Here it is… lucky number 7

“H..Hamburger?” Hamburger said with a shocked face.
“Yes, I.. *tries to stop laughing* I believe your name is Hamburger as well?” the priestess said. “Oh, dearie me, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Kristine, the level 80 priestess.”
“Oh… hi.” Hamburger stifled. “Umm.. *trying to shake off the thought of his hamburger scar on his forehead.* why did you save me?”
“Yes well, what kind of a person would leave you dead and deserted? Hell no, I’m not that kinda person.” the priestess said. “Besides, it’s lonely living by myself. My parents are missing and… it’s good to have company you know?” the priestess said blushingly. “I’m sorry.” she stood on her feet as she turned to leave the room.
“W..wait,” Hamburger said, as he grabbed her hand. The two stared at each other holding hand by hand. They both blushed. “You..you’re alone too?” Hamburger said.
“Yes.. ever since my beloved family was abducted by the evil ‘Al Qaeda’ guild. I’ve lost confidence in everything… I used to be so cheerful and happy with my friends but since the loss…” tears stained her eyes. “I don’t know what to do… and seeing you, you and your happy little ways made me remember the past when I used to be like you: happy and confident. Oh.. I’m sorry…” Kristine cried. Hamburger rushed to comfort her as he hugged her warmly.
“Pleasseee…. I’m not asking you to stop them or something but… Maplestory has been waiting many years for the arrival of a hero, no, a SAVIOUR to save us from the attacks of ‘Al Qaeda’ they’ve taken anything! Not only from me but for everyone!” Krisitne sobbed.

~.~.~.~.~. Flashback~.~.~.~.~.~
“Now Hamburger, someday you’re gonna meet a purty lady that you’re gonna fancy.” says a chubby old geezer.
“Yeah pop…” Hamburger said.
“Sometimes their gonna be sad and cry n’ stuff. Now sometimes, you wouldn’t know why the hell they’re crying but you have to pretend like you notice and comfort her. Say something that makes you all warm and tingly n’ stuff.”
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“Shhh… shh… its all gonna be alright.” Unlike his pop, Hamburger actually understands the situation. He himself is trying to hold back his tears. (‘Cause pop always told Hamburger when he was young that men don’t cry.)
“You know what, after this is done I’ll buy you a big mac, no make that 2!” Hamburger said (that made him all warm and tingly inside. He loved it when someone bought him a big mac.) “ok? its all going to be alright. So no more sad stuff m ‘kay? I maybe a noob, but heck I know how to protect a woman.” (copies that from the psychaiatrist guy from southpark.)
As he gazed upon Kristine, whose head was now on his lap. Still a little teary, but there was definitely a confident smile on her face. Her cool green eyes and her silky brown hair and her radiant skin with some trears spreckled on her face, it was almost like dew in an early morning. Hamburger gazed at this beauty…
“Dew..dew..dew..mmmm…. Mountain Dew….” Hamburger said as he still gazed down at Kristine whose head was snug on Hamburgers lap.
“Uhhhh hamburger..?” Kristine said, now she was a little scared.
“Wooow… your left eye is turning to its original color again (gray).”
“Huh!? Oh yeah… say… do you have any Mountain Dew?” Hamburger said.
That night turned out to be a lot of fun for the two of them. Inside the apartment of Lith Harbor, where there was a spectacular view of the beach, they cooked! With Hamburger at the kitchen everything was wonderful. They had salisbury steak, garden salad, and strawberry and passionfruit souffle’ to top everything off with. When Krisitne had a bite of Hamburger’s steak, her rose blossomed red. Oh.. my god…. this is so GOOD! How are you so good at cooking!?!?!?!?’ Kristine shouted.
“What can I say, this is a natural talent of mine. Besides, I love food network and I’m like the number 1 fan of Emeril. BAM!” Hamburger said with a smile.
“Hahaha!!! You’re so funny!” Kristine laughed Mountain Dew almost came out of her nose.
“Hamburger, you’re welcomed to stay for a night or two. If you want, how about living with me?” Kristine said nervously.
“Of course, I would love to! I’ll just sleep on the couch and make breakfast, lunch and dinner! Gosh this is gonna be so much fun!” Hamburger squeeled.
“Yup! you can come sleep with me!” Kristine said.
PSCCHCHSSCHCHCHSCSSSSSSSSSCHSHSHCHSWHSCHSCHSHCSHCSHSCH! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hamburger sprayed Mountain Dew out of his mouth.

~~~~~~~Flash Back~~~~~~~~
“Now when that hot lady you fancy says you can come sleep with her. Never expect anything. But if that happens…. DAAAAAANG you one luck son of a gun boy!” pop said.
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“Is there something wrong?” Kristine said. Now she looked prettier than anything.
“I’m sorry Jessica Simpson, Angelina Jolie, Heidi Klum, all the Victoria’s Secret models… she’s prettier…” Hamburger thought.
That night, turns out that there was only one bed and the couch, she said was too uncomfortable. They just snuggled warmly. Kristine having nothing to worry about said good night and kissed him on the cheek. As she quickly went to sleep. *BA BUMP* *BA BUMP* *BA BUMP* Hamburger’s heart pounded as he attempted a kiss on Kristine’s cheek. *mwah*
“Yes, I did it!” Hamburger thought, as he did a little victory shuffle on the sheets.
Hee hee Kristine whispered, she was only pretending to be asleep.
“G’night Hamburge.” Kristine said giggling.
A shocked Hamburger managed to say good night back. And the two went deep asleep.
“Man this has been a hectic day…. SOooo worth it…” Hamburger thought.
But his good night’s sleep was to be broken by a hideous nightmare….