Ahem, excuse me for the bad pun. I had such a brilliant brainwave of that octogenarian word that I could help naught but use it thirty levels early =O
But Silvaar, be glad you won’t be so surprised at my deficiency to create a better title thirty levels from now that you’ll die of a sudden cardiac cholesterol rush! I spare you this time.

Anyway I’m level 50 in FlyFF! ^^
Some nice guy also bought all my power dice 4s for 200k each so I now have 6.5 million penya, although it is still a long way to go for that awesome guardian knuckle *dreamy tone* . . . T.T I WANT IT!!!
Still, I should be proud that I’ve made it so far.
Yeah let’s exaggerate my feat a bit shall we?
*Dances around madly*
*Spazzes out*

Now to abuse that divider like everyone else on MMOTales has been doing XD

*Exhausted*

Okay now that I’ve celebrated long enough and gotten over my euphoric state, let’s get on with what I wanted to rant about in the first place.

I’ve recently been seeing controversies revolving around the objectification and exploitation of women lately. But now we explore a whole new unidentified case, the objectification and exploitation of assists. F5
The other day I was training at Small Leyanas when this level 52 mercenary came up to me.

Mercenary: Buffs plz
Me (Busy fighting): Hang on
Mercenary: Buffs now plz
Me (Kills the Small Leyana): Hm could you please refine your sentence?
Mercenary: Buffs plz
Me: Like for example, spell the word please in full instead of a sloppy ‘plz’.
Mercenary: Buffs plz
Me: Because by requesting for my help in such a disrespecting manner, I don’t see why I should help you. Remember that assists are not obligated to buff others, this is just a privilege for you all.
Mercenary: Ok then wat u want me to say? Buffs PLZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz.
Me: No that’s not it!
Mercenary: Forget it. I dun nid ur buffs. After all assists suppose to buff, u just nt fulfilling ur duty. I can easily find some1 else who wants to buff me. *Runs of to an FS training nearby* Buffs plz
FS Assist: 10k =P
Me: ROFLMAO!!! =D

Anyway it might have given me a good laugh, but I particularly disdain what that heck of an ingrate told me. Since when was it an assist’s duty to buff others? I’ll only buff someone without expecting a thanks when someone is power levelling me. We buff if we want to, so don’t expect to get so lucky. He probably has an assist friend who spoils him and I really pity that guy. We badly need an assist revolution for others to recognise our rights! >=(

So in the end we just kept training with the poor mercenary shuffling in between us still not understanding why we wouldn’t buff him -.-

Whew at least I did mange to get that settled. Oh by the way how do you all FlyFFers out there train? When I’m deciding which mobs to fight I’d usually go by the etc items they drop. I’ll hunt a certain mob that I can kill easily without a mass burning of food till I get enough treasure chest drops to complete the office quest, then I move on to the next one. It’s all in the sake of being rich, so imagine how furious I was when I so painstakingly compiled 35 golden cups from wheelers, only to realise there wasn’t a quest for those items! T.T

Of course if the next monster is too strong I’ll always try to get a power level before proceeding with it (assists can find free power levels almost too easily =P).

I’m still deciding if I should attempt steel knights yet. They seem kinda dangerous, but I badly need to power level my acrobat instead of just leeching away from some other 6x power leveller >.
Personally I hate training acrobats, so I decided that I would just use my assist to power level him to 60. I mean, just wait until my acrobat is promoted to a bow jester and has over 100% critical ratings! Only then would it truly be worth the effort XD

This still brings complications though. It means that the level difference between my assist and acrobat cannot exceed 19, and it is already 20 =S
Moreover my 2nd computer is screwing up which means I can’t power level my acrobat for the time being =(

Help pretty please?

Oh what the heck, I’m just being greedy here.
Mainly I’m looking forward to becoming a Bill Poster =D
That would own.

Instead of saying, ‘Don’t make me slap you’ when someone says something moronic, I can go ‘Don’t make me asal you.’ If he played FlyFF he’d back off for sure ^^

No screenies this time though, I forgot to take any =( *Still hiding cookies I had promised you all in the last blog behind my back*