I would train here for a while, and maybe enjoy some pork.

Unfortunately, the beach was flooded. No, not with water, but with hackers. Yes, it was the capital of Southwestern Hackania there. However, I, with my superb stealth skills, managed to kill enough of their pigs to net me a level up. I can only imagine the outrage they had when I escaped from their fortress of hacking.

Yes, that’s right, I have leveled up three times in two days. It is a shock to all involved (mainly me). One more level until I get the greatness of a new bow and new clothes.

Well, that about wraps it up for now. Tune in next time for

The Adventures of Soup!