(Damon has found himself in the strange land of Cheesymon. How did he get there and how can he get back? This will all be found out in a moment. Meanwhile…)

Speed: Bwahahahaha! That was so funny. Who knows what Damon is doing in Cheesymon… Man this device rocks. I can go anywhere I want!!! Brokeymon, Goons’cape, She-man and the dusters of the tooniverse…I can say with this I am more 1337 than ever!

Flora: Sigh, my hero!

(Both of them start to laugh. They laugh so hard that they accidentally fall into the same portal that they had dragged Damon into. Meanwhile…)

Damon: So you are telling me that this world is completely digital?

Pagumon: Yuppee!

Damon: Coool! Can I evolve?

Pagumon: I see you have a ‘mon’ behind you! Maybe…What does Damon stand for?

Damon: Dark monsters!

Pagumon: More like duck monsters. I think it stands for dame monsters.

Damon: D’oh!

(As they are chatting a hideous monster appears out of nowhere and starts attacking them.)

Pagumon: Ahh! Myonesemon! This monster is well known for using its Dimsum Flighting. Ruun!

(Myonesemon starts summoning tons of dimsums dipped in rich myonese and throws them at Damon and Pagumon. Gross.)

Pagumon: That’s it there no hope unless we cheesyvolve!

(Suddenly a light surrounds Pagumon. Damon is blinded by it and goes head crash into a nearby tree. As for Pagumon it chants some stupid things and turns into whoregeymon.)

Whoregeymon: Watch out Myonesemon! I am going to eliminate you!

Myonesemon: Heh heh heh did you think it would be that easy?

(A blinding light surrounds Myonesemon. At the same time, a human screams as he falls off a cliff, not because he is scared of dying but because he was blinded, accidentally fell off a cliff and cannot even see how cool it is to bungee jump without a rope. As for Myonesemon it turns into VenomMyonesemon.)

Damon: Wow this soo cool lemme try!

(A light surrounds Damon. At the same time, VenomMyonesemon screams because it is blinded and accidentally eats its own dimsum. Damon also evolves into Darnlamemon.)

VenomMyonesemon: OMG! I never knew my cooking was so bad. Sorry guys for trying to force you to rate my food. I know I dream of ruling the cheesyworld but how can I if my dimsum tastes like crap?

Pagumon: Aww never mind we forgive you.

VenomMyonesemon: Thanks man! I’ll go read that Chinese cookbook again. Till then do life do us part!

(VenomMyonesemon flies away. At the same time, Speed and Flora crash down from the sky into another part of the cheesyworld.)

Speed: Where the f*** are we?

(A nearby kid starts screaming.)

D.K: Ahh! Somebody said a bad word! Brother please helps me!

(Speed sees two children. One of them walks over to them.)

Older child: Hey my name is Mad and this is my younger bro D.K. Man small babies are a pain in the butt.

Speed: Idiotic children like you are a damn pain in the f***ing a** as well.

(Mad starts to cry as well because he has never heard so much coarse language in one sentence before. He storms off with D.K.)

Flora uses f6.

Speed: Heh now all we have to do is find a way out of this place.

(Speed sees a black tower in a distance)

Speed: Woah this is a fashion disaster in buildings! I gotta bring it down at once to save mankind from its intense ferocity of ugliness. F***y Seven!

Speed (to narrator): You do not have to change my attack name idiot! You aren’t here to insult maple story.

Narrator: Ok…

(Speed fires two lucky sevens and sends the tower and its intese ferocity of ugliness to hell)

A certain demon in hell: Nooo! Get the damn tower away from my eyes! Its ugliness is burning my eyes! I’m blinded! Ahhh!

(The certain unlucky demon in hell is blinded and crashes into a certain tree in hell. Meanwhile…)

Speed: Wha…What is happening? I am glowing! Cool!

Flora: 1337!

(A bright light surrounds Speed.)

Speed: Speed cheesyvolves into…Superspeed!

Superspeed: That’s really lame. But wow…my speed and jump limit is now unlimited and my haste gives 4,000,000 speed 2,000,000 jump! Cool!

(Speed runs around the whole cheesyworld in a flash and comes back with Damon’s pants. Meanwhile…)

Darnlamemon: Haha he took Damon’s pants not darnlamemons pants!

(Meanwhile…)

Speed: D’oh!

(Meanwhile Darnlamemon tries to cheesyvolve one last time. A white light surrounds him.)

Darnlamemon: Darnlamemon cheesyvolves into…1337mon!

1337mon: Wa so cool! I thought I would become lamer and lamer?

Narrator: You are…

(1337mon is so lame until it’s a pity he never realises that the Damon’s pants that Superspeed stole WERE his pants.)