Hi I’m back with the 2nd part of my story.

Narrator: So Damon, Flora and Speed set off to become what they want. Damon takes a day to realize that Henesys is not in Ludibrum and another to realize that jr balrog is not in Henesys. A pity he never realizes it’s not in Ludibrum either. He then takes a month to reach Kerning city, another to go to Perion and finally rests in Ellinia before preparing to journey to Henesys. He then sees a magician called David Blaine setting a card on fire.)

Damon: Kool! If I become a magician can I set anything on fire?

David Blaine: Who ther f*** are ya kiddin? Of course you can!

Damon: Hooray! I could sure use the skill of fire! When I fight against an enemy weak to fire I could just set my pants on fire and throw it at them!

(Damon then pays a visit to Grendel the really old and bastardy.)

Grendel: So you want to be a magician? Fine show me why I should agree to make you one.

Damon: I’m using the risky low LUK build! And my INT is the highest stat! My stats are STR 25 DEX 25 INT 26 LUK 24.

Grendel: Ok…any other qualifications?…BESIDES the fact that you are already level 15.

Damon: I’m already level 16.

Grendel: F*** off Damon.

Damon: Thank you for your compliment! Maybe I will help you advertise for free.

Grendel: Hm…ok fine deal!

(Meanwhile Flora gets the help from a balrog to take her to El Nath.)

Flora: Thank you sweetie! What was it you asked me to do in return? Sue the door of the ship from Victoria to Ossyria? Okies!

(Flora then enters the place where people can get their 3rd job adv and sees Rene)

Flora: Hey Rene I wanna be a crossbow woman teach me!

Rene: You mean sniper.

Flora: Nonono not sniper! I hate using crossbows! Hm…I like Ludibrum. You gots any crossbow related to Ludi?

Rene (Thinks really hard): I know! You can just go to your local Toys R Arse and buy the latest version of the toy ‘Gr0zzb0w F3r L4m3z P30pl3’. It’s a toy so it’s related to Ludibrum right?

Flora: You idiot! And to think you damn brain could fool me! That’s not what I want! I want ‘Gr0z$z$ B0w F3r 3v3n M0r3 F***1n L4m3 1d10t$ Th4t C0$t$ Thr33 M1ll10n M3$0$ M0r3 Ju$t Bec4u$3 Th3 D4mn N4m3 1$ L4m3r’! Yay!

(Flora then leaves and heads for Toys R Arse, satisfied that she had found such a good buy)

(As for Speed, he seeks help from his brother Slow, but still winds up lost and does not know how to go to Malaysia)

Slow: I’ll be damned! How exactly do we find Malaysia in such a big place?

(Slow is bedazzled by the enormous size of the place he is in and keeps on panicking.)

Speed: Um Slow, could you not be such an idiot?

(Just then, Slow sees a hooded man in the corner of the place)

Slow: Excuse me sir, do you know where I am? This place seems suspiciously strange!

Hooded Stranger: Yes, you are in great peril by wandering around here. The name of this magical dimension is called THE KERNING CITY POT SHOP!!!

Slow: Ahhhhhh SOOO SCAAAARY!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!

Speed: OMG I’ve heard of that place in legends before! This is so exciting. My granny used to tell me that this was where all professionals bought pots!

Hooded Stranger: May I inquire what your businesses are here?

Speed: I’m trying to find a place called Malaysia!

Slow: He bribed me into helping him by offering to slug me if I did!

Hooded Stranger: So you wish to use the portal of dimensions…

Speed: WHAT?

Slow (1 hour later): WHAT?

Hooded Stranger: It allows you to connect from the real world to a place called ‘Earth’.

Speed: ZOMG!!!

Slow (1 hour later): ZOMG!!!

Hooded Stranger: Are you interested in buying this device from me? If you are, I can make a deal with you. I know this is illegal but heck, I am easily bribed. Besides, David Blaine can create the portal using his damn magic powers; since he does it all the time without using the device I guess it is still ok to be in possession of this…

Speed: *Silence*

Slow (1 hour later): *Silence*