Ok this is my 2nd story after love confessions of a dk and I decided to go more leisurely for a time being. Instead of writing a serious story I came up with this instead lol… Anyway I want to know what you people think about it and whether I will continue writing this story depends on your reactions.

NOTE: This story is just for laughs and I do not expect any of you all readers out there to take it seriously.

Current characters and their backgrounds:
Damon- He is the main character of the story, aka the hero. That means that the world is in grave danger.

Speed- He is the leader of an unknown organization called ‘dimension cults’ and opposed what Damon does in any and every way.

Flora- Damon’s crush. She thinks Speed is 1337. (Do I need to say more about her mental understanding of fashion?)

Prequel…
(Damon, Speed and Flora and Slow are still on Maple Island. Damon follows Flora everywhere, Flora follows Speed everywhere and Speed follows Damon everywhere attempting to kill him.)

Damon: Flora! I looove you! I must catch up with you! (Runs faster than usual)

Speed: Dammit why is Damon so fast? I will take my fruit knife and…MUAHAHAHA! I will cut some fruits and eat it! He will suffer when he sees that I have food and he doesn’t! For now I must catch up with him!

Flora: Hey Speed waaaaait uppie! I still haven’t used the love crossbow arrow my guardian angel gave me! The description says that anybody who is shot by that arrow will love the person who shoots it…I soooo must make Speed shoot it at me.

Damon: Darn why is Flora so fast?

(As the day passes, a group of monsters have gathered around to place bets on who would catch who first. The monsters sit down to relax and laugh at their stupidity.)

Green snail: I bet Damon will win!

Narrator: Wait a minute nobody knows what monsters are saying, neither do they know what each of them is saying!

Green snail: Green green green green green green sn snail snail!

Orange mushroom: Orange orange orange mushy?

Green snail (to narrator): This is not pokemon you ****** ******* ******** ******!!! Make me say English and humans say pokemoneiish.

Narrator: Na na na narrator tor tor?

Narrator: Ok back to the story, we’ll just have to assume that somebody generous hired subtitles for everybody, including that blind man down the street.

(Suddenly Damen falls and trips over his tied shoelace. Flora falls and trips as well, over her velcro straps. Speed overruns and meets them, racing back from the other side of the world.)

Speed: Now Damen I have found you! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..

(Damen slips away as quietly as possible, only causing an earthquake as he leaves.)

Speed: …hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh ya Damen, don’t you go insulting me just because I seem retarded. I’m only a few hours slow. Uh oh I predict that Brazil will win the world cup 2002!

(Suddenly the ship to Victoria arrives and all 3 people race towards the ship. Captain Shanks then steps out of the ship and is crushed by they 3.)

Shanks: Yay I finally slimmed!

(They take their seats and Damon gets up to drive the ship. No wonder it took them a few years to reach Victoria Island… … …Well at least they finally got there after the authorities decided to start working on a case of 3 missing people that had been reported a few years ago. Damon gets out of the ship first.)

Damon: I wanna go to Henesys to be a magician so I can shoot fire arrow!

Flora: That’s no big deal; I wanna go to El Nath to be an archer! I’ll start by talking to Rene…

Speed: Haha you all are pathetic I wanna go to Malaysia to be a thief! Maybe a car thief…

(And that’s how their pathetic adventures began XD.)